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vedah:
No no no
Why is he in jail first?
He should serve his jail term, he shouldn't go unpunished

oops that means you don't love him

What Will You Do If This Happened To You?

FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!
1. They Can never love one girl.
2. They Love sex more than love.
3. Are Talented in lying.
4. They Talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They Are Heart breakers.
6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth.
7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they hate you.
8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. Are Specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning Men are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby.
13. They want to bear the title am the one that disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. To Them I love you means I want to have sex with you.
17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating.
19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go, facebook and whatsapp but still they'll keep asking girls out.
20. They love doing sex through out their life.
What do you think
TRUE
FALSE
MAYBE??

AliWoods:
The rain falls (rainfall) but doesn't break
The day breaks (daybreak) but doesn't fall.

its Night And Day

RIDDLE: What Falls But Doesn't Break, And What Breaks But Doesn't Fall?

Honesty Speaking Southern Kaduna Are Dying Every Day By These Obnoxious Herdsmen But The Punk Of A Governor Call El Rufai (Aka The Short Devil) Is Not Doing Anything About It.

There Is God ooooooo



Tor .........

Vengeance Time......Barcelona To Avenge The 4:0 Loss Over PSG Today

Seriously Guys I'm Tired With These Unwanted Erections
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I Can't Dance In The Club With Any Bae Because Before We Even Start The Dance My D**k Is Already Like A Rock,Which Will Automatically Prevent me from Dancing Comfortably
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And Also When I'm With Any Babe,The Erection Won't Just Let Me Be Free......Its Really Embarrassing Mehn
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I Really Don't Know How To Fight It .....

Who is a sinner among these three? . . .
(1) Someone who steal the bible from church to read at home? (2) Someone who steal money at home and give offering in church? (3) Someone who steal offering in church to give the poor and orphans?

ufuosman:
Am looking for my battery.

lolx have you seen it?

Jibril659:
you're as dumb as your riddle

Wash...

Jibril659:
Compiled by Adenino Otari

All four Gospels record Jesus as saying, "Blessed are the peace-makers; they will be called sons of God."

The word ‘son’ cannot be accepted literally because in the Bible, God apparently addresses many of his chosen servants as ‘son’ and ‘sons.’ The Hebrews believed God is One, and had neither wife nor children in any literal sense. Therefore, it is obvious the expression ‘son of God’ merely meant ‘Servant of God’; one who, because of faithful service, was close and dear to God as a son is to his father.

Christians who came from a Greek or Roman background, later misused this term. In their heritage, ‘son of God’ signified an incarnation of a god or someone born of a physical union between male and female gods. This can be seen in Acts 14: 11-13, where we read that when Paul and Barnabas preached in a city of Turkey, pagans claimed they were gods incarnate. They called Barnabas the Roman god Zeus, and Paul the Roman god Hermes.

Furthermore, the New Testament Greek word translated as ‘son’ are ‘pias’ and ‘paida’ which mean ‘servant,’ or ‘son in the sense of servant.’ These are translated to ‘son’ in reference to Jesus and ‘servant’ in reference to all others in some translations of the Bible. So, consistent with other verses, Jesus was merely saying that he is God’s servant.

Additional problems with Trinity
To a christian, God had to take human form to understand temptation and human suffering, but the concept is not based on any clear words of Jesus. In contrast, God does not need to be tempted and suffer in order to be able to understand and forgive man’s sins, for He is the all knowing Creator of man. This is expressed in the verse:

‘And the Lord said: ‘I have surely seen the affliction of My people that are in Egypt, and I have heard their cry because of their taskmasters; for I know their pains.’ (Exodus 3:7)

God forgave sin before Jesus’ appearance, and He continues to forgive without any assistance. When a believer sins, he may come before God in sincere repentance to receive forgiveness. Indeed, the offer to humble oneself before God and be saved is made to all humankind.

‘And there is no God else beside Me; a just God and a Savior; there is none beside Me. Look to Me, and be saved, all the ends of the earth; for I am God, and there is none else.’ (Isaiah 45:21-22, Jonah 3:5-10)

Biblically, people can receive forgiveness of sins through sincere repentance sought directly from God. This is true at all times and in all places. There has never been a need for the so-called inter cessionary role Jesus plays in attaining atonement. The facts speak for themselves. There is no truth to the Christian belief that Jesus died for our sins and salvation is only through Jesus. What about the salvation of people before Jesus? Jesus’ death brings neither atonement from sin, nor is it in any way a fulfillment of biblical prophecy.

