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Politics / Re: I Can't Kill Myself', 'Akara And 5-Alive To The Rescue' - Ex-SGF Babachir Lawal by Meteng: 10:41am On Dec 05, 2023
He’s even drinking 5alive!
Politics / Re: Guinness World Record Holder, Jaan Roose, Takes Daring Walk Across Lagos Bridge by Meteng: 6:42pm On Nov 16, 2023
Amotolongbo:
Why using an Estonian to do that instead of a Nigerian?
I doubt if there’s any Nigerian that’ll try that. Dem no wan break this kind GWR
Romance / Re: Black Lady Dances & Shows Off Her Aged White Husband (Pics, Video) by Meteng: 6:39pm On Nov 16, 2023
Muna fear bloggers who’ll do anything for traffic. She may be his caregiver just having fun with him
Romance / Re: SA's Superfan 'Mama Joy' Bags Herself French Boyfriend At Rugby World Cup (PIX) by Meteng: 12:56pm On Nov 16, 2023
DDIA:
grin
French man about to achieve his fetish dream of banging a Zulu sub-saharan matured woman with semi wrinkled kukunase. grin
“about to achieve “? Something wey him don bang since. Those babes down south no dey waste time. I’ve been there
Education / Re: Ayo Ojediran, OAU Lecturer, Slumps, Dies In His Office by Meteng: 11:01am On Nov 16, 2023
Fine man and looks like a nice man
Food / Re: Cane Rat Caught With Trap by Meteng: 10:55am On Nov 16, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I am not concerned about your not eating it yourselves. It is just that you are handing a potential relative of yours out for others to eat though. undecided
Una no go kill me for here

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Celebrities / Re: Leaked Audio Suggesting Mr Ibu's 'Daughter', Jasmine Slept With Him And His Son by Meteng: 10:47am On Nov 16, 2023
I’m knacking one girl that’s calling me ‘daddy’ on a steady. I guess that’s what Ibu was doing
Politics / Re: Bandits Burn Farms In Niger State, Impose ₦30M Levy Each, Drop Phone Number by Meteng: 8:09am On Nov 15, 2023
Bobloco:
And our security agencies cannot get hold of the phone number and track it down
They can, but they won’t for obvious reasons. If na to harass me for road, dem go rush
Sports / Re: Ighalo Slept With Bbnaija Star, Nollywood Actress’ – Estranged Wife, Adesuwa by Meteng: 8:06am On Nov 15, 2023
Dshocker:
Wahala.... She suppose mention the nollywood actress and BBN girl involved in the saga.
Yes o. Otherwise, she’s not “enraged “ enough
Music/Radio / Re: There Exist Female Rappers In Arewa (Photos) by Meteng: 5:50pm On Nov 14, 2023
Jestin:
Who don test Arewa pussi?? Their vjay dey sweet self
E sweet die! Dem dey give out Hausa ring tone
Celebrities / Re: I’m In Charge Of My Father’s Account, Mr Ibu’s Son Debunks Actor’s Wife’s Claims by Meteng: 9:46am On Nov 14, 2023
E be like Mr Ibu no arrange him family well
Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Withdrawal Of Policemen From VIPs by Meteng: 9:38am On Nov 14, 2023
This is the tenth thousand times they’ll be making this ineffective announcement
Politics / Re: Strike: This Will Send Clear Message – Shehu Sani Backs NLC, TUC by Meteng: 9:47am On Nov 09, 2023
They should have restricted this their strike to IMO state
Travel / Re: Ebonyi To Repair Airport Runway With 13.7 Billion Naira by Meteng: 4:30pm On Nov 08, 2023
Depriest2020:
Airport wey never see passenger don dey chop 13 billion.

Airport that was just completed is already going for repairs in billions.
I swear, this is absolute madness
Food / Re: When Was The Last Time You Ate Isi Ewu? by Meteng: 7:54am On Nov 08, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Hm... I'm not a fan of isi Ewu especially when I heard its prepared with the brain.

I remember the last time I came close to eating it in 2009.. immediately they brought it and I saw the goat eye in the motar, I told my friend I'm not eating. He then ordered for nkwobi and since then it's either nkwobi or ugba and okporoko.

If I'll ever try it again it has to be prepared without the brain and let me not see the eyes.
I dey eat am, but I no wan carry my eyes see the goat eyes inside there. I dey comot am trowey

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Phones / Re: How Do I Stop Unknown International Numbers From Calling Me by Meteng: 7:45am On Nov 08, 2023
Obzy:
Once you pick , it will copy your call logs, contacts and even delete saved contacts.
What if you don’t pick and e come be person wey been wan help you No vex. I just dey ask
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mandela Family Supports South Africa's Withdrawing Diplomats From Israel by Meteng: 11:53am On Nov 07, 2023
[size=8pt][/size]what he should do next is to hop on a plane go fight for Gaza

Crime / Re: 22 Killed In Benue Rival Gang War by Meteng: 8:08pm On Nov 06, 2023
benuejosh:
Ukum Local government has never experienced peace since the regime of former governor Gabriel Suswam. He empowered those guys with arms and encouraged millitia in that area. As a typical unlearned and a majority of uneducated people who were exposed to gaining power through violence, they embraced gun violence as a way of Life.

