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francizy:
From my point of view (and a lill bit of experience), I think the reasons why men cheat on their girlfriends/lovers/wives are:

- they often get used to a woman's body and even their hoods can't acknowledge the woman's nackedness (a man often feel bored humping same body everyday, every year and for the rest of his life).

- too much arguments between the man and the woman. This can drive a man crazy at times and he would prefer to either be with his friends getting high on alcohol or be with another woman instead of going home to a nagging wife.

- pride, a man often sees it as a thing of pride, if he talks to his friends about how many women he has slept with. He sees himself as a more badass guy than everyother guy if he has slept with more (pretty) women than his friends.

- temptation. Well, there are many guys/men that are happily married and love their girlfriends/wives dearly but they easily fall to temptations from other women. These days, some girls/women don't wait for guys to go after them, they make the move, not caring whether the man is married or not.

People may have different views, but these are mine.

There is a solution to the all that I've listed and when women do some certain things with their husbands/boyfriends, they could reduce the chances of their husbands/boyfriends cheating on them..

viccipedia:
oboy them say Oba no dey go transfer, na lie o..... If e hook am, e go transfer himself o

chilledbarbie:
Oh dear i'm greatful thanks buh it made me lmao lol you didn't tell me what you want or you okay right

viccipedia:
same to you young one

dwizzed:
two hands up tew all mai bosses n ogaz in da awze

pweetyz:
aww..i guess i'm one lucky lass then

well..i had lots of crushed and pairs when i was a kid buh i'd say my first woo occured in my basic 5..it was from a guy who was my classmate at the time..he'd go with me to wait for my sister at the secondary section of the school(she was in js1 at the time)cos i couldn't go home without her..he'd also join me in waiting for my driver to come pick mi and my siblings up before going home
during the wait..he'd keep preaching his love for me and how pretty and unique i was..he even taught me a song;can't actually sing it much or know the title buh lemme just sing the part i can remember.."why why you leave me girl,why you leave me (x2)..
ah ah ah ah ah ah ha..why do you have to go o away from mee

i also sang a song by rihanna about cheating,hurting,etc as a reply..can't actually remember the song right now
that was cos i told him i liked someone else..had a crush back then(i still crush on him till date though i don't get to see him much)he was our classmate and was really good looking
he felt really bad though..we still see occasionally buh we're just friends now

Gafano:
bro calm down coz me don already dof my hat, raise my hands and even my leg sef...no more TUALE❗❗❗❗again ooooo omo na d reverse o LETUA❗❗❗❗❗❗

einspiration:
Yipppeee!!! COngrats to My Hommie.... He just gained admission Via 3rd Batch List....

PS: Never Give Up until its Over(Funny enough It can't be over until You Give up)... Congrats Apkpoborie Eldasavor Muljude...

viccipedia:
GUESS WHO'S BACK

efedua:
choi that seem late mine first move was at 12 and woo at 13, it was an hilarious experience. tho I was like a badoo during teenage age.

kelvindim:
The first time I wooed a girl? Errrrrm.... I never really did that until recent times sha..that's because erm, I'm the one being wooed, with all sincerity though, no jokes. Many a time have I being chased up and down by all sorta girls. Nigga's may not believe me though cos all they'd do is hate. I ain't proud of it neither am I being boastful though, but that's just my nature. Currently sef there's a girl in my neighbourhood falling head over hills inlove with me, she wan kill me with call, chai! But ayaf pweetyz sha. To the extent two ladies nearly fought over moi. I so have many stories to tell but I might end up boring y'all niggas to sleep. So I'd chill. So y'all will know, don't hate on a nigga, it ain't non o' my fault.

Suley316:


Well mine wasn't that funny,,

I had two gfs earlier before I decided to woo her

I asked a friend for her 2gousername (js2 then 2go was the in thing).

I sent her request she accpeted, I went straight business, I asked her to be my girlfriend that same day (I seem to be confident over the phone).

I was enjoying my skills until,,
She said I had to ask her in person,

My heart cut, that night I was memorising lines like I was preparing for debate, I couldn't sleep that night.

I got fully prepared, ironed my uniform till the thing almost born, bought new socks, I changed my walking step, omo see bouncing

I was thinking with all the swagg I put on, I was expecting her to say yes, before I saw anything.

Lol, when I caught with her walking to her class, I come be like person wey them curse.

I no fit talk I just dey walk am,
I was smiling like a fool, I managed to say hi, she replied.

All the lines I memorised had vanished, I couldn't sing the ABC song properly sef.

I didn't know when I uttered "can we be friends......"

