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yanabasee:
Police dude.... be slangs oriented...puleeez!!!

I hate Slangs

Post your name,and who so ever post a number under it ,you will have to answer honestly ...................................................the number is 1-30.




Let's roll

yanabasee:
Po'po

What's po po ?

Nixiepie:
1

How?

Which of the following is your most favorite?

Which department do you think is more corrupt in Nigeria?

THE THINGS YOU MUST NOT DO DURING DATING:


When some people are in love, it's like they are No longer themselves. They do abnormal things. we should always allow our brain to control our emotion. Don't be too excited; don't be carried away. Here are the things you must not do before marriage: .
1. Do not use your guy's picture as your profile picture on Facebook, twitter, etc .
2. Do not use your girl's picture as your profile picture on Facebook, twitter, etc .
3. It is very wrong for you and your guy/girl to put on the same type of cloth (same uniform) and be walking down the street together with uniform cloth. I think it is only married people that should do that .
4. It is not proper for you to fight over your boyfriend/ girlfriend .
5. It is not proper for you to use the picture which you and your guy/girl snapped together as your profile pix on Facebook. Only married people should do that .
6. Do not cohabit, i.e a guy and a girl should not live together in a house if they are not yet married. As a lady, when you pack out of your parents house and start living with your boyfriend, I see you as a harlot and a stupid girl without shame. how dare you sell yourself too cheap? If a man did not pay your bride price before keeping you in his house, he will never value you and your parents .
7. There is nothing wrong in a guy spending money on his girl, but the girl should not take it as if it is the responsibility of the guy to feed her, cloth her and sponsor her. As long as the guy is not yet married to you, whatever money he gives to you is just an assistance. It is not his responsibility or duty to give you money. . DO YOU AGREE?

Pls what is your say Here?
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It is Normal For Guys To Be Stingy With The Money They Worked Hard For...But I See No Reason Why Some Girls Chose To Be Stingy Over A Hole They Have No Idea How It Was Drilled.




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La...las...ti...cla...la

mehn this APC change don enter me tire that is why i said i should just share som of my worst Expi......











i went to my usual restaurant where i usually eat a plate of rise for 250 NAIRA.
So after eating i brought out my 250 as usual and gave the woman .when she count the money she said how much am i given her? i said madam no be 250 be your money.....she said for where ....plate of rice is now 450 naira.....that rice is 600 naira per major and wey na 12k before is now 19k.

this woman insisted that i must give her the balance so i have no choice than to give her my phone and went home to borrow 200 naira from my sis to pay for that obnoxious debt.........

it was an awkward moment back there i the restaurant.

May God Help us in this INFLATION that is Befalling us.

Share your Experience too guys

STFUareyouG0d:
But I can't see the NPF flag

hehehehe check well you will see two poles there ....I didn't snap full.

Dclique:
I seriously doubt this is a police station.

Abi is that ur house. Did police come to raid you?

does that look like a house to you?......thank God I gave you an address so you can go and research for yourself

Chibuhealth:
Hehehehe laughing in a todler's voice and they have been occupying aso rock since 1960? Hahahahaha. Born to rule is not born to develop

They Aren't Gonna Develop!

Hehehe see as all of em just dey drop their numbers

This police station can be found in gidan waya where there is Kaduna state college of education kafanchan,kaduna state

It has been established since the year 1958 and till now have not been Renovated.






I can easily break out of these Weak Walls.

EHMIR:
he lives at 212,B close,2nd gate,gorimapa estate

do u need his phone number

hehehehe tell am guy

This Group Is For All The Single Ladies And The Single Guyz.....

Aim: To Mingle With The Singlez

So Just Drop Your Number ....081********32 and letz Minglizzzzzz

Ask google

1. The kidneys filter your blood up to 300 times per day.
2. Tongue is the strongest muscle in human body.
3. The average human body contains approximately 100 billion nerve cells.
4. The air from a sneeze can travel at unbelievable speeds of 100 mph or more.
5. When you were born, you had 300 bones. Now you have 206, if you are an adult. The rest of the bones have not disappeared – they have merely fused together.
6. The nail on the middle finger grows faster than the other fingernails.
7. Hair is made of same substance as fingernails.
8. Smallest bone of body is in ears.
9. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
10. Our entire body functions stop when we sneeze, even your heart beat.
41. The average man has about 11 erections each day and several more at night.
12. 80% of the brain is water.
13. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
14. A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.
15. Three hundred million cells die in the human body every minute.

1. Psychology says, the more loving you are, the more painful it feels when a person fails to realize how much you care for them.
2. Psychology says, being able to instantly respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.
3. Psychology says, people usually leave because it’s easier than working things out. People lie because sometimes it’s easier than being honest.
4. Psychology says, being angry and bitter destroys you mentally, lowers your IQ & can literally shorten your life.
5. Psychology says, the person on your mind while you’re unable to sleep is usually responsible for your happiness, pain or both.
6. Psychology says, kissing causes a chemical reaction in the brain which lowers a woman’s risk of suffering from depression.
7. Psychology says, we seem to ignore the ones who adore us & pay more attention to those who ignore us. . AGREE ??

finalboss:
who is this ?

like who do you think?

I stumbled over a post where a lady was asking
how to attract a good guy. It is a good question.
Please take your time and read the following
carefully:




1. Some ladies do not respect their seniors. They
cannot greet you when they see you. I don’t
really know wether they want their seniors to
greet them first. It is too bad. Whenever you see
someone older than you, greet him or her first.
By this action, you will be attracted to a good
guy.


2. Do not be pompous and proud. You will never
never get a good guy if you are pompous and
proud. Drop your pomposity. Forget about your
parents’ wealth or riches. Humble yourself.


3. Be approachable. Be sociable. Be jovial. How
can a good guy come closer to you when your
face is horrible as if you are quarreling with
someone? Impossible. Do not keep a frowning
and fearful face. It will drive men away.


4. Be neat. Dress well. Not seductively but
attractively.


5. Exposing your body and dressing half naked
does not attract good guys. It can only attract
bad guys. When you dress half naked, you are
indirectly telling men that you are looking for a
man who will have s-x with you. The bad guys
will approach you, ask you out, have s-x with you
and dump you leaving your heart broken into
pieces. Therefore, dress well but not seductively.


6. Have good characters. Be nice. If you can do
all of the above, a good guy will not be far from
you.


7. Don’t be a nagging type; bcoz most men
around may be observing you and ur utterances.


8. Always be kind and generous to everyone.


9. Aim to be a Virtuous lady/woman and not a
notorious b---h.


10. Be the praying type of woman, most guys
out there can’t stand prayerless ladies and
woman. You must gird ur loins now or never!


Thanks and may God in his infinity mercy
help us all on a quest for the Right Partners.

Lovetinz:
Your lover might not love you back, but this ship Must land on an Airport.

hahahaha magic ship

Girls and the selfies....twisting mouth like Pigirls lolx

HmmmmHmmmmHmmmm

LOVING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE YOU IS LIKE WAITING FOR A SHIP AT THE AIRPORT!

Francis95:
which course are you studying under Edu?

chemistry Integrated science

fake people with fake stories everyday.

Gflat:
[i- Egypt is proud of her pyramids.
- China is proud of her industrialization.
- Japan is proud of her technology.
- Brazil is proud of her football.
- Dubai is proud of her tourism.
- France is proud of her Eiffel tower.
And finally;

*Nigeria is proud of her____________? [/i]

if you don't have anything reasonable to post please just shut up!........

What about We that are Under Education line?....do you mean that we gonna be unemployed too?

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Meaningless!!!! Meaningless!!!! Meaningless!!!!