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XketchDesigns:
mehn nigeria got a long way to go..

they are just insulting us in our faces and making us understand we cant do nada about it.

each of that hilux is worth close to 20million naira...

Valueless

The Celebrity That Is Living In My Area Is SKALES




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Oya Lalasticla Mention your own

tolugar:
Police
Road safety
VIO
Task force
NEPA
Army
Gate men
Nurse
Dentist

wetin bring Dentist na?

tolugar:
Police
Road safety
VIO
Task force
NEPA
Army
Gate men
Nurse
Dentist

wetin con Bring Dentist?.......

RicardozRichard:
Okay, there is one occupation You missing out big time


AGBERO

lolx that's not an occupation,its not even registered

psucc:
In fact all occupation join

not all

To whom it may concern it's just for fun and not
for humiliation.
1. Police.
Police ! Police !! Police !!! if you have not fell into
their traps before you would not understand
what I am saying.
2.Politicians.
Some of them o not all of them, before DSS
starts to look for somebody's enemy.
3.NEPA .
Ah yeh they are number one in Nigeria ,nobody
else recieves insults more than them. The
popular insult is em "May Thunder have its way
with Nepa". It is so bad in my area that they seize
their office gate, I mean they pulled it out and
seized it. If you ask them now they would say" we
are going to work on it" but my father said
during his time Nepa officials said "We are
working on it" when I thought about the two
statements I came to the conclusion that we are
going to wait for a long time since they have not
even started working on it . Back in the days
Nigerian Government were once givers, they
gave benevolently, we gave neighbouring
countries power yet we don't even have. I feel
the pain of those who use electrical power for
their businesses. If you ask them they would say
the power comes from the power station our
work is to distribute, but na una we know .
4. Bus conductor
They would tell you a certain price for the
distance they are going to run, but on the way
they would just increase the price and in other
not to embarass yourself you would just have to
pay, if not they are 101% ready to fight with you
over 10 naira and it wouldn't look to good for a
literate to be fighting in public.
5. Bankers
Sometimes it is better to save to your money in
an empty bottle or bury it underground. You go
to your bank to withdraw your own money, I
mean your own money ,they would keep you
there for hours be it in the bank itself or the ATM
to withdraw your own hard earned money. Even
at times when it gets to your turn in the ATM
stand it begins to read "Out of Service" that time
the only thing on my mind is mur*er, it can
reduce a grown to tears .If I can remember
clearly when I was about paying for
Timirexity.com domain(February 14) I almost
cried because my bank and my atm card had a
issues, I couldn't withdraw but later during the
day God showed me love and I was able to pay,
after crying o. If you ask them they would say it's
the network but network nor affect una bank wen
I dey deposit the money. Who is fooling who? .



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Lalasticla yeeee

This post was not written to ridicule or rubbish
anyone, but to prevent this from happening.
Becoming a real big girl that's what about
70%-80% of young growing up girl think about,
they do all sorts of things just to meet up even
though they know their family background, some
of them buy the most expensive phones and yet
leave their parent in hardship. Now let's take a
look at how some of them fall

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1. Right from secondary school she begins dating
school mates,friends in other to buy those
expensive and attractive rubbish.

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2. She then moves to senior students, teachers
and bigger boys .She later finds herself in the
university (because either she is naturally
intelligent or she known someone who knows
someone...) and begin dating lecturers and G
boys (Yahoo yahoo guys) in other to pass.

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3. Towards her middle year in school(level 3) she
upgrades literally to sugar daddies or married
men who are cursed anyways, business men
who if they wish to marry they can never ever
marry her because her private part has lost its
value, it's now a tourist attraction, her pride as a
woman is gone and they know she has been with
their friends or co-workers so marriage is out of
the dicussion.

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4. Her mates begin to include her in their bridal
train, wedding committees ,brides maids to
people who knew what dignity means.

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5.Before you know it younger girls around them
all begin to marry and she attends as the big
sister coming with her big gift because of course
she is going to be rich only in terms of her bank
account and not her character or herself.

