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CrimeRe: Teen Masturbated 56 Times Straight Before Dying Of Heart Attack by Michael8026: 10:02pm On Sep 23, 2019
O ti Di Five alive
LiteratureRe: Craziest Things You Do In Influnce Of Weed. by Michael8026: 11:14am On Jun 25, 2019
grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Continuation Of My Madam And I(from Family Group And Sexuality). by Michael8026: 7:44pm On May 21, 2019
Great job boss.... More Ink to your pen
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Nairaland GeneralRe: 23years Old Chibok Girl Graduated From American University by Michael8026: 2:05pm On May 19, 2019
Wow
CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi Speaks – Yahoo Boys Are Stingy, They Never Help Artistes by Michael8026: 2:02pm On May 19, 2019
Na your problem be that angry
PhonesCbs Blue Slate For Sale 500omah 1gb 16gb by Michael8026(op): 5:46pm On Jan 31, 2019
its working perfectly just selling it because of the need to raise cash

mobile tablet 8"
supports sim card
supports memory card
16gb ROM
1gb RAM
5000MAH battery

price - 20k. Negotiable to an Extent

whatsapp. 08095821140

PhonesUsed Cbc Blue Slate Tablet by Michael8026(op): 2:53pm On Nov 13, 2018
8.5 inches
1gb RAM
16gb ROM
5000MAH battery
Uses sim card normal size but only single sim
Location Lagos
Price 20k negotiable

08095821140 whatsapp or call

Science/TechnologyThings You Should Never Type On Google by Michael8026(op): 2:04pm On Nov 13, 2018
It is quite easy to spiral down a dark hole when it comes to searching for things on Google, but there is a need for you to skip certain keywords to stay out of trouble. Here are five things you should never search in Google, if you are keen about Internet safety.

Skin conditions
Wondering what that new blemish on your face is? Avoid checking “round, reddish mole” on Google. It will only bring you a whole lot of information and images that relay some pretty disgusting things.
Instead, make an appointment with a dermatologist to get the best information and treatment available for the condition you’re suffering from.

Worms
If you are looking for the best worms to populate your garden, you will have to be VERY specific with your Google search, otherwise, you’re going to get back some creepy, crawly and totally disturbing images and information.

Any Thing You Don’t Want To See On Internet Ads
It could be that you want to search about something related to diaper rash and an ointment to alleviate it, but the minute you Google it, be ready for what you didn’t bargain for.
Chances are, every time you open up a page online, there will be an ad for said diaper rash ointment for weeks to come.

Anything That’s Going To Embarrass You
We all have embarrassing inquiries, but if you’re concerned that some of those things you want to know could be used against you, say, in a political race, then it’s best not to search Google for it!
Even if you permanently delete your search, you’re out of luck. Some computer wizards are able to gather the online habits of people without their knowledge, as well as the private web history of prominent public figures, including judges and politicians.
Besides that, you really don’t want ads popping up for those embarrassing inquiries, especially when you are surfing the net; and your boss or loved one is lurking over your shoulder.

Anything Incriminating
If it’s against the law, you’re probably not going to want to Google it—especially considering what the security experts can do. It is now a common occurrence for computers to be analyzed along with telephones and for all social media to be interrogated.
It is almost commonplace for there to be reference to at least one of these in any serious trial.

CelebritiesComedian Teju Babyface Speaks About Having Twins After Years Of Marriage by Michael8026(op): 1:39pm On Nov 13, 2018
While speaking in an interview with PUNCH, Nollywood actor and comedian, Teju Oyelakin, popularly known as Teju Babyface, opens up on finally having babies after years of marriage, and also shared his fatherhood experience.

Here are excerpts from the chat;
Congrats on the birth of your twins. Tell us about the journey before they arrived.
It wasn’t the easiest thing as no one ever really expects to get married and not have children when they want them. During our waiting period, it occurred to me that before I got married, I had never thought that having kids could be a challenge. Then I started to think of what I might have done differently if I had actually imagined it back then.
When I got into it, my foremost thought was that God would get me out of it. There were days when we just went with the flow of things and believed in God’s time and other days were low days. I felt like I was getting older and wanted the situation to be over. Really, people get married because they love themselves, not just to have children. However, these thoughts only come when one is feeling strong. When the days are low, other sentiments begin to creep in.