Christians claim that in the birth of Jesus, there occurred the miracle of the incarnation of God in the form of a human being. To say that God became truly a human being invites a number of questions. Let us ask the following about the man-God Jesus. What happened to his foreskin after his circumcision (Luke 2:21)?

Did it ascend to heaven, or did it decompose as with any human piece of flesh? During his lifetime what happened to his hair, nails, and blood shed from wounds? Did the cells of his body die as in ordinary human beings? If his body did not function in a truly human way, he could not be truly human as well as truly God. Yet, if his body functioned exactly in a human way, this would nullify any claim to divinity. It would be impossible for any part of God, even if incarnate, to decompose in any way and still be considered God. The everlasting, one God, in whole or in part, does not die, disintegrate, or decompose: ‘For I the Lord do not change.’ (Malachi 3:6)

Well To Whom It May Concern "JESUS IS GOD" .......No Further Details

legwa10:
I'm charging it

hehehe keep charging!

Jibril659:
170%

Jibril you are always Dump as Usual ........170%. How Pathetic!

Jibril659:
the answer to your stupid riddle is letters

just Look at how Dump your Answer is.......If you don't know you will never Know !Dummy

Jibril659:
Dumb riddle

Only A Dumb person can Recognize a Dumb Riddle #Aha.........

Rate Buhari's Health According To Your Battery Percentage ....... . . . . Mine Is 17%

Among The 26 Alphabets Which Of The Alphabet Helps Us To Write The Alphabets?
. . . . . Only Baba Ade can Answer This hehehehehe

The Key To A Happy Relationship And Marriage Is Nothing Other Than ....
. . . "Being HONEST"



. . . True Or Yes!

Jibril659:
8. Semo and closeup toothpaste
9.Bread and superglue
make I continue?

Bread and Superglue ......You're Under the Influence Of Weed!

1cor2v9:
pls people should stop calling indomie and bread a strange combination. The day I tried it was as though I had just discovered crude oil on my farmland..
Try it and u will share a testimony

Well I've Tried that,But Doesn't Taste Good To me.

wtfCode:
Bread n red oil...man suppose put oil 4 bele nah.
Akara n beer...if u neva tried this,u really missing alot.
Kuli kuli n pap(akamu).
Akara n biscuit...hmm tastes so good.
White rice n pap.
Bitter kola n biscuit.
Kolanut n bread.

Well na Die you Dey

Jibril659:
yam and diesel

help me ask him o

beycity:
I opened this thread thinking I will see combinations like bread and engine oil or yam and diesel. Those combinations you gave are normal combo nah.

Bros you ma nawa for you ooo.....Engine oil na food?.......how can you combine Bread And Engine oil?......Abi your Brain dey pain you?

Love Machine:
He tried to rape me but i refused.This is when she and him are caught pant down.She will still deny it.

there is no point in Denying Something that is already Visible to the Blind.

Carrots are more than a tasty addition to soups, salads and juices. They are also good for your body’s overall health, especially that of the skin, eyes, digestive system and teeth! So if the sweet flavor isn’t enough, enjoy these 10 reasons to eat more carrots:
1. Beta carotene: Carrots are a rich source of this powerful antioxidant, which, among other vital uses, can be converted into vitamin A in the body to help maintain healthy skin.
2. Digestion: Carrots increase saliva and supply essential minerals, vitamins and enzymes that aid in digestion. Eating carrots regularly may help prevent gastric ulcers and other digestive disorders.
3. Alkaline elements: Carrots are rich in alkaline elements, which purify and revitalize the blood while balancing the acid/alkaline ratio of the body.
4. Potassium: Carrots are a good source of potassium, which can help maintain healthy sodium levels in the body, thereby helping to reduce elevated blood pressure levels.
5. Dental Health: Carrots kill harmful germs in the mouth and help prevent tooth decay.
6. Wounds: Raw or grated carrots can be used to help heal wounds, cuts and inflammation.
7. Phytonutrients: Among the many beneficial phytochemicals that carrots contain is a phytonutrient called falcarinol, which may reduce the risk of colon cancer and help promote overall colon health.
8. Carotenoids: Carrots are rich in carotenoids, which our bodies can use to help regulate blood sugar.
9. Fiber: Carrots are high in soluble fiber, which may reduce cholesterol by binding the LDL form (the kind we don’t want) and increasing the HDL form (the kind our body needs) to help reduce blood clots and prevent heart disease.
10.Eyes, hair, nails and more! The nutrients in carrots can improve the health of your eyes, skin, hair, nails and more through helping to detoxify your system and build new cells! There are plenty more reasons to enjoy these crunchy, sweet root vegetables, so reserve a spot in your garden plot for planting some, or pop down to the local market to pick up a bunch!

