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Phones › Re: The Iphones In America Are Different From The Iphones Sold In Nigeria by Meteng: 4:23pm On Jun 03
grin
Sonofgod1990:
Swear say you never soapy
I’m still thinking about it sef. ………
Phones › Re: The Iphones In America Are Different From The Iphones Sold In Nigeria by Meteng: 4:22pm On Jun 03
bobogogo:
Your spec ug*@

grin
. Lol. The uglier, the tighter, sweeter. With original oil. 🤣
Phones › Re: The Iphones In America Are Different From The Iphones Sold In Nigeria by Meteng: 4:21pm On Jun 03
bobogogo:
Your spec ug*@

grin
. Lol. The uglier, the tighter, sweeter. With original oil 🤣
Phones › Re: The Iphones In America Are Different From The Iphones Sold In Nigeria by Meteng: 8:15pm On Jun 02
E no concern me. Wetin concern me na the girl for that picture. Na my complete spec
Politics › Re: Drama At The NDC Primaries In Abuja As Emeka Ike And Trageel Cry Out by Meteng: 8:14pm On May 29
Ade2024:
What mind did you have?
This is democracy,any patriotic citizens can contest for election
And you just open your mouth waaaaaaa, when you lack the ability to read through and understand the context of what that guy said and I commented? I would advise you go back and read the comment of that guy I mentioned, this time slowly, like who get sense
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Mother And Daughter Over N18m Romance Scam by Meteng: 8:03pm On May 29
The 22 year old girl bobi still make sense sha
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Tinubu Shines In New Photos by Meteng: 7:48pm On May 29
We’re told to be patient and to sacrifice, while they gobble up everything in sight

Politics › Re: Nigerians Invade Tinubu's 2014 Post About Chibok Girls by Meteng: 7:43pm On May 29
ruzell86:
Lol, pesin call Seyi papa "Idumota Celine Dion."
I mean like...WTF ?! grin

Wayback, they called GEJ clueless... but I'd rather be clueless, than lifeless or a calamitous failure. Everyman reaps what he sows or even more.
Bro, people get mouth ahswearugad. Idumota Celine Dion ke

Politics › Re: Drama At The NDC Primaries In Abuja As Emeka Ike And Trageel Cry Out by Meteng: 7:32pm On May 29
InvertedHammer:
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Even those with less than two weeks membership of NDC are feeling entitled. People come out from hibernation and want to be political leaders overnight.

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You just said my mind……………
Celebrities › Re: Anonymous Governor Buys Regina Daniels Brand New 2026 Mercedes G-wagon Worth Mil by Meteng: 10:28pm On May 27
[quote author=Diamond098454 post=139539237]Maybe IMO[/quote]E no go pass there my brother
Celebrities › Re: VeryDarkMan Will Face The Law For Posting Tinubu’s Fake Audio – Bayo Onanuga by Meteng: 3:09pm On May 27
Na here their power dey always reach. E no reach terrorists o
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Fake Presidential Aide Over ₦25 Million Fraud by Meteng: 3:02pm On May 27
He come carry fake glasses wear to look intelligent grin
Health › Re: After Bedroom Encounter, Nigerian Man Wakes Up To Mysterious Rash � (pics) by Meteng: 2:57pm On May 27
Mordson:
I suspect that licking plate is your favorite pastime. 🤨
You’re certainly a prophet sir grin
Health › Re: After Bedroom Encounter, Nigerian Man Wakes Up To Mysterious Rash � (pics) by Meteng: 2:58pm On May 26
Just imagine if he had licked her plate
Romance › Re: Lady In Tears As Her Ex-Boyfriend Gets Married by Meteng: 2:25pm On May 26
The guy will come back after the marriage to tell her that he either made a mistake to marry his wife or he was jazzed and beg and cry that he still loves her and then continue knacking her afterwards grin
Politics › Re: Pantami Joins PDP, Emerges PDP Governorship Candidate by Meteng: 2:03pm On May 26
Sensiblerealist:
One Judge don rule against that. Na all these judges dey bastardise the fabric of this country most.
By next dispensation, I am sure they will amend that stuff cuz e really affect many of them
Oh please really? I wasn’t aware. Thanks for the update
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Stars Who Once Dominated Nollywood Screens In The 2000s(pictures) by Meteng: 2:00pm On May 26
llona:
List isn't complete, they made me love Ghanaians.