This act gave rise to people like the late Gana and a host of other people. Rivalry between groups then took a course in that area and to calm down the violence has been a major problem. Efforts were made by past government to cleanse those people of guns but it is too late. If a 10 year-old child warns you and tells you to very careful, please do because the next may be your death. They don't do childish Aye or eiya or whatever cult rivalry, what they know is how can you shot a gun. The same Ukum people recently kidnapped a serving commissioner and killed a former chairman that they kidnapped alongside the Commissioner.

The worst part of it is that, as soon as the government comes after them, they 'run into the bush'.

Ukum is where we have the largest Yam market in Africa. They produce the largest quantity of yams in the whole of Nigeria. They are so rich because of the yam business but majority of them are uneducated (they didn't go to school because they farm yams, sell and make money) and got exposed to modernity during the government of former governor Gabriel Suswam. Because of the so much money they have, buying guns is not a problem to them.

Amnesty has never worked because someone who has 5 guns may surrender 3 and keep 2. Or surrender 4 and keep 1. And because of what they did to Gana who was killed after surrendering himself, they no longer trust the government. The best that has worked so far is the government killing gang leaders. And it will surprise you to know that a member of a gang will derive joy in being the leader of gang to be killed and then they boast of 'even the government is looking for me'.

Only God can help with the situations in Ukum, Katsina-ala and Logo governments. But the worst is Ukum Local Government.
Upon all these their ‘toughness’, they disappear when the fulanis appear
Romance / Re: Netizens Blast Lady Who Exposed Herself To Delivery Man For Content (video) by Meteng: 8:02pm On Nov 06, 2023
Omo! See bobi!!!

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Health / Re: Soldiers Rescue Woman From Committing Suicide In Lagos Lagoon by Meteng: 10:01am On Nov 06, 2023
mbaise1000:
In Iraq after rescuing her from commiting suicide, they will then give herthe the death sentence and kill her by themselves.
Some religion will give anything to murder and spill the blood themselves

Politics / Re: Labour Declares Nationwide Strike November 8 Over Assault On Ajaero by Meteng: 5:50pm On Nov 03, 2023
They should limit their strike to Imo state. No be we beat am

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Crime / Re: Man Dies Mysteriously At Lagos Park (Photo) by Meteng: 12:22pm On Nov 03, 2023
Renewed shege
Politics / Re: We Transfered Budget For Yacht To Student Loans - Reps by Meteng: 9:02pm On Nov 02, 2023
Sirmwill:
I have a feeling

This is most probably a lie
Believe it at your own peril. No be naija again. You go soon see same yatch for water
Crime / Re: We Are Forced To Sleep With 10 Men Daily, Given N500 Food Daily - Anambra Girls by Meteng: 8:58pm On Nov 02, 2023
Why always this place

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Romance / Re: Olosho Ran Away Because Of This.. by Meteng: 12:38pm On Nov 02, 2023
SIXTEENTH:
She did a wrong thing at the right time if not the news front line will read "A Hooker died during intimacy".
Or during marathon s3x with customer

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Crime / Re: Photos Of The 14-year-old Joy Afekafe Accused Of Killing FUTMINNA Lecturer by Meteng: 6:07pm On Nov 01, 2023
99thEnemy:

Nope.

According to her confession, the two boys she brought to beat the woman killed her because she could later identify them.

Her intention according to what she said was just to teach the woman a lesson for chasing her away.
Good. She don teach the woman better lesson finish naw
Crime / Re: Photos Of The 14-year-old Joy Afekafe Accused Of Killing FUTMINNA Lecturer by Meteng: 6:05pm On Nov 01, 2023
CJStarz:
14 with fallen breasts already
Too much knacking and squeezing

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Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested Over Murder Of FUT Minna Lecturer by Meteng: 10:08am On Nov 01, 2023
xband:


You sure say them Smart and Walex the other two suspect on the run, never defile the girl for inside her late Madam house?
The criminal 14 year old girl don dey knack tey tey
Politics / Re: Impeachment Crisis: Fubara, Rivers PDP Leaders Depart For Abuja by Meteng: 11:23am On Oct 31, 2023
Firefyta:
Be like this SIM NA mumu ooo
Dem wan impeach you and you dey travel out of state
My thoughts exactly

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Romance / Re: Why I Can Never Catch H.i.V by Meteng: 11:53am On Oct 30, 2023
Gadafii:
Make we no lie raw sweet 😭😭😭
My brother, e sweet die! Even me, sometimes half way, I go comot the condom trowey, enter raw. The feeling is on another level for the two people involved

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