₦airaland Forum

babatawa:
shiiit happens bro.. see the fishBrain wey grab am sef

The radiation from the xray machine don dey affect your medullar oblongater ba? Continue...

majidyusuf:
Mike abeg explain this your statement

Nigeria is more richer than Nigerians! You gat it?

babatawa:
theSpark see ehn the poster above me is a foooooool

Are you alright?

Yay! FTC Noni

"Feeling the gurus in the house"

God bless Nigerians, coz Nigeria is already blessed!

In other news, I dedicate this page to all the cattle rearers, kilishi sellers, and above all, palm wine tappers.

hilsocial:
V hard. If we ve a good security and judiciary system dat is truely independent den we ve hope . But strategically, govt can also provide a system dat prevents corruption . Just like asking how to do u stop cheating in universities. All comes down to the question of is d executive arm of govt really serious with tackling corruption?

Would arresting & jailing people stop corruption? Because, the last time I checked, people still smuggle drugs to Malaysia despite the punishment being a "capital" one

hilsocial:
The problem will hv in NIG ab initio is leakage due to corruption . Printing more naira is risky where dia is corruption cos d money may nt be used to foster production den dat may lead to inflation . Austerity measure is also risky wia dia is corruption too cos little will get to poor. What we need is to tackle corruption which is an economic sabotage , diversify d economy using comparative advantage principle and ensure good taxation esp progresive taxation for now.

Are you an economist?

How do we now fight corruption?

babatawa:
oshey state.minister of stupidity and kolo affairs....

Then you're the permanent secretary....

babatawa:
you don dey turn Nuisance for here o..
we need tie you to tree con flog you.

You must be dreaming in your dream

babatawa:
you don dey turn Nuisance for here o..
we need tie you to tree con flog you.

You never see nuffin! Just pray say make camp open early, if not....

Olanireti:
Morning guys, prospective batch B. OAU, Material science and engineering. Class of 14

You're welcome!
But lemme warn you, beware of Babatawa!

babatawa:
we talkin the same thin here johr, we'll not just be consuming our home made prostitutes we'll also be producing them and in large scale for export...

Na so! Minister for prostitute & other related diseases

babatawa:
we talkin the same thin here johr, we'll not just be consuming our home made prostitutes we'll also be producing them and in large scale for export...

Correct! For your mind you dey propound economic theory be that ba?!? No problem, continue!

babatawa:
to legalize prostitution

Ole! Ashewo! Mama tawa newa do you? Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

babatawa:
Good Morning hilsocial miccoy

....Morning, have you taken ya bath? Common go & brush ya teeth.

erisegun:
am in all for d boiled pomo oooo

Ok. Bring her in! Your reward awaits you

Venom104:
Archi

ok. you're welcome!

Venom104:
Haha.. Me sef dey find sir.. What course?

Economics. you?

Venom104:
Nope.. You wan send me go see your padi GMB?

nope! i saw you in abuja jobs thread ni. so i been wan ask if you gat any job for the boiz

Venom104:
What about that Jemima girl.. shes been MIA too

are you base in Abuja?

House, if you notice, Babatawa has been MIA for like 20hrs now. Not to worry, I team of xray experts has been deployed....and oh! The report reaching us now says that he is okay but having seriuos issue with his xray machine.....it won't scan but keeps comsuming light

chikaodili345:
The secret is to not get caught. Sadly, you've been unlucky. Remember, it's not whether you did it, it's whether someone can prove you did it.

*pleading...* it's devil's hand work!
And if you still wanna press charges, make it after the time table is out.

chikaodili345:
That's theft of intellectual property. Copyright infringement. My lawyer & I will bleed you for every penny you have.

Copyright?!? Intellectual property?!?...for telling jokes? I guess Basketmouth & co would have been behind bars by now.
Am sure after the case the judge would tell the same joke to his children

theSpark:
I know the girl.

You sure?!? she is wanted!...20 dollar worth of boiled pomo for whoever that knows her whereabout

chikaodili345:
The entire thing.

Call your lawyer. Meet me in court.

More....

Miccoy: madam, give me 100 naira rice
Madam: yess....and what?
Miccoy: ...and tie it.

chikaodili345:
I'm 99% sure that you stole this. I saw this on twitter weeks ago.

What?!?! what I stole? The bride or the rice?...the girl that put fish on the rice or the fried fish itself?!?

I went for a wedding last sturday and this girl that sat beside me just casually brought out fried fish from her bag to put on her rice. Wonderful!

shawwal1:
Yeah understood by your explanation but I expected you to have sounded less serious while engaging her cos u knw religion s kinda serious issue in Naija,any way Thnk u.

Ok man.

theSpark:
This debate is very sensitive, controversial and she's the only one. Let's choose something else.

Ok man.

chikaodili345:
I don't want your good news. And I would appreciate it if you stop trying to shove it down my throat.

Chikaodili345, I was just trying to open-up a debate with you. I respect your believe; and I know it's personal.
If you do not like the debate, no problem.

shawwal1:
Must we take everything anyone said serious?no need for all this crap seriously!believing or non believing in a supreme being is something personal. Don't judge no being.

I was only trying to open-up a debate with her.
It's kind of, " atheists vs those who believe in God". Do not get me wrong; it's purely academical;....just a debate!

Anyway, nice write up there!