Did you, at any point, feel like giving up?
After just five years? Of course not! There are people who have been married for more years than us and have been waiting all the while. I actually consider us lucky to have had our kids after six years. People didn’t even realise that it had been that long when I posted it on social media. Definitely, it’s tough but people have been and are still waiting for 15 years and more. You must be hopeful with every passing day.
What was your reaction when you found out that you were having a baby?
I cried and she cried. Honestly, it was a crying party. There’s a saying that every new level brings a new devil. When you get what you have always wanted and are just about to really enjoy it, there’s another devil in the detail. Before I could bask in my ecstasy when I found out, I started to think ahead and pray for the pregnancy to hold full-term. For almost nine months, there were thoughts and prayers in advance. It’s at that point that you start to pay attention to those stories of people who didn’t carry to full-term or those who lost their baby at infancy and so on.
How do you balance work and the twins?
It depends on how you see it. A wise man once told me that there are three indices on which a man will be judged – your relationship with God, that with your family and with your work – in that order. Work always comes after family and that’s how it is. If there’s ever a clash between work and family, family should come first.


Was there ever an issue with family and pressure?
My family is exposed and learned. There was no pressure from them because they are very loving.
Do you have plans to have more kids?
That’s up to God. I personally want one more but my wife does not even want to hear about that. When I bring it up, she looks at me like I am unwell. However, I’m grateful for what I have.
What has fatherhood changed about you?
I can’t believe I am as fortunate to receive a boy and a girl at once after the wait. That’s a fairytale. And they arrived before I turned 40. I was always afraid to turn 40 without having kids. I am a progressive thinking person who thinks outside the box and shuns age-old traditions that say one must do certain things by a certain age. However, I believe strongly that life does begin at 40 and for that, nothing else mattered to me personally than having a kid before 40. Fatherhood made me very grateful.
What was your childhood ambition?
As a kid, I wanted to become a pilot but I hated physics and the sciences in general, so I threw the idea away. Then, over time, I realised I loved Richard Mofe-Damijo and wanted to be like him, hence my decision to become an actor. My acting career was quite funny because from my first movie, I went straight to the top and there was nowhere else to cliclimb. I then had to look for something else, and that was comedy. With comedy, I had to start from the bottom and work my way to the top; so, there was a height to aim for.

SportsAhmed Musa Scored His First Hat Trick For His New Club by Michael8026(op): 1:31pm On Nov 13, 2018
Ahmed Musa scored a hat-trick as Al Nassr hammered Al Quadisiya 3-0 in their league meeting.
The Nigeria international has left a statement for opposition in the Saudi league with his goalscoring prowess.
Musa broke the deadlock after benefitting from Abderrazak Hamdallah's assist in the 21st minute before doubling the lead four minutes before the interval.
In the second half, the 25-year-old linked up with Nordin Amrabat for his third goal at the Prince Saud bin Jalawi Stadium in Khobar.
Following the triumph, the former Leicester City and CSKA Moscow attacker expressed his delight at getting the matchball.
'Great team work!Thankful to my teammates to get the away victory and happy to get my first hat trick for the club!" he posted.
on social media.
The win leaves the Knights of Najd unmoved at the summit of top-flight table with nine points from three games. Al Nassr host Al Taawon at the King Fahd Stadium for their next league fixture on September 24.

FashionRe: The Most Expensive Bra In The World Costs N5 Billion! by Michael8026: 8:01pm On Nov 12, 2018
Kuku kill me
WebmastersRe: In Need Of An USA Number by Michael8026: 2:53am On Oct 04, 2018
dgen2soul:
Hi rummplease am in need of an USA number here in Nigeria and I don't know how to go about it
whatsapp 08095821140.....I guess I should be able to help
FoodRe: Five Facts You Should Know About Eggs by Michael8026: 2:52am On Oct 04, 2018
Born2Breed:
How many eggs should an adult eat per day?
1 (one) I guess
RomanceRe: Woman Sues Her Parents For Her Ugliness by Michael8026: 7:06am On Oct 02, 2018
princenaira:
In what will come across as a really shocking development, a woman has sued her own parents because she blames them for being unattractive.

