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mastermynd: mesopo,,,,,oya i knw u don vex,,,e don do,,,abeg,,,,,,kneelin down,,,,omo obanta,omo olalomi,,,,ma binu mo,,,ero ,olukoso ero,,,,,,u knw say e don tay,,,,,

yeeee!ma head dey swell ooo-Bt wait ooo,which kain eulogy be dat coz yoruba no strong reach dat level......e don tey wey i go ma village

When a sperm ESCAPES and hits d egg,HELL rejoices.
Bt,the doer[man] and the doeee[woman] start worrying.Thatz simply the birth history of one BORN BY MISTAKE I DON'T WANNA MENTION HERE..................
I rest ma case.....
#BangTable.........coooouuuurrrrtttt!

E be lyk sey na idleness dey make pple dey open dia maggot infested mouth dey yarn gibberish.Well i get work for all of una
QUESTION:Using the almighty formula,calculate the diameter of elegushi beach.[Take pi=3.142]

okeke2: did u fail?? i bet u did idiot bastard!!!!

check ur family health history,there are cases of chronic mental derangement,so you can't be an expception.As for ur foul mouth,datz hereditary.....itz in you[peak]...............
I rest my case........

If me sef start my own nw,wetin happen for iraq in 1952 go just repeat eself

okeke2: hey i heard from a friends mom who knows a lecturer said dat the cut off is generally low he says accounting is even 66 and will be on the site tommorrow....u didnt hear dis from me cappish??

tell that to lucifer!

oladoya: It is a pity that some people are ingrate on this thread just like this thick or Teague or wetin you call urself. U have been followin this thread with ur *fufu* cerebrum without providing any useful info and this person u are talking against was one of those that work vehementely with the aim of putting smile on our faces after the exam. Here u are with ur gutter-like-gullet, vomitting fibbings from that baseless pit so called Oesophagus of urs. Well am not angry yet but pls dont incense ma adrenalin cos if u do, the next tin is to incacerate u. Ortarico boss pls take ham easy sha oo. Let them be pls. Oda ogas i greet oo

THIS IS WHAT I CALL-SUPER COMBO KNOCK OUT!

mastermynd: me sef dey gbadun dis premiere in HD vision,,,,,NAIRaLanD the movie,,,,,,,,
#drinking garri with invisible groundnut#,,,,,,,,,,,
#team otra#

who be actor,who be boss?

Ortarico: Help me tell him ooo. . .maybe my brain is being tricky to me; if you said you scored 83, definitely your half there is 41.5 and different from 82.5 which is 41.25

chai!.........HOTTERico........I dey feel u jare.

Ortarico: Help me tell him ooo. . .maybe my brain is being tricky to me; if you said you scored 83, definitely your half there is 41.5 and different from 82.5 which is 41.25

chai!.........HOT-ART-TI-KO........I dey feel u jare.

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khennnie: Good evening nairalanders, I want to invite u all 2 a church program @christ life church int'l , No 1 oloruntumo str, bembo Ibadan.
Theme: OPEN HEAVENS
Date:SUNDAY 11th AUGUST,2013
Time::3:00pm
Come nd connect with HEAVENS as Bishop Francis Wale Oke storms BENBO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
May u be blessd as u come nd I pray D LORD ALMIGHTY WILL OPEN HEAVENS and make our admissions into UI possible In JESUS NAME...........
AMEN!!!!!!!!

i'll come if ITEM 7 is provided..........

Make nobody tassy me ooo coz jst lyk USA during WWII,i dey non-aligned.Anybody wey carry war of words come ma domot,i go do wetin USA do hiroshima and nagasaki on 6th and 9th aug respectively.
I no sue for neither war/peace,make everybody jst dey do wetin im lyk without encroaching on anoda man's sovereignty.
I REST MY CASE.......#Cooooouuuuurrrrttttttt!

yemmytcm: lol...can't stop laughing. #still on the fried fish matter#

sipping on ma palmy and freestyling with my snuff............#fold hand dey watch war of words.

Ortarico: Now you're talking, UNILAG itself didn't appro scores for anyone, why did you? Maybe I don't know, was it part of what they said or assigned to everyone during the orientation that when the results are out one should appro one's scores or those who gave their scores raw no sabi maths abi ? You for appro your 69.50 too to 70 and go submit am for senate, bunkum!

#Gboooooooooom!
KNOCK OUT!

[eldee's voice]Me i go yarn
me i go speak my mind.
Me i go yarn
dem thinks sey we blind,make we yarn,why are diz SCORES so high,
we can't take these no more!

Ortarico: see you. . .you tin sey you fit give us false info here. Anyway, I withhold my verdict as the CSO here but oga nor try am again ooo.

see you.......#yeye!
E be lyk sey u no knw sey i get IMMUNITY against the law of this thread?
*Na joke i dey joke ooo!make ma oga at the top[anti spam bot] no cum dash me ban.

Ortarico: Lolzzz, na the big big scores im dey see for here everyday give am the malaria . . . .come oo, the link you just posted on ASUU calling off the strike, I follow am but no see any content ooo. Fabeg copy and paste am here.

no mind me ooo.The link na fake,i jst form am.I'm sorry 4 fooling around.No be ma fault,na ASUU coz am.

Ortarico: see the time you silip, abi you go meeting ni. . . .good morning.
Oga Oladoya, say something ooo. . .stop peeping abi you get pimples for tongue?

na malaria hold am

ASUU strike has been called off.
Http://ChannelsTvnews.com/ASUU.FG/28737/287372943/html/

ASUU strike has been called off.
Http://ChannelsTvnews.com/ASUU.FG/28737/287372943/html/

What me i knw be sey,if u lyk sulk frm nw till the fire for hell quence,dat one no go make ur putme score increase neither will it reduce d price of garri 4 market.

Another monday! and ASUU still dey do lyk suarez!

jaryeh: you all should calm down,cutoffs will be published in some hours' time.

i bind and i cast u into the buttomless pit in the name of yizuz...........rekakistrapalopakekeroborababaribirinomomo........#SprinkleAnnointingOil.................

TopSpot: as from now on, all kinds of fearful scores are hereby banned from dis thread.

SIGNED BY HIS MAJESTY, THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER 《@…》

SECURITY ALERT!
*Coup at hand.......
Sum PDP oga at the top won take over unilag with dia inflated scores!

NAY!

Kobo joe: I object!...Kobo!

u no dey fear maze planking?

mathematician: BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME I HEREBY APPOINT DEACON ORTARICO AS THE CSO [CHEIF SECURITY OFFICER] OF THIS THREAD APPOINTMENT TAKES EFFECT NOW. SIGNED. DR.GENIUS

objection my lord!
The voice of the minority cannot overshadow that of the majority.We ought to vote lyk we are parliamentarian[2/3vote] and if any1 tries to overthrow this honorary house i'm gonna plank d person with a maze lyk Hon chidi Lloyd of Rivers state house of assembly......Any objection?

faraaday: mesopotamia, i sight u..

i'm watching u in digital microscope sir

Kobo joe: You guys are taking this thing personal...

personally-persona-personally..........i go deal with you.

I dnt knw what diz pple wanna gain in posting fake scores......me sha get 212 for jamb and 60% for putme and 56.50 as aggr,going 4 eng lang.abeg make una helep me dey pray sey make dem reduce score diz year oo