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Politics / Re: Cultists, Hoodlums Burnt Alive In Awka, Anambra (Graphic Photos) by Meteng: 9:52am On Jun 16
Omo for Monday? Which kind country b this
E for good on Wednesday abi?

Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Ifeanyi Obi, Parade His Corpse As Unknown Gunman by Meteng: 9:23am On Jun 16
Nothing will take me to Imo State at the moment.... even if they say come collect your American visa from Imo State government house

OR COME COLLECT 30billion from Imo State government house

My reply will be NO THANK YOU SIR


My brother, I been wan go buy car for Owerri o, I dey reason am now. I no dey go, make I no go die put on top car

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TV/Movies / Re: Chris Iheuwa Escapes From Ritualists In Port Harcourt (Movie) by Meteng: 9:48am On Jun 08
Thank goodness for saving you. But this your story seem scripted. Is it a book you're trying to write or what? You just escaped death from ritualists, you ought to be traumatized till this moment, I'm 'shocked' you can still compose a story like with so much big grammatical descriptions. See the way he described the house, James Hardley Chase way.

Anyways, get well soon sir
Yet upon his police officer friend, they can't trace the phone number of the female that invited him to Port Harcourt?
Celebrities / Re: Black SA Nudist Couple Bares All To Address Stigma Around Naturism (PIX) by Meteng: 9:22am On Jun 04
Upon all the nudist, nudist, dem still no show anything mtsheeeeew
Celebrities / Re: Can You Swim In World’s First Transparent Sky Pool Built Between Two Skyscrapers by Meteng: 7:46am On Jun 02
Na until i baff for here?
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Ponzi Scheme Operator, Amos Olaniyan Over ₦128m Scam by Meteng: 11:30am On May 29
Methinks the so called investors should be arrested too, for their greed
Romance / Re: I Have Been Scammed. by Meteng: 9:27am On May 25
Who still banks with access, I once shared a tip here on how to avoid this kinda scenario,
1. Whenever you want to pay for a good or services online, make sure the account you are using is not your main account, make sure it doesn't contain most of your saving, these scammers perpetuate these acts through online transactions where you ignorantly reveal your bank details or card
2. Do not use your savings account for p. o. s transactions, most of these pos guys collaborate with scammers and theives. Have an alternate account for pos and online transactions
2 Your savings account should be void of any ATM card or ussd code, in short in your mind that account doesn't exist, whenever you need money transfer the money to an account with ATM, always make sure your ATM account is always reading 0.00 naira, only use it to withdraw money or transactions
4. Save your money in a bank with a pretty good cyber security, i recommend uba, zenith or Standard chartered bank.
Classic advice. We all need to be very careful. Eneke the bird said, 'if men have learnt to shoot without missing, I have learnt to fly without perching. Chinua Achebe
Romance / Re: Cutting The Connection Between My Wife And Her Male Besty by Meteng: 9:18am On May 25
You mean "called the guy" in your presence? She obviously doesn't respect you and believe me, she loves the guy more than you. This one no be bestie, na her main guy, only say the guy no ready to marry prolly because of lack of funds, and the girl no fit wait again. Na you come be the fall guy


Romance / Re: Crossdresser, Jay Boogie, Flaunts His Curves In Sexy Swimwear Photos by Meteng: 12:50pm On May 19
Ahswear, this is so so tempting
Romance / Re: She Took Me Out To Get Over My Ex But We Ended Up In Bed by Meteng: 10:20am On May 18
Why are u people like this?
Your left eye!


Romance / Re: Heartbroken. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by Meteng: 10:08am On May 18
Long story. Make I tell you, guy thought he'd pound yam when he gets there and is upset he wasted his time and resources coming there when he could have continued pounding his well available yam at home

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Romance / Re: Heartbroken. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by Meteng: 10:06am On May 18
Only a fool would quote the long epistle you put up there.

Take heart.