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6. She begins to seek for one big boy that she will
decieve into marriage(of course she can only
decieve not lead), she may even get pregnant .
But those big boys later marry a younger, more
innocent girl with homely, family and body value.

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7.She starts seeking out for her former boyfriend
she dumped in school (wings now broken she is
descending looking for someone to decieve into
marriage.

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8.Self made barrier and standard she set for
herself begins to break and lower ,she is just
looking for any guy to spend her money on and
bring up to her status but all they do is get her
money and disappear.
9. She begins to run from church to church,
crusade to crusade, revival to revival, prayer
meeting to prayer meeting all in serach of a
husband. God says in Proverbs 1:25 "And you
neglected all my counsel and did not want my
reproof; 26 I will also laugh at your calamity, I
will mock you when your dread comes". If she
genuinely repent from her heart and serves God
with her heart not because of a husband, before
you know it God will personal send a husband
10. Finally o when she is not patient with church
or after the fake pastor has demanded for sex ,
she then turns to the devil and of course the
devil would always lead you to your doom
untime.

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CrEaToRmalden:
Mine was and is still your surname
Could you please remind me

your great grand father

Mention Any One Funny Surname You Heard In Primarr or Secondary school.

Mine Was.... 1:Ugbali 2:Kubosho 3:Buranzan 4Nnorom 5:Kusa
Add yours

Mention Any One Funny Surname You Heard In Primarr or Secondary school.

Mine Was.... 1:Ugbali 2:Kubosho 3:Buranzan 4Nnorom 5:Kusa
Add yours

Don't Lie... In which year were u Born?? 1980=Cursed. 1981=Rich. 1982=Witch Doctor. 1983=Ugly. 1984=Naughty. 1985=Super. 1986=Genius. 1987=Lucky. 1988=Handsome/Sexy. 1989=Angry. 1990=Lovely. 1991=Happy. 1992=Smart. 1993=Cute. 1994=Sweet. 1995=In-Love. 1996=Perfect 1997=Durrable. 1998=Special. 1999=Player. 2000=Romantic. Don't lie, cause if you lie i will know...

Tor......
#Lala yeee

I still find it difficult to understand how a tall Pogba with a conspicuous colourful hair style can become invisible during games. I looked for him throughout the Chelsea vs Manchester United match but couldn't find him.
As a Manchester United fan, it was sad to watch a £32 million Kante playing like two midfielders while our £89 MILLION Pogba can't even play like one.
Mocking Pogba's £89 MILLION price tag is the only reason # Kantesaves all his goals till he plays Manchester United.
On current form, Paul Pogba is the best none attacking, none defending and none midfielding midfielder in the world.
I am angry because # Juventustook # Pogbaon a free, gave him a bunch of new hair cuts, taught him how to dab and sold him to Man United for £89m.
If Pogba is the most expensive player in the world, then I am the most handsome president in the world!
After 90 minutes, Pogba made 0 tackles, 0 interceptions, 0 dribbles and 0 dabs. Some of us wanted him to dab. But we were dissapointed.
Paul Pogba's role at Manchester United needs to be assessed by Jose Mourinho. He needs to play the important games on the bench.
I think Juventus rubbed United. They sold the demo version of Paul Pogba them.
What Juventus did to Manchester United on Pogba is worse than what MMM did to Nigerians. What Pogba is doing to United and their fans who buys his jersey is worse than what ultimate circle did to Nigerians.
End!


080football

balancediet:
IF parents train their children on Financial wealth early enough they Will grow so Rich before 30

ehyah bro don't say that...I've once thought about the same thing also,just know that its Not our parents fault to be that Average.....they too Aren't happy with the condition at hand that's why the want us to go to school and be better than them...........remember that........

