Shebi na him get him joystick
If him lyk make e fry am for red oil chop.

Its all abt discipline, he doesn't ve to cut off his joystick to stay free frm fornication.

Y do we keep loosing young pple with bright future
When d old ones beg death to come nd it won't come
I wish one of those pple putting this country in a state of confusion had died in her place.
God knws d best tho, RIP to d dead.

Beautiful outfit, she looks cute in it
I dnt lyk d hair tho

*Jst passing*

I m indifferent abt d issue.
I think dey should ve seperate rooms but could still share one.

This is disheartening
God pls send her divine help, Amen.

Wetin concern me for who nail d look abi who hammer am
Even if I knw e no go increase my bank acc bal
Conclusion b say I no knw

Dear Ladies,
Merry xmas nd a fabulous new year in advance. It is my prayer that we all will go through this year without any bad news.
The purpose of writting this letter is to inform u that;
1.One brazillian hair=68bags of cement.
2.One quality shoe=1trailer of sand.
3.One quality bag=10tankers of water.
4.One iphone6=4500blocks.
5.One pair of designer gown=workmanship. All these are jst enough to build a two bedroom flat .
Dear ladies pls let ur boyfriend be a landlord in 2015, this letter may nt refer to u but to someone u knw, do well to spread d news.
Yours sincerely,
Mhisijay.

Guys, I m nt saying u should transform into TOPGUM
Have a wonderful xmas

Scary boy

DonaldGenes:


Shift abeg... See your pretty face..Only you alone knows how many guys heart you've Tortured

Dear Donald, I ve nt tortured any hrt yet :
I only put them in their right place
Plus
Thnks for d compliment

linobrown89:


we were just friends but things started changing when she continued to tell me she loves me. She seemed really devastated when I said I don't want a relationship now so I felt I was helping by always being around her since we were really close friends

U should ve drawn d line
There s no need crying over spilled milk
Jst take responsibilty nd dnt think of been a murderer.

Beautiful write up
Good use of English language
Great advice
God bless u Op

D future will decide, I m sure that by then sweeter names will come into existence

None

I love d lil boy
He is cute nd got really beautiful lips

Ohhh nooo


Someone tell me this is nt true
Those eyes

Scofield whyyyyyyyy

Pounding cocoyam

Washing bitterleaf

Wic kin badnews b dis one dis nite Nw I m imagining really strange things
Rip to d dead

Lord Jesus, pls protect me, my family, friends, neighbours nd nlders dis ember month nd beyond, Amen.

I was called *iru samba*, cos of my square shaped face

I love her complexion
Nd those eyes

Lots of pretty faces on nairaland
Waooooo