Babe that was suppose to be my girlfriend

Yep I friendzoned myself

kelvindim:
The word ”Ajeh” is derived from the yoruba language meaning: to eat. While on combination with ”butter,” it means to eat butter. Not literally though, E.g are things like; charwama, hotdog, indomie, fried rice, icecream, kfc, doughnut, etcetera etcetera. Still, the word ”kpako,” is derived from the Nigerian pidgin, meaning: strong thing. On combining, the word ”Ajehkpako” means to eat strong things. E.g eba, akpu, takpioka, soaking garri (garri flakes), eba, eba and eba.


In other words; Ajehbutters are those borne with a silver spoon. In contrast the Ajehkpakos are borne with naught.

LOL you go fear explanation na...

seunO4:
What year did you finished from ERC ?

I graduated frm there.

chue:
Rotflmao then she continued "before i date a guy,there are
many things i look at and you dont have one"....i
nearly died

3coins:
that is the worst thing a guy can hear...when i got home,i just dey look myself for mirror....LOL

chilledbarbie:
Those words sounds funny but i am ready to learn

3coins:
yeah..i didnt ask my first gf out.we just started dating...nobody asked anyone out

chilledbarbie:
I still don't get whats AJEPAKO . . . BUGGATI ? ? ? lol why should i ask for something you want playstation a phone Okay we meet during clearance maybe lunch

Suley316:


Guy you have started sticking your snuff in the wrong places again

3coins:
[b]ok,i dont like remembering this but lemme just share

the 1st girl i wooed NB: i had a gf before her tho

i was always staring at this girl in class...it was obvious i liked her...i was scared to go talk to her...mehn that chick was crazily fine....she knew i liked her cuz i was always staring.one day,i summoned up courage to go talk to her...i passed her a written note...the content of the note was "i really wanna talk to you alone"..she was sitting with one girl like that...immediately she read the note,the girl stood up and went to another seat..then i went to sit ...i started yarning trash...talking about unnecessary thing.at a point,she was like "Emeka,you said you wanted to talk to me,is this what you wanted to tell me"...na there liver fail me..i couldnt talk....break over bell saved me..i just jejely ran to my seat...my mind started yabbing me,(you know that feeling now ).i made up my mind to write her a letter....after writting the letter,i waited till closing time to give her the letter so i will just run home and she wont have time to reply that day...after dismissal assembly,i passed her the letter and zoomed off....i walked for a while then i felt my pocket...i noticed a paper was still in it..i brought it out and lo and behold,it was the letter...i was like "what the Bleep did i give to this girl"...i remembered i collected one girl's number in school that day...and i wrote it in a sheet of paper. i ran back to school.she was still there..i collected the other paper and gave her the letter and zoomed off again...to cut the story short, the next day in school,she didnt greet me like she does on a normal day...we didnt speak till closing time..i was on my way home and i noticed she was waiting for me.i walked to her and we started walking home together then she started "is this what you wanted to tell me that you could not say?" no response from me,then she continued "before i date a guy,there are many things i look at and you dont have one"....i nearly died [/b]

chue:
bro if yu see her nw una no dey feel anytin for eachoda??

HonourablePomk:
Okay this is funny

chilledbarbie:
GROW UP ? Thanks btw whats AJEBO remember i owe you a gift you are my first friend mail me what you will love to get

kelvindim:
Na wah for you oh!

That na talk?!

kulkatty:
SMH like you're not among them (˘̯˘ )ʃ

Were you not one of the peepz who went really gaga by trying to swallow a knife which they used in cutting a cake??

Suley316:

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Kulkatty
How your friends at the psychiatric home
And the caretakers unkor

Gafano:
bro i hail o❗❗❗❗❗and i don't have much to share, coz bak den na we dey top class so girls dey always want dey ur syd.......

kulkatty:
LOL eyaa thanks

Buh you know I hate you sha??

kelvindim:
Man na God oh!


Errthang soft!

kulkatty:
Ermm first of all. Just because one person did not reply you don't mean the rest are like that

Secondly, you've gat no haters. The only time you'll have is when you misbehave

Thirdly, I had issues with ma opera mini. Buh it's fixed now. I wanted to reply you yesterday buh the ish made me not to reply it/i was able to reply just one.

Well I'm sure all[most] the dudes have welcomed you wella. Hope we're now cool.

And yaba left is a place for insane people. Don't mind be o. I just use it for fun

Welcome to the family once again

Bennyberry:
omoh see love story...guess i wud write a story about dis...tnk God u guys didnt do anytin..else una 4 kill cow tak appeals the gods