₦airaland Forum

CyynthiaKiss:
So Tinubu wasted 9 million dollars to change Christian genocide narrative for nothing ?

You go surprise say of the $9m quoted, na only like $3m reach there. The balance been don disappear before e reach there

And he knack am join with chopping her money

She just finished anál with another guy. Try again some other day

Did I just read that Kano state exco meeting was held in Abuja. Abi na me no see well?

TheMensch:
Me I don't understand this thing well. You mean the terrorists actually came to government house to plead for negotiations and the government did not catch and eliminate them?
Abi they reached out through someone or abi online and the couldn't be tracked down and eliminated?
Abeg make person clear me well oo.

That's the most important thing I will always commend my former governor Udom Emmanuel for. He really understood how to deal with bandits when they started in Akwa Ibom State about 10 years ago.

Just one strike from Udom and the ones that escaped alive all ran away. Man didn’t play with them

I don’t understand how this is a “ ROOF TOP” pool party. Abi na only me no see well ?

joinnow:
The condition is commonly called penis captivus.
It is a rare, involuntary medical phenomenon where the penis becomes temporarily trapped inside the vagina during sexual intercourse. This happens because the vaginal muscles contract strongly (often during orgasm) while the penis is still erect, making withdrawal difficult for a short period.
Key points for clarity:
It is not dangerous in most cases
It usually resolves on its own within minutes
Panic and force should be avoided, as they can worsen muscle spasm
Relaxation and calm breathing typically help the muscles release
If it ever lasts unusually long or causes pain, medical attention is recommended.

Nice summation. But why does it like mostly married people to practice it’s captivus

E no go better for who invented make up!

Itiskdg121:
I thought this guy was killed

Thought, being the key word here

MarketDispatch:
The man lost his bet. If he had sent his own Sister abroad...there would be positive contribution into their family.

If he send his sister abroad make i bend. He go tell am say, “him no get money “

After that tuface powered her furiously for that number of years, there’s no way she’ll be able to stay without knacking

Nothing anybody wan tell me, these people are enjoying this blvvdshed

Richtaiwo:
Very soon, these same counterfeiters, caught with their trousers around their ankles in Alaba Market, will solemnly blame the government for the ripple effects of their own criminal brilliance.

One can already predict the next scene, original equipment manufacturers quietly activating sophisticated countermeasures to protect unsuspecting consumers from these backyard industrialists.

This, of course, is not a new talent. It is the same magic trick they perform with fake drugs, adulterating medicines and criminally extending shelf lives, transforming healing products into health hazards for Nigerians.

We have now reached the absurd stage where reputable hospitals must specify which pharmacy patients should patronise if they want actual drugs, not experimental poisons.

These people, oh gosh!

I have never seen a group of people with no conscience as long as they make money. Tuueeeh!

A case of whocup gone well

Omo! Make person no make mistake go for bj with this one o. She go chop the divk, come carry beer wash am down

If she’s the one on that jeans and pink top, she fine die!

Kobojunkie:
. It is 2026... let's stop telling ourselves these ridiculous lies. Let the utterly immature brain farts go with 2025. 🥱🥱🥱

Na you be me. Na me be you

One banny I deflowered back then can’t just stop gbenshing me even after I got married. All I need to do is carry my phone and she’ll come running leaving her boyfriend to come knack me. That’s the power of proper, quality first time knacking

Dem say Gumi don delete all him rants about USA on X. Abeg, na true?

Na our own reaction oga Trump dey wait for. If e sure for Tilumbu, make him make pim, na him dem go carry next

Donvictor2015:
With all the riches and ladies still file for divorce. What could be the reason or motive for filing for divorce?

1. No satisfactory knacking

fuckingAyaya:
Nothing concern this once with Ai and software developments, their politicians steal their futures and give them plates and hijabs to wear while their children study abroad

Very true. 40 more characters needed

I hope say you knack am enough before you ended the relationship o

I hope those pissful people did not reach there?

Person say him be terrorist, you arrested him and all you plan to do is send him back to where he came from? Make me understand please

All na for show, dem go soon release am. Especially if he re-joins APC

Hope say the alfa no press am join o. Anyway, dem no dey talk day side

MarkNsukkaBread:
Na which one be "bucket side"?

The nyash side of the Hilux

TOPCRUISE:
They should shut up. Is that why there where no paramedics and ambulance.
Absence of ambulances and paramedics are the reasons we jump to the conclusion that his friend died.

I just hope that guy Anthony, does not have any hidden internal injuries. If I were him, I’ll quickly run to UK for a proper scan

Dogalmighty17:
Anthony Joshua finally entered Road Safety Hilux. He saw first hand how Nigeria doesn't have ambulance for emergencies.

I sha hope say dem no put am for that bucket side o