1.We didn’t want to believe this one, but do some of you actually eat bread and indomie?
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2.Na wa oh, you people are actuallly dangerous, if you’ve eaten rice and okro before, please just log out of here quietly!
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3.Now, for those special people that still break bread inside tea, we just have one question:
. . . . . 4.I don’t know if some of you are just tired of your stomachs, but anyone that has used coke to soak garri, we actually have a good counsellor’s number we can give you oh
. . . . . 5.These people are just MESSILESS, beans and garri, for why now? Don’t you fear God?
. . . . 6.White rice and coleslaw? Wawuuuu
. . . . 7.Okay, so we’re just going to come out and say it, what were we thinking when we used to combine Gala and Lacasera? . . . . Tor You're Free To Add Yours!

1. “Baby I’m sorry” . . It’s true that most women hate to be at the receiving end when it comes to accepting faults. Once a lady is caught cheating she will be the first to tender her apology. Even when they know the apology at that moment is irrelevant. (Would she be if she wasn’t caught? No bro.)
. . . . 2. “It wasn’t me, I swear.”
After an attempt to apologise, some women when caught cheating will out-rightly deny their actions, even when you have photo proof. Even if you walked in on them in the act, they could even say you were hallucinating. . . .
3. “It is the work of the devil”
It is always the devil, the poor dude has really suffered. Their godmother Eve don set the pace so na follow them dey follow so.
. . . . 4. “I don’t know what came over me.”
Very common! They try to hide under the pretence of “I don’t know what came over me”. The question is, were they possessed or hypnotised?
. . . 5. “He is my uncle.”
Zaga that! Say hello to her long lost relative after that mehn. Note, you’re prolly her cousin (or “balogun the electrician”) to one of her suitors, too, you know. #WehDonMa
. . . 6. “He is just a friend.”
Lol, una wan be enemies before?! Hehehe as if we were born and brought up with “BOO” written on my foreheads na. We were never “friends” before or na BoyEnemy I be, not boyfriend. . . . 7. “It is not what it looks like.”
Sure, na Chinese film and I came in without buying movie ticket. Lol this is the silliest of them all mehn. It even sounds stupid when I hear it in movies.
. . . 8.“I don’t even know him.”
Oooshey! Mama the mama!
. . . . 9. “It was an accident.”
Along Lagos-Ibadan expressway perhaps. How many casualties were involved dear? Hope no lives were lost?
. . . 10. “He forced me.”
Yes. A man who can force a lady from her papa house reach him house through electronic wave, force am into him room, force her leg open and then force himself in deserves a place Guinness Book of Record.
. . . 11. “It is your fault; you were not there for me.”
Really? But the other guy was always there for you; before, during and after the relationship? You no even complain? Just say you want to kponse and stop littering our ears with lie.
. . . . 12. “I still love you, he is nobody to me.” Tales by moonlight.
. . . 13. “Don’t you trust me?”
I trust you, I swear down, I trust you die.
. . . 14. “Please give me another chance”
Like I should give you another bullet to shoot at me again after missing the first time? Do we look like masochists? Please I drop my feather for here …. Add the last one for me.

*Behold it is written in the book of February*
*Chapter 14 verse 1*
"And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth these signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily... thou art not thy boo's boo, thou art a side chick."

*Verse 2..*
"Even when u receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed."

*Verse 3:*
"Behold babe, I stand at thy door of ur hostel and knock, if u hear my voice and open thy door, I will come in and eat with u, dine with u and share thy gifts I have for u."

*Verse 4*
"Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for any girl for peace I will grant to him."

*Verse 5:*
"Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever does not make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 months assignment."

*Verse 6:*
Know ye not that true love need not specific date of which it should be shown?

*Verse 7:*
I tell you these things ahead so that if ye see signs ye know your stands and come out of where ye are and follow the right path.

colik:
If you post the 7 secrets here...will you die?

I wonder o......they Have No Idea how I Despise Clicking Links

There Is No Significant Difference Between A Fool And Being In Love ........
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Because When Some People Are In Love They are No Longer Themselves,They Act A Fool.
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Do You Agree?

Where Are Those That Trekked From lagos To Abuja When Buhari Won?.......Pls We Need Them To Trek To London To Confirm.