Annabelle Jefferson, a 44-year-old American woman from California is suing her own parents, Robert Jefferson, 82, and Ruby Jefferson, 76 for $2 million because she blames them for her ‘ugly genes.’
According to her, she blams her parents for her ‘unpleasant physical features which she claims is the reason for being divorced three times, saying that it has led her to a succession of depressions and psychological troubles
“Both of my parents are so damn ugly, it is simply cruel to have had kids. There is no way they should have been allowed to reproduce themselves”
Speaking about her first divorce, Annabelle Jefferson said that her husband told the judge during their divorce hearing that he gets nauseous early in the morning whenever he looks at her face


“During my first divorce, my ex-husband told the judge that every morning he saw my face, he felt nauseous and often had to run to the bathroom and puke”
On her last husband, she said; My last husband was technically blind but regained 40% of his sight after a successful eye surgery. He divorced me the next week”
The 44-year-old plans on starting an association for people who have had similar problems and who wish to sue their ‘ugly parents.’
She also hopes to lobby the state department in the near future to pass legislation on banning people who don’t meet decent beauty or aesthetic criteria to be sterilized or not to be allowed to give birth so as to prevent others from suffering as much as she did

Read more: http://www.informationng.com/2017/08/woman-sues-parents-ugly-photos.html
lol
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Lied About Her Billionaire Baby Daddy-kemi Olunloyo by Michael8026: 7:40pm On Sep 24, 2018
sad
SportsRe: N'golo Kante Eats Rice & Curry, Plays FIFA At Fan's House In London (Photos) by Michael8026: 3:26pm On Sep 18, 2018
eezeribe:
N'golo Kante has to be humble in life... He doesn't really have a choice, at least based on physical looks....
muhfucka ni baba e
Foreign AffairsRe: BREAKING: Russian Military Plane With 14 On Board Suddenly Disappears by Michael8026: 3:02pm On Sep 18, 2018
ehya
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Got Injured After She Fought With Nicki Minaj (photos And Videos) by Michael8026: 1:29pm On Sep 08, 2018
hmmn
RomanceRe: Pastor Stops Wedding Over Bridesmaid Tweaking [ Video ] by Michael8026: 9:46pm On Aug 31, 2018
End time bridesmaid
PhonesRe: Phone Technology Acronyms That You Probably Did Not Know by Michael8026: 9:42pm On Aug 31, 2018
grin
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Diva Celebrates Birthday With Less Privileged Ones (photos by Michael8026: 11:31pm On Aug 30, 2018
I no even sabi her sef
RomanceRe: Rhian Sugden Offered £250k By Russian Man To Spend The Night With Him by Michael8026: 10:28am On Aug 27, 2018
hmmn
CelebritiesRe: “i’m Not A Church Goer” – Nigerian Blogger Linda Ikeji Reveals by Michael8026: 10:26am On Aug 27, 2018
lol
CrimeRe: Missing Girl Elo Ogidi Who Disappeared In Church Has Been Found! by Michael8026: 9:26pm On Aug 24, 2018
grin
HealthRe: Cotton Buds - Why You Must Not Use Them & Full Body Check-up - Why It Is A Must? by Michael8026: 12:04pm On Aug 24, 2018
hmmn
CrimeRe: Man Wrestles, Kills Python Trying To Swallow Daughter (pix) by Michael8026: 12:00pm On Aug 24, 2018
yeh!! snakes everywhere dis days

mad adrenaline when you see your loved ones in danger
FamilyRe: Tope Mark-Odigie: Your Husband Has Right To Do Whatever He Wants With Your Body by Michael8026: 11:59am On Aug 24, 2018
we know
CelebritiesRe: Veteran Nollywood Actor, Chike Osuji Is Dead by Michael8026: 9:33am On Aug 24, 2018
RIP
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael, Davido And Other Celebrity Cultist Pose For A Selfie (photos) by Michael8026: 9:32am On Aug 24, 2018
see them
CrimeRe: Residents Kill Python That Swallowed Goat by Michael8026: 9:29am On Aug 24, 2018
eh! eh!

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