₦airaland Forum

IamAsiri:
Such a clown . I just hope that you are catching cruise though .

Such a winch I just hope that you are not cheating on your man though

Truvelisback:
Are u related to Ilamina?

She's the sister to the aunty that gave birth to my mother's great-great grand father of my uncle's wife.

IamAsiri:
He didn't forget his brain in bed; he is actually using it properly. You, however, need a new brain installation though my fear is that you might still not make use of it, thereby causing it to be redundant and to atrophy.

Haunty i know you are angered to the roots of your heart for exposing your secret

RedChiefPriest:
Stop doing drugs bro,it's bad for your health.

It's obvious you are my manufacturer.

killmods:
Even though this idiot is a lunatic. He actually dropped some valid truths this time

Even tho i have bleeped the mother of this half-brained animal i still reserve some respect for him for admitting i bleeped him mama pussy.

fman:
Owerri based.
I guess u should be jukun by tribe?

No, Kuteb...Tho we are under Jukun kingdom

Demigod22:
Nigeria is a huge joke, even God will be asking Jesus if He is the one that created this country.

There's sense in what you wrote up there.

When Jesus said it is finished, He was actually referring to Nigeria.

Guy your sense of humour is superb.

fman:
Jalingo Should b taraba state right?

Yea taraba, u?

fman:
you for no cast That soup nah. Seems u r living in a ghetto?

Na Jalingo you dey call ghetto?

KingofTheStreet:
lol. i am a married simp with numerous side chicks. how va?

And I can assure you that your wife is a married cheat with numerous street dicks.

fman:
how far?
By now u go don chop
That woman soup finish.

I hungrily descended on it like a wounded lion.

Momma has gone to the market and cousin sis went to cafe.This lady brought her phone so i can help her charge it.

I was alone at home so i decided to get some soft drinks, sprite and coke.When i came back i didn't see it again.I asked her and she said no.What do i do?

thesicilian:
Is this not the OP that's always using new usernames to post that he's dead? Victor USA aka Messi1. He needs to go for urgent mental health counseling or deliverance before it becomes too late.

Next time don't forget your brain in the bed before coming to nairaland type.

Skyfornia:
I wanted to disagree with you but I remembered some incidents and shake my head

Thank you and may God bless you...Simps and gullible men would keep the past at bay.

fman:
you think so? Don't be a fool.

See your head like omicron virus

[quote author=BigCowH0rn post=114991412][/quote]I can't create a thread about that..e get why.I told you i would be returning to take my post utme exams

epondudu:
So you are the fire?

As you can see

Onariii:
E resemble toto water

Allah you badt I swear

blazingblender:
but she get mind Sha
Give you that kind of food

I just used the soup my mama cooked to eat her semo.

blazingblender:
Hmm
First of all why did your neighbour give you d food
Abi na you beg am??
Cus they cant just give you that kinda food for no reason

Na since the woman dey gimme body language i no gree

Forgot to add boiled eggs
draw soup
sour vegetables.

ExMI6:
Teenage kid with no manner of morality

About to be overthrown by lack of wisdom

Wake up and be sound

See how you open that your mouth wide like fish pond.

honestdealer1:
What is the nature of the harrasment?How did it happen? Did he go to buy something from her and begin to harrass her. How did it happen?

He was toasting her, she rejected his amorous advances and he started insulting her.

Make I dash u one of my step-sisters?

Israeldan1

Emidon11 how is a lie or editing?

You guys are just plain envious of me because I have 230 000 naira and you dont have it.

[quote author=EmiDon11 post=114983372][/quote]Ok

Israeldan1:
Baba I no dey angry because u no gv am money ooo

But no day lie say u get 230k
Which we or I knw say na blody lie u day like
Truly u lied like a 19 years old teen

Ok...See foryaself

majamajic:
Are u a teacher at 19 ?

I started teaching at 17 (2020)

Business3600:
I have more than 230,000,000 in my account and someone below me have more than that so stop forming big man because no one asked how much you have in your account

Did have up to 230 000 when u were 19?

Shalommy:
You'll hardly meet a female with bad breath but male, almost all got it. So boy, go get a toothbrush. Chaii

I guess your boyfriend is included.

Shalommy:
Were you expecting a kiss from her? Chaii.. Stingy dude.

Are you the said lady? How do you know I was expecting a kiss?...Women's mouth stinks like poke meat.

Lucyomolola:
Grow up

I know that these beggars with their stinking entilement mentality will come for my head; calling me a kid and a broke guy...I have about 230, 000 in my bank acct.