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HealthRe: After Bedroom Encounter, Nigerian Man Wakes Up To Mysterious Rash � (pics) by Meteng: 2:58pm On May 26
Just imagine if he had licked her plate
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears As Her Ex-Boyfriend Gets Married by Meteng: 2:25pm On May 26
The guy will come back after the marriage to tell her that he either made a mistake to marry his wife or he was jazzed and beg and cry that he still loves her and then continue knacking her afterwards grin
PoliticsRe: Pantami Joins PDP, Emerges PDP Governorship Candidate by Meteng: 2:03pm On May 26
Sensiblerealist:
One Judge don rule against that. Na all these judges dey bastardise the fabric of this country most.
By next dispensation, I am sure they will amend that stuff cuz e really affect many of them
Oh please really? I wasn’t aware. Thanks for the update
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Stars Who Once Dominated Nollywood Screens In The 2000s(pictures) by Meteng: 2:00pm On May 26
llona:
List isn't complete, they made me love Ghanaians.

Prince David Ossei
Yvonne Nelson
Martha Ankhoma
Too-Sweet Anna

pS: Each time I see Nadia, my hrt skips a beat
That Martha Ankhoma ehn. That lady make me no dey too see road that year
PoliticsRe: Pantami Joins PDP, Emerges PDP Governorship Candidate by Meteng: 1:53pm On May 26
I thought they said there’s a new law that you can’t move to another party to contest once you fail in your previous party. Abi na me no understand the new law?
RomanceRe: Men Now Doing Hookup Too? Man Caught Negotiating Price For A One Night Stand by Meteng: 1:50pm On May 26
Melagros:
COMRADES, is this thing new? OG like us know about it tei tei
I swear to God, this girl resembles the girl who visited me this morning
Omo, una dey enjoy for dis kind economy o. I sha hope say you drill am comot your money
Foreign AffairsRe: Hundreds Of Fearful Africans Bused To Safe Location In Durban (Emotional Video) by Meteng: 11:37am On May 23
franchasofficia:
All these goes to show that White people are wonderful people. Imagine Europe have been enduring, tolerating and accommodating Africans, Indians, etc with us trooping into their countries illegally without documentation for several decades now and they never attacked us physically or harmed us but rather created Asylum pathways and more through which many dejected, helpless and poor Africans were able to build a worthy life in Europe and escaped generational poverty, wars, communal crisis and failed governments in their home countries.



May God continue to bless the White race
I think you have a point
RomanceRe: She Left Me To Become A Nun by Meteng: 11:21am On May 23
udofia234:
Chai guy, e pain me oh ........
Ah, na now I really check o. Ikpa, mkpo abadie ?
PoliticsRe: Youngest Lawmaker, Rukayat Shittu Wins APC Re-Election Primary In Kwara by Meteng: 4:31pm On May 22
As I look am so, e be like the oil well still get natural flavor sad
TravelRe: This Expression Can Send You To Jail Abroad As A Nigerian by Meteng: 4:22pm On May 22
Tenses:
No wonder one whitey babe dey always ask

"Can I get a flash"

Me I go come flash her (Nigeria version), come dey ask her whether she see the flash.

She'd reply, 'hell no'. You are not a real man

I come day wonder wetin concern flash and real man.
Be careful o. Egungun watch where you dey go o
RomanceRe: She Left Me To Become A Nun by Meteng: 4:10pm On May 22
I hope you knacked her sufficiently enough when she wasn’t a nun. If you did, you go still knack am, but if you didn’t, otilor. That’s why I always advise, hit while the iron is hot, no delay, else you may regret it
HealthRe: Can HIV Be Transmitted Orally? by Meteng: 9:44pm On May 20
Diamond098454:
Sucking a guy hmmmm they will scream and throw all the custard in your mouth
Nothing sweet like throwing all the custard in their mouth, with a little low sound scream