Prince David Ossei
Yvonne Nelson
Martha Ankhoma
Too-Sweet Anna

pS: Each time I see Nadia, my hrt skips a beat
That Martha Ankhoma ehn. That lady make me no dey too see road that year
Politics › Re: Pantami Joins PDP, Emerges PDP Governorship Candidate by Meteng: 1:53pm On May 26
I thought they said there’s a new law that you can’t move to another party to contest once you fail in your previous party. Abi na me no understand the new law?
Romance › Re: Men Now Doing Hookup Too? Man Caught Negotiating Price For A One Night Stand by Meteng: 1:50pm On May 26
Melagros:
COMRADES, is this thing new? OG like us know about it tei tei
I swear to God, this girl resembles the girl who visited me this morning
Omo, una dey enjoy for dis kind economy o. I sha hope say you drill am comot your money
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hundreds Of Fearful Africans Bused To Safe Location In Durban (Emotional Video) by Meteng: 11:37am On May 23
franchasofficia:
All these goes to show that White people are wonderful people. Imagine Europe have been enduring, tolerating and accommodating Africans, Indians, etc with us trooping into their countries illegally without documentation for several decades now and they never attacked us physically or harmed us but rather created Asylum pathways and more through which many dejected, helpless and poor Africans were able to build a worthy life in Europe and escaped generational poverty, wars, communal crisis and failed governments in their home countries.



May God continue to bless the White race
I think you have a point
Romance › Re: She Left Me To Become A Nun by Meteng: 11:21am On May 23
udofia234:
Chai guy, e pain me oh ........
Ah, na now I really check o. Ikpa, mkpo abadie ?
Politics › Re: Youngest Lawmaker, Rukayat Shittu Wins APC Re-Election Primary In Kwara by Meteng: 4:31pm On May 22
As I look am so, e be like the oil well still get natural flavor sad
Travel › Re: This Expression Can Send You To Jail Abroad As A Nigerian by Meteng: 4:22pm On May 22
Tenses:
No wonder one whitey babe dey always ask

"Can I get a flash"

Me I go come flash her (Nigeria version), come dey ask her whether she see the flash.

She'd reply, 'hell no'. You are not a real man

I come day wonder wetin concern flash and real man.
Be careful o. Egungun watch where you dey go o
Romance › Re: She Left Me To Become A Nun by Meteng: 4:10pm On May 22
I hope you knacked her sufficiently enough when she wasn’t a nun. If you did, you go still knack am, but if you didn’t, otilor. That’s why I always advise, hit while the iron is hot, no delay, else you may regret it
Health › Re: Can HIV Be Transmitted Orally? by Meteng: 9:44pm On May 20
Diamond098454:
Sucking a guy hmmmm they will scream and throw all the custard in your mouth
Nothing sweet like throwing all the custard in their mouth, with a little low sound scream

Crime › Re: Lagos shawarma vendor shot dead by suspected cultists by Meteng: 1:29pm On May 19
Hard man, hard man. If aboki challenge them now, dem turn jelly
Celebrities › Re: Frank Edoho Beat Me, Slept With Married Women - Wife, Sandra by Meteng: 1:23pm On May 19
WatchYourSix:
lol… ur husband create online account to check if u are unfaithful and u fell for it… but u are blaming him for your unfaithfulness … lol……
Just imagine o. That woman na kpoms
Celebrities › Re: Ladies Rush To Take Photos With Chike Amid Cheating Saga (Video) by Meteng: 4:56pm On May 18
Julibet:
A Benue lady told me last week that 'men kid themselves into believing that women are not tired of one d1ck. angry

Guys fear women o
Especially, those Benue girls

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