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Family › Re: Man Jailed For Recording His Wife Extramarital Affairs Without Her Consent by Meteng: 10:00pm On Oct 15
You no get a copy of the video recording ?
Travel › Re: Came To The UK For A Master's Degree But I Regret Coming. Thinking Of Returning. by Meteng: 3:19pm On Oct 14
Naija sweet die! That said, try collect the Masters first before you come back. If you will
Crime › Re: Angry Kebbi Youths Attempt To Hunt Down Bandits, Police Intervene (VIDEO) by Meteng: 12:31pm On Oct 13
The bandits will now in anger, come and wipe them out without any assistance from the police
Romance › Re: How An American Guy Secretly Slept With 100 Chinese Girls (PHOTOS)) by Meteng: 6:37pm On Sep 20
Chinese and Japanese women sweet die! As you dey bang, dem dey shout in Mandarin or Japanese. Any time I'm opportuned to bang any of dem, I no dey fit stay inside reach 20 minutes
Business › Re: Increasing Numbers Of Chinese Retail Stores In Lagos by Meteng: 3:59pm On Sep 20
jojo1415:
They should be allowed here but let them sale to only wholesalers and distributors.
And the Nigerian wholesalers and retailers will increase the price of the goods by 500% and then sell to the end users
Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibile Shows Off Account Balance Of Over ₦500m, Portable Reacts (Video) by Meteng: 4:28pm On Sep 07
Upon the so-called bank balance, if satan wan punish am now, dash am one sickness, Na then him go talk true, begin go online beg Nigerians for money for treatment sad
Crime › Re: Police Rescue 2 Colombian Ladies From Human Trafficking Syndicate In Lagos by Meteng: 4:42pm On Aug 29
Omo! That one on the left no for too bad sha!! 😋
Phones › Re: Why Do Some People Turn Off Their "Read Receipt" On WhatsApp? by Meteng: 3:10pm On Aug 24
Dagger111:
It is my WhatsApp acct and not yours and i have reason for putting my "read receipt" off. So don't question my authority.
My brother, I no understand the guy stress o. He should learn to respect people's choices
Family › Re: Married Look Vs Divorced Glow-up: Woman’s Transformation Video by Meteng: 8:13pm On Aug 11
Because she's now freelancing sad ....................................................................................
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Lady Who Is 4ft 10, As A Guy Above 6ft by Meteng: 7:32pm On Aug 11
Their pussay dey sweet die! ............................................................................

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Food › Re: I Bought This Fruit #50 Naira For 10 Pieces, What's The Name? (photos) by Meteng: 4:28pm On Aug 04
lovediehatelive:
Lol, cashew water stains clothes. And the flesh are kind of tough and sticky. But this is different.

Does cashew have hollow hole in the middle?

