Dey disgust me
I saw dis nd had running stomach immediately

gsainttrinity:


how come i don't know you. I live around eagle square

Hehehehehehehe
U funny ooo
So u knw everybody dat lives dere abi?

1. Back-up Plan
2. Maga
3. Friends with benefits
4. Assignment helper
5. Neighbour.
6. Chat mate

Girls can confidently introduce her boyfrnds to each other
She will b lyk
' Honie meet my swthrt'

gsainttrinity:


I tire, Op dey look for wetin no find am.

Btw, i discover we share the same location. Where in asaba do you stay @ mhisIjay

Okpanam

Na blow dem dey blow soap abi na water she suppose use rinse am out well



Op, u neva talk wetin u nd Amaka cari for mind

Ok
Nxt nyansh pls

adepiero:
Hey beautiful, you can vote Tosyne2much instead

U b sharp overtaker ooo

naijaboiy:

how many of your threads have I commented in?

Issokay sha

U ve an edge over sha

Cwaya:


CHINEKE EEEHH!!!!

WHERE DO i POST IT NAA !! I cant post it here, i will get banned !!!

Ok
Lemme ve a rethink

naijaboiy:

Hey! Please vote naijaboiy

U
U always derailed my thread

Cwaya:


AND ME NAA !!

Remember you asked me to like your dp 1000 times

I did !!!

Lying is a punishable offence
My support for u has dropped to 10%
U ve to type 'I m sorry Mhisijay 500times before u get 99.9% support frm me

Amefrica:


You go don finish even shit am for toilet now.. Show me your support!

Ok
U ve my support

Emyben:

lol, so u voting me dear?

ERCROSS:
Vote Ercross


4


Mr Nairaland.

2014..

Cc :: mhisijay ( my shugar pie)

No relent ooo... I appreciate ur campaign..
Thankz a bunch

@ tosyne2much...Wen is d first elimination stage coming up self..

Uwc honibun

Emyben:

hahaha, ok dear. I want you to vote me because u posses the wits and qualities to wear that crown. I want you to vote me because even in midst of lows, i had courage to contest for this. I want you to vote for me because i cant do it alone. Me, You, Them really can do it. I bet your mummy will tell ya to cast a thousand votes for me

Okay
I haff hear

Cwaya:


YEPA

DEADED

*pours a mixture of alomo nd origin on him*

Amefrica:


I translated it haha, it means "Aunty vote for me, please." Lol

Okay.



Lemme finish eating b4 I consider ur request

[quote author=Emyben post=27985556][/quote]
Oya tell me y I should vote for u





Anyway, I weee ask my mummy if I should vote for u

ERCROSS:



** picks up my indestructible A.K-47 **

**Clears throat**
Ijay...
Where is It
Where is that competitor u were talking abt..

Tell am make e kon collect him VOTE of thanks ...

Oya begin find dem for d thread
Dem don many

Emperorking20:


Hey Mhis!! Voting for me wouldn't hurt too u knw.. So pls help me out here.. Plss

I knw u'll b cool! Thanks!!

I haff hear

Cwaya:



Abeg Aunty, How do i win Your Vote too !!??

Like my dp 1000+1 tyms

ERCROSS:


Honey..
I trust u..
U deserve a million kisses for this one..
But make I jst give u 1 of it and keep d remaining till bed time..


Na only u I go dey kiss till the end of time.

Buckle up shugarr


U nw ve lots of competitors

Amefrica:


Aunty, e jor e di'bo fun wa - vote for me, abeg.

I dnt understand dat language
Type English b4 my vexation increase frm 3% to 25%




As per voting for u, lemme slp over it




Ercross buckle up ooo, u ve a competitor nw

Shuoooooooo
55
Dem too much jare


Vote
Ercross
For
Mr
Nairaland

ERCROSS:


Lolzzzz...
Sisterly...
No b my fault ooo...

Na campaign tinz ooo..

Though , this special one's v reserved for u..

Its nt enough joor

ERCROSS:


Thankz bae...
U r such a darling...