By the way, I don't know why my male-detector device keeps beeping while I read your post.
That's because"male detector device" has noticed a long unpounded female poundable device
Politics / Re: Hadiza Bala-Usman's Suspension Unsettles Presidency by Meteng: 11:21am On May 10
Who's the Presidency?
Celebrities / Re: Omotunde Adebowale-David Car Accident In Pictures by Meteng: 10:32am On May 05
O'boy eh! Meeeeehn, see bobi
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Past Disgusts Me by Meteng: 9:11am On Apr 29
It's Buhari that caused all these


Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Faults Buhari's Request To Relocate AFRICOM Hqs To Africa by Meteng: 8:45am On Apr 29
I'm sure pmb just said that so that Biden won't call him lifeless like Trump did
Abeg, on my account, take one bottle of stout wherever you are
Politics / Re: SSS Arrests Usman Bugaje For Criticising Buhari’s Handling Of Insecurity by Meteng: 8:40am On Apr 29

If the reports are correct, Remi Tinubu
He actually, said, "sane Nigerian". I doubt if Remi is sane
Romance / Re: She Had Concluded To Stab Me In My Sleep by Meteng: 4:55pm On Apr 28
I no understand dis thing. Person go see trailer dey come at full speed, him go jejely waka enter the front, him normal so?
Politics / Re: How ISWAP Disguised As Friendly Forces To Steal Tactical Vehicles From Army Base by Meteng: 10:01am On Apr 28
I don't understand how soldiers could be"relaxed", in a war zone o
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Yahaya Bello, My Fraudulent Governor Bags 419 Award (Photo) by Meteng: 12:21am On Apr 27
Dem even give am 'Prof' grin
Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya Steps Out With Four Armed Police Escorts (Photos) by Meteng: 11:09am On Apr 22
Na so dis policemen take enter wahala o
Politics / Re: Pictures Of President Buhari At The State House Mosque by Meteng: 8:34am On Apr 21
He dey use state house mosque, but no dey use state house clinic ni
Crime / Re: NDLEA Nabs Undergraduate "Selling Drugged Cookies" To School Children by Meteng: 3:13pm On Apr 20
Meeeeehn! the girl bobi no be here o. Choi!!
Celebrities / Re: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend But Catches Her Having Sex (video)(video) by Meteng: 3:14am On Apr 10
God like this guy
Love him sef
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Hiding Her Finance From Me by Meteng: 10:04am On Mar 15
Damnnn niggarrrr

Isoright.....bros op don't know what he has put his hand into
Na now bros op dey know say our girls nor dey want disclose about their money......but they get excited to spend guys own

Even my baby sisters at home derive pleasure in spending my money.....
They will keep thiers for those their unreasonable things like plaiting different hair styles like chuku , Ghana weaving, dreadlocks, Bob Marley, twisting, kinky ball, fixing eye lash , wearing waist beads, piercing their nose or vaginal and fixing nails ( especially that glow in the dark)...mixing expensive creams
Funny enough.....money dey come into their account as if say them dey work for cbn.....if you doubt then synchronize the email link to their bank account to your device....you will be shocked to see 3k , 2k and 5k dey fly into their account non stop...
Then in the night....they will surround you like ogbanje and mami water to switch on your hotspot and deplete your data.....your room will be thier eating and playing ground
Slawomiir, meeeeehn, that your sister for the first picture na die o, e be like say I go come Benin
Family / Re: Should I Abort This Pregnancy Or Leave It? by Meteng: 1:26pm On Mar 14
My own concern is that she didn't ask us when she was displaying skills like, cow girl, reverse cow girl, stand akimbo, even stand like End Sars. Na now she come remember to ask for advice
Family / Re: My Lazy Girlfriend Lacks Ambition And She's Pregnant For Me!!! by Meteng: 1:06pm On Mar 14
Getting preggy for you, is it not ambitious enough?


Phones / Re: 6 Useful Items You Must Buy From China by Meteng: 12:51pm On Mar 14
Kudducini, can I get these items, and maybe more, through you, please?
Sports / Re: Gunmen Attack Ridwan Oyekola After Receiving ₦10 Million Cheque by Meteng: 11:46pm On Mar 13
He drove into a ditch and they just drove by and left him? Abi no be him dem dey chase with gun before? Story

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Politics / Re: Rahamatu Yar'adua, Niger State Commissioner Receives COVID-19 Vaccine (Photos) by Meteng: 9:23am On Mar 12
How can one woman be this beautiful
Celebrities / Re: Fajag Ajagbona Dating Ayo Michaelson, His Ex Beauty Queen by Meteng: 8:45pm On Mar 05
Beauty queen wey no fine
Programming / Re: I Found This 6 Months Pregnant Girl Trying To Hang Herself. by Meteng: 4:50am On Mar 01
She doesn't want to commit abortion but she wants to commit suicide ( murder)? This your story be like new format o.
I tire o

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