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Yeah!!! I think I should Imput In Some Few Senses To Some Ladies Here

"Ladies, a Boyfriend who does not buy Clothes, Shoes, Bra and Panties... for you has NO RIGHT to remove them."
~Mespu_Observes
a won eyan panda...
afi ko te oyan...

~Yoruba Incantations
lemme come and be going sha,
this one way some guys don dey carry red-eye look me...hehehehe Lalaye!!!

kilode100:
Come and beat me . I am in my house.

you dey try me o...tor am coming walahi

lefulefu:
u want me to call her for u? if u no behave now i go call the babe

call her

lefulefu:
u want me to call her for u? if u no behave now i go call the babe

call the bitch!

lefulefu:
abeg no transfer ur anger on me

better

lefulefu:
she"s refering to u

was I asking you?

kilode100:
Fuckboy wey no sabi comot woman pant. That Guy is a virgin. Ignore him jor

who are you referring to?

kilode100:
Is it your foolish? Let's continue fooling around and lets see who loses.



The poor Guy doesn't even know.

buffer

kilode100:
Lol.


You think it's only Guys that cheat?



I have screwed half of my Husband's friends and almost all the Men in our estate.



The joke is on You.

wow!!! That's very foolish of you

lefulefu:
if a guy wants to stop cheating he can stop.so wats this ish about some genetic mumbo jumbo

lolz if you don't know you won't know!

Cheating to Men is like Menstruating
to women.
No matter how hard yhu try to stop
it, its a part
of yhu already!
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So Don't Blame Guys When They Cheat...Its Not Their Fault but its Something I will likely called Genetic Mespumetrophite






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Splinz:
And this is news, an everyday event?

lalasticlala don't know what to put in front page abeg

DLondonboiy:
Under GEJ this was supposed to be a blessing...

But as we get cadaver as president, this na heavy curse!

you don talk am finish o

2dice01:
yes now i want to improve my football

oh I See!!!........so Na you be the owner of Eyimba?

2dice01:
as i get money eh i go sign c.ronaldo come enyimba sharply

Na even Eyimba self you want

falconey:
which one you dey ask self the bad things wey I go do or good?

all the above

*If I Get Money Eh?!!! I will Be King Solomon II

*And If I Also Get Get Money Eh?!!!...I Go Marry 50 Wives And I Go Make Sure Say 30 Of Them Na From Abroad!

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So What's will you do if you get money eh?!!!

POEMS written by A MAN and his WIFE to one other
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WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND : God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw me in darkness, He created light. He saw me without problems, He created YOU.
WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are. And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND : The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you..?
WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue. Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but laughing at YOU.
WHO KILLED IT?
The wife or husband?

tempel:
This is naija. So I will bribe d DPO with the tithe of the money then share to his boys like 500k. And my woman is mine.

and you think she will be set free?....... Check Price Tag and the Amount you wanna Bride em with o o

whywhyogun:
this guy looks like Buhari, look at his face, exactly

Na Buhari na

He Was Caught Red Handed Stealing a Jewelry at the Market today in Kafanchan,Kaduna State..........now the people don't know what do to do with him......

NAIJA WAY OF THINKING
1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are dating.
2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo her.
3. All old women are witches.
4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money Ritual.
5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out of
the Clinic before Nigerians will think she went for an abortion.
6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money.
7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group.
8. All Lawyers are liars.
9. Philosophers are not Godly.
10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using Jass.
11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is better than those in
Polytechnic and Colleges of Education.
12. Every Musician has joined Illuminati.
13. All Traders do cheat and lie.
14. All Men are wicked and double daters.
15. If u don’t come to church one sunday, u have started backsliding.
16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud.
17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil spirit.
18. If u always answer question in class, u are the Teacher or Lecturer’s
boy/girl Friend.
19. Every rich Hausa man is an Alhaji while every poor one is an Aboki
20. Men are brothers in the church and are niggas outside the church.
# Ucan’t just beat the configuration of a Naija blood…
Heheheheheheheheheh

Is This A Blessing Or A Problem?

Stevengerd:
Is This Wan Mad. Persin Wey I Deh Follow Yarn, No Tok, Na Dis Akoda Deh Tok. U Better Bleep Off

you see my problem with people be that......Stop Posting Rubbish on my Post!

prettythicksme:
Lol,anyways thanks for the advice.

Hehehe You're Very Welcome

Stevengerd:
Ur Yansh, Breast( Nipple) And Ur Punany

don't Be Stupid Bro....

prettythicksme:
Really?is like u knw him more than i do.

Not Really,But Let Me Just Say.....Don't Be Too Blind!

LAFO:
Depending on what he got arrested for

Exactly

prettythicksme:
Lol,he loves me more than i do.

Don't be so Confident

TuneChi369:
For what Fa...Can't do dat...Except my Wife.

wow some people are just expressing their true Nature here o o

CplusJason:
Thank God it's just "girlfriend"


I have learnt not to play with my money.




Let her remain there for the main time.

Mr man are you sure?

prettythicksme:
I swear with my life,i will bail him.Op I love him more than you think,he's such a nice and caring guy.

hmm true love is talking....well just hope he loves you too that way