WHO KNOWS TOMORROW??*
In 1985, Dasuki arrested Buhari.
In 2016, Buhari arrested Dasuki.
In 1995, Al Mustapha arrested Obasanjo on the order of General Abacha.
In 1999, Obasanjo arrested Al Mustapha and he was jailed for 8 years.
In 2010, Prof Osinbajo was answerable to Gov Fashola as one of his commissioner.
In 2017, Fashola became answerable to Acting President Osibanjo as one of his minister.
In 2005, Diego Simeone was under Fernando Torres. Torres was the Club Captain despite being far younger than Simeone; but He did what Torres ordered.
In 2016, Diego Simeone is now Fernando Torres coach. Torres now takes orders from Simeone.
In the 90's under Rawlings regime Dr. Spio Gabriel was the minister of communications and Mahama was his deputy.
Today John Mahama is the President and has employed his former boss as minister.
Life is like a COIN thrown up in the air. You can't really predict which side will turn up.
NO ONE STAYS ON TOP FOREVER. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME AND SEASON.
That Person you Despised/Ridiculed/Treated like shits and act like GOD over today, may have control over your Life/Career or Save your head tomorrow. NO ONE KNOWS TOMORROW!.
Treat everyone with respect and show some kindness because there will always be a tomorrow. Be good to all!
A Boss today might become a Subordinate tomorrow bacause there's no parmanent state in life.
ALWAYS USE YOUR POWERS AND POSITIONS CAUTIOUSLY AND FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL.
Always stand for what is right, fair and just.
Like Mugabe said: "...treat the towel with care because the same place you used in cleaning your bottom today might be the same place you will use in cleaning your face tomorrow."
REMEMBER THIS, NO ACT OF KINDNESS IS A WASTE! OUR PRIME PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO HELP OTHERS AND IF YOU CAN NOT HELP THEM, AT LEAST DO NOT HURT THEM.

buchai:
man city need miracle just like Barca

not really

Monaco 3:1 Man City live on HD Agg (6:6)


If the game should end like this who is going home?

saintikechi:
prayers alone will not solve the problem.

hmm then what do you think will solve the problem?

You know that prayer is the key

Man blames wife battering on economic hardship as marriage crashes
An Omu-Aran Area Court in Kwara on Wednesday dissolved a 15-year-old marriage of a carpenter, Akeem Abiodun, over battering of his wife.
The judge, Mr Adebola Banigbe, said that the court had to dissolve the marriage since Akeem and his wife, Omolara, consented to the dissolution.He gave the custody of the children to the Omolara, who applied for divorce.
In her petition on Feb. 27, Omolara prayed the court to dissolve the union, saying that Akeem subjected her to untold hardship since the inception of their marriage.
“I cannot bear it any longer; in spite of my suffering to cater for the education and upkeep of our five children, all I normally get in return is constant beating.
“ I am no longer interested in the union. I want the court to dissolve it and give me the custody of the children,”Omolara had submitted.
In his response, Akeem admitted that he beat Omolara constantly, but blamed it on economichardship.
“ I don’t have the economic capacity to take proper care of the children. This has been the cause of my quarrel with my wife.
Banigbe reprimanded the carpenter for maltreating Omolara, saying that his low income status was not an excuse.
“I have searched for contracts without success; the ones I executed did not yield any value; you don’t expect me to go and steal.
“I support her plea for the dissolution of the marriage and award of the custody of the children to her,”Akeem said.

Worried by the insecurity in Southern Kaduna, the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Moro’a Chiefdom chapter, Kaura Local Government Area of Kaduna State has began a 10-day prayer session for God’s intervention.
The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Kaura Local Government Area of Kaduna state has began a 10-day prayer session for God’s intervention over insecurity.
The association’s scribe in the Chiefdom, Rev. Mapunu Yohanna made this known in interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Wednesday in Kaduna.
Yohanna explained that the prayers were also organised to promote peaceful coexistence among the diverse ethnic groups of the area.
He said that the prayers which were in collaboration with the Moro’a Traditional Council would be held in all districts of the Chiefdom from March 14 to April 22.
He called on Nigerians to join them and intensify prayers against all forms of insecurity currently dragging the country backward.
“The current security challenge confronting Southern Kaduna and the country at large is seriously slowing the pace of development in the area and dragging the entire nation backward.
“I therefore appeal to every Nigerian to pray for lasting peace in the country, because there cannot be any meaningful development in an atmosphere of insecurity,’’Yohanna said.
According to him, governments at all levels are doing their part, but cannot succeed without our prayers.
“We will continue to do what we can do as humans and leave the rest to God.
“But I believe if we earnestly and faithfully commit the situation to prayers, God shall come to our rescue,”he said.
NAN reports that many people have been killed following herdsmen/farmers clash in Kaduna in the last two months.
Below is a video showing Southern Kaduna residents revealing how herdsmen prevented them from getting Red Cross relief materials

