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Politics / Re: Governor Buni Stays Put In Abuja Mansion, Fails To Visit Yobe After Massacre by Meteng: 9:23am On Sep 06

atiku4President:
The people get the leader they deserve. They'll still vote him again, come 2027

Ahswear

Politics / Re: Osinbajo Pays Last Respect To Yar'adua's Mother (Pictures) by Meteng: 9:15am On Sep 06

Namaster:
So fucking PRESIDENTIAL!

Tinubu CANNOT even manage to look half as presidential as Osibanjo.

Tinubu is always looking SHIFTY with his pictures that look like something that was taken by ITEL.

Politics / Re: Budgit Accuses NASS Of Inserting N80m Into NSRDA Budget For Pregnancy by Meteng: 9:07am On Sep 06

Maybe they’re going to space to knack and get person pikin pregnant na

Politics / Re: FG To Use NIN For Verification As It Begins Sale Of 50kg Rice At ₦‎40,000 by Meteng: 9:02am On Sep 06

Government of rice

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Properties / Re: Landlord Cautions Tenants On Sex Noise, Pastes Notice On The Board by Meteng: 6:12pm On Sep 05

popesco123:
Ok. My problem is that before 15 minutes I don release. But my second round dey last small or if I use condom I dey last small.

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There’s nothing wrong with you bro. No too stress yourself. You’re doing okay

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Properties / Re: Landlord Cautions Tenants On Sex Noise, Pastes Notice On The Board by Meteng: 6:10pm On Sep 05

Pharaoh4rin:

If you jam kaduna girls .... they can shout pass Chelsea fans. The worst part be say

😭

Properties / Re: Landlord Cautions Tenants On Sex Noise, Pastes Notice On The Board by Meteng: 2:55pm On Sep 05

popesco123:
Bro, I think your penis is up to 4 to 5 inches on erection. On the contrary, I have an average divk. I just know how to use it

quote author=Meteng post=131866119] Some moan, some shout. I have one who shouts to high heavens, always embarrassing me in my neighborhood. Now any time she comes for duty, I have to switch on my gen to swallow her shouts even if there’s NEPA light. But the thing dey sweet me die sha

Properties / Re: Landlord Cautions Tenants On Sex Noise, Pastes Notice On The Board by Meteng: 12:52pm On Sep 05

Beremx:
girls don't shout, they moan. Meaning they're enjoying the sex because it hits the right spot.

Some moan, some shout. I have one who shouts to high heavens, always embarrassing me in my neighborhood. Now any time she comes for duty, I have to switch on my gen to swallow her shouts even if there’s NEPA light. But the thing dey sweet me die sha

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Fashion / Re: Miss Kwara Thanks South Africans For Their Support And Votes by Meteng: 12:44pm On Sep 05

Thank God say this girl no win this thing. This would have been a monumental embarrassment to Nigeria

Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Gets Arrested By FBI As He Lands In US For Millions Of Dollar Fraud by Meteng: 12:35pm On Sep 05

Crimecity:
This is an incredible story.

Dude committed "benefits" fraud in 2020 while in Nigeria, he was indicted in 2021. He continued to live free outside the US.

Fast forward, same guy willingly applied for a US visa, was granted and arrested on arrival in Aug, 2024.

Not supporting him, but I no understand wetin carry am go America.

Politics / Re: Governor Fubara Presents 100 Operational Vehicles To Rivers State Police Command by Meteng: 5:31pm On Sep 04

The rogue Sienna grin

Health / Re: I Have Just Infected 2 Girls With Herpes by Meteng: 12:25pm On Sep 04

Imagine the person wey go go svck those puna

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Autos / Re: Five Fuel-efficient Cars You Can Buy On Carmart.africa Starting From ₦1 Million by Meteng: 8:01pm On Sep 03

RichIgboBoy:
I heard Gazzuz is no more? May his soul Rest In Peace

Politics / Re: NNPC Retail Outlet Adjusts Pump Price To ₦855/Litre In Lagos by Meteng: 9:16am On Sep 03

Paraman:
NNPCL should have increase price of petrol months ago.

To at least N3,000 per litre

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Politics / Re: Police Declare Andrew Wynne Wanted Over Attempted Plot To Overthrow Tinubu by Meteng: 3:04pm On Sep 02

Upon all their “extensive and intelligence gathering “, them no fit trace where bandits and unknown gun men dey

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Politics / Re: Defence Minister, CDS To Relocate To Sokoto After Turji Burnt Military Vehicles by Meteng: 7:18pm On Sep 01

press9jatv:
I hope they captured the turji bandit and his clueless terrorists alive

Capture him alive ke? Let’s pray he’s killed in the crossfire else he may be released once captured

Family / Re: Taiwan Man Jailed For Filming Wife Cheating With Another Man by Meteng: 8:44am On Sep 01

Fes fes, I want to watch the recorded video so I’ll be able to comment well well

Food / Re: I Caught This Bush Rat This Morning by Meteng: 10:28pm On Aug 29

See what they have turned this country into. People are eating rats, joyously

Family / Re: Woman On Vacation During Husband's Funeral Apologizes For Her Absence(photos) by Meteng: 3:04pm On Aug 27

She no go waste time to ride another divk, the way she’s yarning

Travel / Re: Help Needed To Locate Family Of Homeless Nigerian Lady Seen In Germany (video) by Meteng: 2:58pm On Aug 27

That picture there, na Germany be that abi she take the pic when she dey Bariga angry

Health / Re: Milk or Mimic: Nigeria’s dairy market, a hub for inferior EU products by Meteng: 1:00pm On Aug 27

I don’t know if there’s hope for this country in any facet of life

Family / Re: I Was Charged 90k For Ikoyi Court Wedding To Marry A Foreigner. Is It Ok? by Meteng: 6:20pm On Aug 26

Mindlog:

He has "already paid" the N90k, are we to protest for a refund?

Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Knife Attack That Killed 3 At Germany Festival by Meteng: 8:55am On Aug 25

Cancer of the world

Politics / Re: Kidnapped Sarkin Kwaji of Taraba Cries Out From Captivity by Meteng: 5:44pm On Aug 24

If ever he comes out alive, he’ll still vote APC

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Politics / Re: Give Us N150 Million To Buy A House In Lagos — Late Emir Of Kano's Daughter Begs by Meteng: 1:35pm On Aug 24

panini:
Tax payers money...

Food / Re: ₦1000 Suya I Bought Yesterday (photo) by Meteng: 1:27pm On Aug 24

siofra:
I counted 16 pieces.
I bought it in Kogi State.

I couldn't finish it because it was so ugly and square. I like my Suya flat and very spicy

What do you think?

The way I see am so, e no go sweet. The flat ones are the best

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Politics / Re: Man Goes Off On A Rant After Discovering That Son Of New CJN Is An Obidient by Meteng: 1:17pm On Aug 24

I personally believe this is stupidity of the highest order

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Romance / Re: I’m Drowning In This Act, And It’s Ruining Me Badly by Meteng: 4:07pm On Aug 23

As in, you’re knacking ashawo?

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Crime / Re: Bandits Abduct 10 In Zamfara, Demand ₦‎50 Million Ransom by Meteng: 9:55am On Aug 23

AlexBells:
The banditry industry seem to be booming

Not seem to be, bro. It is booming obviously

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Crime / Re: Anambra Nurse Arrested For Brutalising 13-Year-Old Nephew With Heated Iron by Meteng: 5:44pm On Aug 22

Na dem

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Autos / Re: Naija Used Nissan Almera 2002 Now 2million. Call: 08134932159 by Meteng: 10:42pm On Aug 21

Omo! People dey get mind o

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