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dre11:

Am being encouraged to come back and peep again


On account of what u have read from people posting on this thread... .... Have they being able to satisfy ur curious mind on what their preference is

Yea
Most guy prefer girls dey r taller than
#teamshortgirlsrock#

dre11:
I just have to match ur pace and flow


I don't wanna be left out.....


I do hope I have not successful derailed ur beautiful thread sha

No u didn't
I actually enjoyed every bit of our conversation

jboy73:
sorry... Aunty no vez for ur uncle na?

Lemme slp ova it

jboy73:
See old news.... Are u living in planet 9?



I'm d latest news.. Vote. For me

Wrong approach
I haff vex

foxxynik:

Warisit

ERCROSS:
Thanks bae..
U r such a darling..

Uwc shugarr

dre11:


Hum
I can see memories in that ur expression

Lovely ones I guess because an elaborate expansion/expression will have lead to rush back of those wonderful unforgettable memories

Korrect
Ur brain dey work well

samflex:
Op too much romantic Hollywood movies dey worry you

Isalie

dre11:

That's what #team short girls loves

Always want to be carried but can't find a stool to stand and just give a surprise peck without holding of hands and body

I did dat once nd d rest became history

vpaymoney:
u are suffering from delusion of grandeur. i don't where come from. nairaland isn't like this before.

Dis bizarre looking monkey wants me to pee on him by all means
My pee isn't gold niggur
U can't even construct simple english, yet u r forming grammarian

dre11:

Will u wrap ur legs around him


What made the third pic romantic to u

Of course I will
Everytin abt d 3rd pic is jst wao nd romantic

dre11:
So that means ure 5ft tall or less..........
Hum


So if ur guy wanna kiss u...... He will have to bend his leg or neck

I did prefer he carries me
Jst lyk d third pic

dre11:
Pls do define what u mean by "engine category"

So I can tell u what I. .......

Aki nd paw paw
No insults meant ooo

VanLucius:
Did more than 50% of the above in my last relationship but still got dumped like a bad habit.Truth be told...better be who u really are and get told no or get dumped than to be something u r not or not comfortable doing and get dumped or cheated on.Most ladies only look at what they can get from a relationship and not what they can give yet they preach equality of the sexes.Reeks of double standard to me.If she aint gonna love me for not doing all the above then let her bounce. Life is too short for one to spend it pleasing one woman who isnt ur mother.

Easy bro
Perhaps u were wit d wrong girls.
And its no criteria for a 100% successful rlationship neither r dey commandments. Women r delicate nd tender nd no woman would reject dose traits in her man. Some relationships r still waxing strong even wen d guy doesn't exhibit 50% of d above listed.

lanxlot:
keke, abeg carry me go the next junction, e b lyk I miss road.

U no c d signboard b4 u stop
Ur comment actually made ne laff

ERCROSS:
Thank God she won't ask...

U again
U ve my vote

pressplay55:
ok am out. No fighting..
But that will not changer my perception
as there is no prov to show for your assertion.

*Dancesoutathreadsinging'ucantmakemeuploadafullpicofme'*
I WIN

HAPPY READING
1.Good mrn/good nite txts.
2.Pictures taken together.
3.Surprises especially lil ones.
4.Visiting nd bringing her favorite food.
5.A hoodie with his scent all over it.
6.Really long hugs.
7.Dnt pamper her all d tym, this doesn't mean u should as much as lay a finger on her. Device anoda means of disciplining her.
8.Sincere compliments.
9.Sing her favorite songs, even if its out of tune.
10.When she slps over at ur house, wake her wit a peck/kiss.
11.Real deep conversations. This isn't easy cos most guys r nt good listeners.
12.Doing some funny nd naughty things with her. This includes letting her practice her make-up skills on ur face, nd dancing ballet with her.
13.His gentlemanliness.
14.Comfort nd patience wen she is in tears.
15.Looking into her eyes nd telling her hw much u love her.

pressplay55:
says who? I dont make mistakes

Quit d e-drama niggur
U nt jst failed in ur prediction but failed woefully

Shuooooo
Op try am naa make u confirm
Experience is d best teacher dey say

rokiatu:
I nominate @ https://www.nairaland.com/odkboy23

odkboy23, no matter who you are in that pic, you are hot and got style.
both guys hawt

more later, lemme go hunt for profile pics.

U get beta eye
Seconded

chimerase2:
sombori is lying to a man of God

Man of God, no vex
But no b lie

femi4:
Picture of you peeing...or

U ve nt said any poo

chimerase2:
its like u downloaded the simley recently

Nope

chimerase2:
is hoe-kay now

Hehehehehehehe
Did I scare u wif dose faces

chimerase2:
come on show some courtesy to the man of God

(๏̯๏)

pressplay55:
i have seen it from your face,
i know how to detect curve from peoples face

Den u r nt a pro( ˘˘̯)
Cos u failed dis one

dre11:
I will prefer.. .....





Let me see ur height self before I do decide

I m jst ok
Nt vry tall nd nt in d engine category

foxxynik:
Hehehehehe@ "curveless" .... How about Figure eight-less?

Question for d gods( ˘˘̯)

chimerase2:
asin u re goin to use ua epimja pee on him?
Pls dota of zion don't do it on him do it on me

( ˘˘̯)

ERCROSS:
**Gives her anal canine style while she pees for 15 mins**

Uhhhnnmmmm...

Feels so good

Is dat a pen cover

pressplay55:
here is one killer beauty without curve.

Wht makes u think dat I m curveless