This one has, with a "pit" like seed like avocado in it but smaller
We called it local apples cos it's different in shape from the foreign ones. We have it in our family compound. Very nice and succulent once well ripened
Politics › Re: Odinkalu Questions Tinubu’s “Hunger Before I Was Born” Claim Over Birth-Date Dou by Meteng: 4:52pm On Aug 02
Originalsly:
Hmmm .... he has a point. It may very well be Tinubu arrived before hunger.
Ahswearugad! The mouth wey una carry eh! Una no go allow me sidon one place Hahahaha
Celebrities › Re: Kam Debbie: Nollywood Teen Poses With Baby Python For New Flick by Meteng: 3:28pm On Jul 30
Dem don prime am keep. Dis one go be 'teen' for the next 10 years
Romance › Re: “A Poor Man Has No Place In My Heart,” Says Tiktoker Jima Emmanuel (Photos/Video by Meteng: 10:58am On Jul 23
With this kind bress Ke?
Crime › Re: Security Operatives Rescue Abducted Persons In School Attack — Kogi Govt by Meteng: 10:23pm On Jul 17
Ahswearugad, if you understand this country called Nigeria, you be magician
Politics › Re: Mary Habila Not A Registered Physiotherapist - Nigeria Society Of Physiotherapy by Meteng: 9:03pm On Jul 16
How I wish for the days of The News and Tell magazine. By now, the in-depth expose of this affair would have been washed ashore by them
Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Kogi School, Kidnap Principal, NECO Official, Students by Meteng: 5:37pm On Jul 16
If the first set had been treated in the Israeli language which they always clearly understand, these ones wouldn’t have been encouraged to take that same route. But because the last set made profit handsomely, these ones have now gone for their own share. Despicable
Crime › Re: Leaked Whatsapp Chats Between Odogwu Asaba And Favour by Meteng: 5:33pm On Jul 16
The guy messed up. Those days, if we deflower girl, we go dey around dey pet am, pamper am, constantly show am love until they pass one critical phase na then you go know say you dey free from wahala. You fit then move ahead. E be like the guy no get experience for that set. Pity sha
Politics › Re: Mary Habila's Father, Tanko Habila Wisdom Swears Affidavit, Says No To Autopsy by Meteng: 2:59pm On Jul 16
Zonefree:
This is what happens when you give birth to a wayward daughter.

He knows the daughter is into clitocurrency. He is also aware the money Umahi offered is too big to reject for a deceased wayward daughter. sad


Like the Bible said, "The wages of sin is death".

Umahi will meet his Waterloo soon.
He knows exactly what his daughter was into and prolly had warned her severally without any positive results. So baba don just wash his hands comot for the issue.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija Announces Date For 2026 Edition, ₦160 Million Grand Prize by Meteng: 9:58am On Jul 16
The second to the last and the last prize money, I heard they’ve not paid. They’ve started another one.
Crime › Re: Oyo School Headmaster Matthew Owoade Kidnapped, Regains Freedom After 48 Hours by Meteng: 12:02pm On Jul 14
WhiteIverson:
We have refused to implement capital punishment for kidnapping, and we are still wondering why it happens everyday.
Capital punishment ke? People they’re planning to release to the public as “repentant terrorists “
Celebrities › Re: IK Ogbonna Denies Romance Scam Allegations by Meteng: 11:44pm On Jul 11
LZAA:
Na here we dey one French woman troway her life savings to "Brad Pitt" grin grin grin
Why would an actor ask you an unknown civilian for money? grin
Omo! That one been shock me o. Of all the people to beg for money, na “Brad Pitt “

Politics › Re: If You Want A Debate, Become A Presidential Candidate First - Obi Replies Umahi by Meteng: 11:28pm On Jul 11
brain54:
:::


This ought to be the most profound thing I ever heard obi say!
My brother, I’m telling you. This reply is epic. He just carry Umahi, keep for him league
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Adult Film Actress Needed by Meteng: 5:57pm On Jul 10
Where that girl wey like sxx without attachment, make she go apply here
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Deploys Thousands Of Special Forces Along Iragi Kurdistan Border by Meteng: 9:53pm On Jul 09
Tenses:
Their 72 virgins are desperately calling them.
E be like konji dey hold their 72 virgins, so dem dey tell the guys to come over quick quick angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF kills Hamas terrorist who infiltrated Kibbutz Nirim on October 7 by Meteng: 9:31am On Jul 09
Gotocourt:
E b like Ayotolallah Khamenei won't be buried again 🤷🏿.
Dem no born dem well or wan knack 72 virgins again make dem go dey dance for road with that their deadi bodi
Romance › Re: Updates On My Sexual Interests In My Neighbor. by Meteng: 5:18pm On Jul 08
Now you no go control yourself. When he knack you one now shift leave you, you go begin cry how dem use and dump you
Business › Re: "I Never Made ₦2.5 Million" – Corn Seller Retracts Claim, Asks For Help by Meteng: 8:05pm On Jul 07
zinaunreal:
Even if Jesus buy the corn, a corner seller can never make 2m a month
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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