I ve always sEen her as one
Its nt new

Hmmmmmm
This material, that material everywhere
I ve learnt a lot frm this thread sha

Hia!!!
Ije love

HML sha

57
Oh noooo
Thnk God its jst a joke

0\10

Infact, missing script
Mtchewwwww

adrainuche:


Weve been dating each other for a year and if I show u my bank statement on hw much I send to her and her family for upkeep u won't believe there's no need for me investing where I see no future or someone who doesn't appreciate my time and honestly she doesn't offer me anything I can't get quite literally she always feel because am a bit privileged than her that's y I want to control her .. its better I move on and obviously I won't do LDR again ave learnt I knew it wasn't a good idea I just felt maybe ours could be different but it wasn't perharps may me Di's is my time to rectify my mistake..

But r u vry sure u aren't controlling her cos of ur financial assistance to her

Nairalander01:
This cousin of yours must be really patient, 11 years and yet nothing to show for it; thats how some men end up attracting curses upon themselves.

Later some naija guys will scream ; naija ladies ain't faithful
Mtchewwwwww

adrainuche:


May be am proud no doubt, but I often take excessive caution to keep quiet or resist from opening my mouth however my EX knows when am about to tick she keeps on doing what makes me angry and when I say something then its only a matter of time between we start an arguement, am not proud of my foul mouth I would definTely call and apologize whether we love each other I can't vouch for her, but for all d same I may apologize and move on...

U seem so much in a hurry to move on, e b lyk say u don see anoda flower

Op point of correction, girls take themselves out, my girlfrnds nd I take ourselves out nt jst on special days but often, mind u we r nt lesbians. I wonder wat makes guys think girls can't take themselves out .
However, I think u actually ve trust issues with her, or should I say u dnt trust urself.
And judging frm ur immediate reaction, I dnt think either of u truly loved each other, if both of u loved each other u would ve settled ur differncies immediately.

Plus, y do guys think a girl can't b faithful?

Back to d op, ur foul mouth isn't a nyz thing, u neva jam who get foul mouth pass u nd u seem proud to me.
I rest my case.

ronald4lif:


Iburo ezigbo nwa

Instead you go pray for me to part ways with bossom spirit

That means u r in ur rite senses

So cangrats niggur

ronald4lif:


Hehe if na sweet oranges dey make person blind hmmm I may give loss of sight a thought

Hmmmmm
Congrats on ur new decision

ronald4lif:


Not lubbish good for men's sight

U go soon blind

Lubbish


MtcheWwwww

Sch counsellor---African micheal jackson, cos she always used an entirely different shade of foundation nd powder for her face.
Govt teacher----ihu fanta okpaa coke cos she bleached her face nd forgot her knees nd knuckles. She was also knwn as copy nd paste cos, she copied every topic inside our comprehensive govt txtbk verbatim nd gave it to us as note
Maths mistress----buy ur mathset nd biro(she sold them by herself )
Form Mistress----Fried fish(she had a mini canteen inside her office )
English language teacher----Vocabulary jagajaga (I always had a headache after her class )

I will include others as d spirit leads

Ok
Nxt couple pls

Cutehector4u:
wat? U think I wil chyke u or smth? Oya forget na

Dnt tell me sef
Someone else will

Cutehector4u:
send me a pm den

Cutehector4u:
u really really want to knw?

Yes pls
Dnt keep me waiting

Cutehector4u:
I got a specialty In identifyin ur selling point

Abeg tell me naa

ogaofficer:
lmao. . Mhizij.ay: op hw many times i call u? Op: 10 Yrs. op na olodo

Lol

I ve a vry soft spot for beautiful babies, nd this is one vry cute baby

Beautiful mother too
But that canopy on her head tho

ilotriouzAY:


Permit u to call me a thief

Huh

I love d cake
It looks yummy

Me I no knw sef

Y can't I ve both

Oildichotomy:
And you're Kim?
Hmmm

Hmmmm
Dnt misinterprete me
E b lyk u dey lyk amebo well well

profojah:

Morning...Don't mind all doz niqqur saying you ain't pretty,...you look more beautiful than their gfs...

You just have it in mind that, ProfOjah really loves you more than every other persons

I really dnt mind wat dey say
Even Kim gat haterzz

faceless04:



Please leave my ears oooo, I still need dem to attract another man. Thanks for the advice.

Lmao, that na true sha
Uwc
I wish u d best

profojah:

Yeah dearie...i did that all cos of you...how was your night?

It was fyn
Good mrn.

DDeliverer:


Tough call..

Yea, really tough
Lemme jst chill with my pop corn nd zobo
While I wait for wedding bells

*Draws her ears*
Op Op Op!!!
Hw many tyms I call u
Ten Years
Them use top bond gum u for d relationship shebi
He should go nd get a contract baby maker.
Move on with ur lyf, u deserve better than a man who jst wants a baby making machine