CrimeRe: Lagos shawarma vendor shot dead by suspected cultists by Meteng: 1:29pm On May 19
Hard man, hard man. If aboki challenge them now, dem turn jelly
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho Beat Me, Slept With Married Women - Wife, Sandra by Meteng: 1:23pm On May 19
WatchYourSix:
lol… ur husband create online account to check if u are unfaithful and u fell for it… but u are blaming him for your unfaithfulness … lol……
Just imagine o. That woman na kpoms
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Rush To Take Photos With Chike Amid Cheating Saga (Video) by Meteng: 4:56pm On May 18
Julibet:
A Benue lady told me last week that 'men kid themselves into believing that women are not tired of one d1ck. angry

Guys fear women o
Especially, those Benue girls
CelebritiesRe: Tioruju Mondusi: 3 Nurses Fought Over Me In Hospital After Having Sex With Them by Meteng: 3:15pm On May 18
Flangelo12:
It's an achievement oh.

E no work before.

E come dey overwork.

grin
Ahswear! ..:::.:…………..
CareerRe: From Cabin Crew To Abuja’s Luxury Textile Market: The Story Of Henrietta Chikodi by Meteng: 11:04am On May 18
chigator2:
Aunty rest, no be you be the first small girl with a big god 😂😂

Small upgrade wey zaddy activate you don go hire PR firm at least wait small till the smoke rises far away from the fire before senior madam cut off the source
Thank you ! …………………..
RomanceRe: If Any Man Keeps Malice With Me For 3 Days, I’ll Sleep With Another Man- Lady by Meteng: 10:15am On May 18
grin
CorrectionFLuid:
I swear, that's the first thing that always comes to my mind. Some men just dey chop anything shaa. Men like meteng grin
Baba, try am fess fess. You go come thank me

FamilyRe: Women Divorcee Club Welcomes A New Divorcee With A Party by Meteng: 12:18pm On May 16
CorrectionFLuid:
How can knacking any of these be considered luck? Or you mean bad luck?
Hahahahahaha. My brother, you no go understand until you join the team. Dem no be for marriage, only for quality, experienced, matured, stress free knack
AutosRe: Brand New 2025 Dongfeng Aeolus Mage For Sale by Meteng: 10:06am On May 15
Looks cool sha
FamilyRe: Women Divorcee Club Welcomes A New Divorcee With A Party by Meteng: 9:57am On May 15
If you get luck jam one of these ones, you go enjoy better knacking without stress. Talking from experience
RomanceRe: Bro Failed The Loyalty Test Twice In One Relationship by Meteng: 9:24am On May 15
Years ago, before I got married, that’s how one of my girlfriends decided to test me using her friend. The friend and I ended up knacking. Till date they’re no more friends
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Beheads 7 Captives After Failed Escape Attempt In Borno by Meteng: 4:52pm On May 14
mindtricks:
Not correct, their madness should not allowed in any side. You think the victims wanted it?
Actually sir, most of them are in secret support of these activities
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Beheads 7 Captives After Failed Escape Attempt In Borno by Meteng: 10:06am On May 14
My own is make dem just keep that their maedness dat side
CultureRe: Governor Adeleke Approved The Deposition Of Oba Oloyede As The Ipetumodu King by Meteng: 10:34am On May 12
Willy2025:
Finally, the rightful action has been taken. This is the biggest calamity that can befall a man. He fall from glory to the ground. He should never have contested for the kingship or go back to the US. The US never forgets. He could have learned from BAT who will never set his foot in the US no matter the rantings by the Obidients grin
Hahahahahaha. Baba no wan hear story o

HealthRe: Nigeria Risks Hike In Condom Prices Over Escalating US-Iran War by Meteng: 10:26am On May 12
Nothing concern me with Durex. I’m in love with Gold Circle
CrimeRe: Cameroonian Lady Accused Of Kidnapping A Teen Girl In Lagos Cries Out For Help by Meteng: 10:20am On May 12
Abeg, who watch am. Wetin she talk?
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Submits Her Nomination Form At Wadata Plaza by Meteng: 10:10am On May 12
zoedew:
Gen. Sanni Abacha was almost always behind dark goggles when he appeared in public yet had his eyes opened to steal from Nigeria!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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