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SoftThImy1:
Are you a yoruba?

yea,how did u get to decipher that?

bliss2al:
what warrants that ur unscrupulous comment now?

u don't recognise sarcasm when seeing one?

SoftThImy1:
Orluuchi??

a fly is about to enter ur mouth

Mexyz:
@mesoade,the owners of this thread, kulkatty&co. It seems you are even a fresher.

obviously.


and i ain't this thread's owner . .

Mexyz:
@mesoade,the owners of this thread, kulkatty&co. It seems you are even a fresher.

obviously

orluuchi:
maybe they aren't on nl

definitely

Mexyz:
@mesoade....by the time this people will be resuming, i will be in my penultimate year in uniben. Am progressing bro not retrogressing. Good evening.

who are the,"this people"

Lordabas:

@TOPIC..
You are what you think you are. They say face is the index of the mind, and if you will allow complex to over-ride your mind, this will get reflected on ur face. . .
So, never ever allow this thought to ever cross your mind that u are UGLY.. No you are not, u are much more better than most around,
Walk with pride, walk with confidence, ignore what d shallow minded around you might say or comment..
Give them a look that will kill them lyk parasites, walk & talk with air about yourself, tek care of ur appearance, dress up well, groom yourself well & try to develop a pleasant personality full of confidence
Keep the world on ur toes & feel ontop of the world..try it & see d result

speak from now till d day human beings starts to lay egg,girls will forever be girls.
Tell a girl she's pretty,she might not believe you.,
Tell her she's ugly,she'll never forget you

bliss2al:
people like u are very pretty.. if am wrong that means diaris no right and if am right it simply means diaris no wrong

woman

wrap.........

What of we the ugly guys,how do we apply our fakeness?,


breasts enlargement and butt implants?

Still following . .thumbs up to you guys

Like seriously,mizmycoli? .

You need no explanation from any one,read d book of revelation from chapters 6 to the end. . . Dat should answer your questn,what's happening now has been written in the bible,we're in the end time. . . He is still the saviour.

tosyne2much:
I just tire ooooo... My thread barely make front page and I keep wondering.. This week Monday I created a thread in Education session and that it didn't make FP becomes a mystery till date.. My broda, you don't need any pastor or alfa to tell you that most sensible threads hardly hit FP

same here o,i wrote one in education section, thinking it'l make frontpage,how it didnt make frontpage is also a mystery to me,i tire 4 d mods o

This mods must be high on something, the threads created by tosyne2much are meaningful but hardly makes Fp . . But thread about celebrities,that doesn't add #1 to our bank accts makes Fp,i don tire 4 d mods. . Bro seun u need to review this

razid:
wat shall it be a team profit if they win all there group stage games and loose in lockout stage?

wetin dis 1 dey tok,lockout kor?,lock in ni! Mtcheew

itstpia1:
unless you were offered N10 million?

you have a point.

Mexyz:
*continues his jacking* 1st class must be made o.

typical of new admittees

Isaactop9:
i was given mcb also although not wat i wanted pls is it possible to switch to pharmancy after the first year

same here,i wanted medicine . . Dunno if it's possible to change.

davien:
actually you are the one who believes in miracles....therefore you should give us proof of it....

explaining christ to an atheist lol! Only divine intervention can make you change. . . U know,there ar 1001 proofs dat God doesnt exist against d 10 proofs dat he does . .but still,i can feel his presence.u just nid divine intervention.

orluuchi:
just me then

same here,the only microbiologist

It's been happening for decades.

Nothing's new under the sun

chinziaski:
Like you said awkward.

Kissing is a scary thing. That's why you're advised to close your eyes. The closer you come to some people the scarier their faces look. To be on the safe side, close the eyes.

what's scary about it?

aaronson:
Op here's is my dumb contribution to the religious freak and wise to the freethinkers,Religion did none but brought about division and like you rightly wrote 'kill the sense of wonder' I really don't blame the religious freak because its what they grew up to and I regret even going hard on that lady above but its annoying sometimes when you can't rationalized to the truth,THINK about this----before henry townsend introduced christianity to nigeria prior to colonization,didn't our forefathers have their way of doing things and if God existed,he would be universal and there wouldn't be no belief system called religion,What if they told you jonathan is your president and you never saw him,would you believe there is anything called president.

if he doesnt exist,how then do you explain miracles?

Tallesty1:
Hahahahaha


This post reminded of what happened last year during Christmas time.

I and one elderly man went to rent plastic chairs for our end of year party.

The lady we met there is what Terry G calls caterpillar attack.

Her Mom told her to show us where the chairs were packed.

She stood up and I noticed that she has double dose of serious nyash.

The old man didn't know when he shouted "Odegrigri Odegrigri, Nkea ebuka" and everyone started laughing.

that is what timaya calls "ukwu" and chiwetalu agu calls "ovoko"

andyallor:
Yaba left here op comes

help me hold him down,let me go and bring rope before he runs unclad to the market

Op

Any one that can provide a "proof of ownership" owns me

orluuchi:
hello... please is there any physiology student here?

obviously none.

In igboland.
A gal is made to carry a pot filled with water to d brim to the house of d boy his mum wishes to marry 4 her,d essence of d filled pot is to show attention to the cleavages of the gal due to splashes of water dat'll spill on her

dammyjay93:
Austria
Eligible women in rural Austria during the 19th century would tuck apple slices in their armpits while dancing. When the music stopped, they would offer the sweat-soaked fruit to their partner. He would consume the exotic treat if he wantedto be “exposed to her personal sexual fragrance.”

Holy poo! Can't imagine eating any eff'ing thing from a naija girl's armpit.

So,what's the point.?

Later bro,i'm still eating