U jst keep kissing everybody

Happy Reading.
Source:Goodmenproject.com
1. Praise And Approval
Men have infamously tender egos.
We need frequent reassurance about ourselves, our career paths, our efficacy as partners, our sexual prowess, and our attractiveness (among other things).
I have countless male clients telling me every month that their partners rarely let them know what they like about them.
While it may be true that men need relatively less frequent verbal praise than their female counterparts, this isn’t the kind of gesture that requires keeping score. Why not just have more of a good thing?
So ladies, let your praise loose. Tell your man exactly what you find attractive about him. Let him know what physical features of his are your favourites. Tell him how attractive you find it when he says something a certain way, when he accomplishes something, or when he takes you on a date. Your praise won’t make him cocky; it will help him feel loved.
And (bonus) the more you praise his positives, the more you will see them.
2. Respect
Men feel respect as love.
If he feels like you disapprove of him, his career, or the things that he believes to be integral to who he is as a person, he will have a hard time trusting and loving you.
The thought process behind that being “If she doesn’t respect who I am at my core, then how can she really want what is best for me?”
If a man’s partner doesn’t respect his path or mission in life, then he will find it very difficult to feel anything other than an anxious need to distance himself from her.
3. A Sense Of Sexual Connection
Men and women both connect through sex and communication, but generally, women connect better through communication and men connect better through sex.
Does this mean that men need to have sex with their intimate partners every day in order to feel connected? Not necessarily.
Men, more often than not, connect through indicators of sexuality just as much as they do through sex.
Allow me to explain…
Often, a man will initiate sex just to make sure that you are still sexually available to him. So, to my man-loving readers out there, if he reaches across the bed for you, even showing the willingness to embrace him, to kiss him deeply, and to engage him could be enough to make him feel loved (not that the follow through isn’t enjoyable).
This lack of awareness around women needing to connect through words and men needing to connect through sex can sometimes turn into an unfortunate and rapid downward spiral. She doesn’t feel like opening sexually until she feels connected to him, but he finds it difficult to communicate with her because they haven’t been physical with each other in days.
Talk with your partner and ask what specifically helps them feel the most loved so you can avoid these unintentional standoffs.
4. Emotional Intimacy
From a very young age, men are taught to avoid appearing weak at all costs. Perceived “weakness” includes things like complaining, divulging fears or concerns, and expressing self-doubt or worry.
A man’s partner is his safe space to fall. He can expose the cracks in his armour and allow his partner to help him heal.
Just as women need to slowly open up sexually within a relationship, men open up over time emotionally.
He needs to make sure that when he first cries in front of you, you won’t be repelled or handle it poorly. If you push him away or are unable to be nurturing when he needs it the most, he will no longer trust you with his emotions. He will remove himself somewhat from the relationship.
In this instance, both partners lose- he goes on silently suffering and believing that he is flawed in his imperfection, and she is held at arm’s length emotionally.
5. Space
Author Deborah Tannen has written brilliantly on the masculine and feminine divide between independence and intimacy (masculine being primarily drawn towards independence and the feminine toward intimacy).
Within all of my relationships and the vast majority of my clients, I consistently see that it is the feminine-associated female partner that wants more time spent together and the masculine-associated male partner wanting more time apart. There is no perfect balance to be found here. This will always be a balancing act of closeness and separateness.
But rest assured, suffocating a man (either by failing to allow him free time or with overly jealous behaviour) is the fastest way to end a relationship. Men need breathing room in a relationship. We need time for our hobbies, time with our friends, and time to toil away on our projects to feel fulfilled.
Traditionally, when women (or the feminine associated partner) needed to solve a problem, they would go further into the tribe – connecting with close friends and family and discussing their issues. Conversely, when men have a problem to solve, they would leave the tribe to be alone with their thoughts.
So let him roam. Let him breathe. Leave him to his own devices. A man will be that much happier for you to receive him when he returns, knowing that you trust both him and the strength of your bond enough to let him have his space.
6. Physical Touch
Men need frequent non-sexual touch as well as a sense of sexual connection.
If a man’s partner comes up behind him and touches his neck and hair in a loving way while he sits absorbed in a task, he could feel just as loved as if they had just had penetrative sex (even more so, depending on his mood).
This touch is interpreted as physical love- the message of which registering as “I love you, and I want you to feel happy all the time. Know that I’m always here for you and I care for you deeply.”
7. Security
Men and women are both attracted to certainty in a relationship. The more a man feels like his partner is in it for the long haul, the more ready and able he is to be able to open up to her (assuming he is equally invested in her).
But security goes deeper than just the fact that you won’t leave him. The security that he feels ties back in to several of these points. He feels secure in knowing that you approve of him and where he is in his career. He feels secure and loved when you touch him non-sexually throughout the day. He feels secure when he is allowed to have his guys’ nights away from you and you don’t feel the need to call or text him every half hour to check in.
And he feels secure with a partner who takes steps to love him in the way that he most needs.


U can add some points that ve been omitted here.

FeminineSniper:


men are stewpid and don't have a life of their own abi? Tender my cute ass! forget all those things abt tender, and delicate. Even a week old baby refuses to b tender,hw mch more old mama wey don near her calling(grave).....

men are stewpid and don't have a life of their own abi? Tender my cute ass! forget all those things abt tender, and delicate. Even a week old baby refuses to b tender,hw mch more old mama wey don near her calling(grave).....

Shuoooooo
Easy bro

dre11:



Hum
It's save to say that short girls have better hope at finding their partner than the taller girls
Going by what u have seen.. .........


*****but, don't u think having someone of the same height might be more romantic than one having an advantage of heights...... Because this gives flexibility of having the three posture category wrapped in one package*********




#Just pondering

I was even thinking I would get morning greetings for u.. ........
But,

Goodmorning

Mrn Dre
I can't really say tho cos, its a matter of individual preference.
A man's food is another's poison

Hahahahahahhahaha
Hehehehehehehehehe
Hohohoohohohoohohoh
D babe tho
Choi