fabuloz1:
Other countries are testing nuclear weapons, we are still testing explosives. Even boko haram can manufacture explosvies without testing yet tested on crowd

hehehehehe tell em bro!

mile12crises:
They can test it on themselves for all I care...

Bloody madafokas..

hmmmmm som much Anger!

The Nigerian Army says it will on Thursday commence the destruction of arms and ammunition recovered from repentant militants and cultists in Rivers.
The Army says it will commence the destruction of arms and ammunition recovered from repentant militants and cultists in Rivers state from thursdday March 16
Col. Aminu Iliyasu, the Army Spokesman, 6 Division, Port Harcourt said this in Port Harcourt on Wednesday.
Iliyasu in a statement said that explosives seized from the former agitators would also be detonated and called for caution from residents.

“The 6 Division in conjunction with the Rivers State Amnesty Committee wishes to announce that it will commence the destruction and the demolition of arms, ammunition and explosives recovered from repentant militants.
“The exercise which will start on Thursday, March 16, and end on Friday, March 17, will hold at Igwuruta Army Range from 6:00a.m. to 5:00 p.m. daily.
The Rivers Government had in 2016 offered amnesty to hundreds of repentant cultists and militants in its bid to stem killings in the state.
Thousands of arms, ammunition and dynamites were submitted by the former cultists and militants to the Rivers State Government.

P2gr8t:
Pls someone should help me out. A friend of mine who works in a Cafe created the jamb profile for me but he made a mistake with my date of birth, is there anyway I can correct the date before I go in for the registration. Pls I need an advice.

cancel it...and create another..... Or Just google it,you might find solutions

P2gr8t:
Pls someone should help me out. A friend of mine who works in a Cafe created the jamb profile for me but he made a mistake with my date of birth, is there anyway I can correct the date before I go in for the registration. Pls I need an advice.

cancel it..

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board said, on Monday, that it would begin the sale of forms for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination on Monday 20th March, 2017.
The Board said the sale of forms will close on Wednesday 19th April , 2017 while examination holds 6th to 20th May , 2017.
In series of tweets via its handle @ JAMBHQ, the organisation said the registration fee for UTME 2017 is N 5, 500 .

Cute hector:
days what am saying na.. U will give birth to dat baby first before I start giving you money

Because that d technique u girls use now to deceive gullible guys like me ... Na so one girl deliberately tried to insert my dick into her kitty without condom so she can her ways to manipulate me.. But as foolish as she is... I was a step ahead of her in reasoning...

like seriously,she wanna insert your Phallus inside her kitty and you overcome it?.....well you try sha!

Cutehector:
na so these girls just think they can come and milk a guy like me dry.. One is even saying she will get kicked out from her house if I don't give her back her cash.. She should get kicked out first.. Den we will start from there..

hehehe

ZarZar:
I won't tell you. Just keep giving away cash like a chump

lol who told you that I'm given away cash....its just an observation bro!......I observed what some guys are doing that's all!

Cutehector:
d economy is bad.. Girls are thinking of ways to collect money

Yeah exactly

Alleviating:
OP, how far?


You want to do abortion for your girlfriend again?

Una never hear the word 'condom'

Be confessing with style there

you're Out of the Road!

ZarZar:
This btw, is a new way for some ladies to fleece money out of guys. I saw someone selling positive pregnancy tests online the other day. Girls are always one step ahead, lamos

what's the Website so I can buy the pregnancy test something