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RomanceRe: How To Smoke Weed by Micheal56: 7:41pm On May 31, 2023
nerdfrost:
Weed is the best gift from nature......non smokers won't understand cheesy grin if weed was legalized in this country.....you'll be surprised at the amount of stoners....say no to hard drugs..... inhale nature cheesy cheesy.....Funny thing is I don't drink but weed cheesy cheesy
Bro dem go stil legalize am
I say next 10yrs to 20yrs majority of people mak go Dey national house Na weed smokers dem go be
Dem need am for relaxation
RomanceRe: God Please I Don Stake Again by Micheal56: 7:37pm On May 31, 2023
davillian:
I love it when people stake with what they can afford to loose .....
I don chop bet9ja more than a million naira and my total stakes is not up to 20k in a space of 4 years
Na because say u no carry am as business
Some people are jobless gamblers
FamilyRe: Should I Meet Her Biological Father Before Paying Bride-Price To Her Step-father by Micheal56: 6:04pm On May 31, 2023
manfronthesky:
Go and see the Father and hear from his side also. There was a man whose wife absconded with their children simply because he reprimanded her for her continues infidelity. The woman died of full blown AIDS. To tell how bad the woman was. before her death, she poisoned the mind of their children so much and planted deep hate to their father in their mind. None of them regard him as anything in their lives. They did not carry him along in anything family neither did they allowed any other person to involve him in all matters concerning their lives
Una can talk rubbish
Read story well
Impregnated and run another man adopted her
So if I adopt ur child at a very tender age when is time for marriage u go Dey come
Watin u won come do
FamilyRe: Should I Meet Her Biological Father Before Paying Bride-Price To Her Step-father by Micheal56: 6:01pm On May 31, 2023
Octopusssy:
Keep meddling in what doesn't concern you, you hear? You want to meddle in old family drama despite your fiancee's wish that you accord her stepfather his fatherly dues. Don't start what you cannot finish. You'll only end up hurting the ones you care about and stirring unnecessary drama in a family you're yet to be admitted into.
Bro calm down
Let's be realistic
Watin the man Dey do mak he no fit take care of he pikin ?
Watin won mak am regret ?
Life no be nollywood
He will only regret if the man is rich and have connections all over the world
FamilyRe: What Are The Benefit Of Smoking Weed by Micheal56(op): 5:51pm On May 31, 2023
Jovialjune1:
Most females are not like your mother.
Lol 😂
No be fight Na
Na so u hate smoker 🙃
No worry u go born responsible smoker
RomanceRe: I Do Not Know Why I Dislike Girls That Use Slangs Language by Micheal56(op): 3:59pm On May 31, 2023
illicit:
Using slang is not all about agbero

It's a lingua that some people grew up with
Na lie bro
Where can u learn bad language in ikoyi or banana island
A den of CEO's
RomanceRe: I Do Not Know Why I Dislike Girls That Use Slangs Language by Micheal56(op): 3:39pm On May 31, 2023
illicit:
U can't date a girl from South south niyen.... undecided
No be all
South south no be den of agbero
RomanceRe: I Feel Like Such A Loser by Micheal56: 3:38pm On May 31, 2023
Ilamina:
cry

I am so cursed
Watin happen and why in romance section
RomanceRe: I Do Not Know Why I Dislike Girls That Use Slangs Language by Micheal56(op): 1:03pm On May 31, 2023
neonly:
99.9% of girls dat use slangs belong to d street
Abeg u don talk am finish
Who go happy say he daughter Dey use slangs
RomanceRe: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by Micheal56(op): 1:01pm On May 31, 2023
NoahHadNoArk:
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My nanny.

Her Pussy was the first bushy cùnt I ever saw.

So I in my innocence spilt the beans to my mom who duly beat the house-help blue black before sending her packing.

Needless to say, I felt miserable and guilty over the entire episode like it was my fault.


So in comes the next house-help and she continues from were the other stopped and since I didn’t want her to receive the same treatment as the first, I kept mute and let her have a field day.

It was always the same script, the rest of my siblings will be sleeping, she calls me over, strips me down, rubs saliva on her veejay, asks me to climb Ontop, and one way or the other she gets her pleasure and some sort of achievement.

I was 5, and knew absolutely nothing about what was going on.

That episode rubbed me of my innocence and taught me stuffs I never knew. So I duly spread the message by doing same to my neighbors kids and classmates in my age and that led to an explosion in the world of fornication 🤣


Any child my age who kept his or her virginity till 12 was considered an alien😂😂😂

As a result, there were no aliens around us cos aliens are forbidden.


My peace I leave you all😁

PS

I dedicate this ftc to all Nigerians suffering as a result of the current hike in petroleum products, God has heard your cries😭, things will turn out for your good. Hold on
Lol 😂
Most of those gals no disflower well
Na bros for area go help dem wide am
RomanceRe: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by Micheal56(op): 1:00pm On May 31, 2023
Daniel7543:
Na mama and papa play wey I play when I dey 10 years old. I sample the girl kpekus well.
Lol
The gal go still be virgin then
RomanceRe: I Do Not Know Why I Dislike Girls That Use Slangs Language by Micheal56(op): 12:45pm On May 31, 2023
CondenseMilk:
Girls from rich homes likes pidgin very well sef. You speak pidgin pass davido?
I no say pidgin I say bad language (Slangs)
RomanceLet Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by Micheal56(op): 12:39pm On May 31, 2023
My first sex was outdoor
I was 17 or 18 then
The gal Dey very Hot we been Dey talk she carry me go one corner babe we begin kiss the next thing babe Dey pull pant
RomanceRe: I Do Not Know Why I Dislike Girls That Use Slangs Language by Micheal56(op): 12:36pm On May 31, 2023
CondenseMilk:
Nigerian girls that speaks only English can lie for Africa. When they see white dem go tell you say na red.

They are full of fakeness
Na lie bro
Try dating gals from rich homes
RomanceRe: I Do Not Know Why I Dislike Girls That Use Slangs Language by Micheal56(op): 12:32pm On May 31, 2023
CondenseMilk:
Omo those are my types of girls o.

I love girls that speaks pidgin and native language very well, this is because they are immune to fake life.
Because u too Na village boy
RomanceI Do Not Know Why I Dislike Girls That Use Slangs Language by Micheal56(op): 12:13pm On May 31, 2023
Girls please always remember little attitude ruin stuff
Speak 🗣 good English and forget about bad word if u no fit speak English simple pidgin is Okay no guy will take a girl that speak slangs seriously 😳
Know this ✔️
FamilyRe: Should I Meet Her Biological Father Before Paying Bride-Price To Her Step-father by Micheal56: 12:08pm On May 31, 2023
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin

What is your concern with the sperm donor that contributed to her biology when she has presented you with her dad who raised her? Orisirisi! Are you sure you're soundly ready for marriage? It is for people who are really grown up o grin

You should have asked for all her mom's ex boyfriends too fa grin
I tire for am
Me Dey vex as I Dey here because of this post
Do u know how many Nigerians are ready to change surname if they see someone to love and cater for them ?
PoliticsRe: Meet The Official Photographer To The President Of Nigeria, Bola Tinubu. PHOTOS by Micheal56: 12:04pm On May 31, 2023
If na some people dem go say mak he go barb hair because they be obedient citizen
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Congratulates Chinonso Eche And Victor Kipo On Guinness World Records by Micheal56: 11:50am On May 31, 2023
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FamilyRe: What Are The Benefit Of Smoking Weed by Micheal56(op): 11:45am On May 31, 2023
Jovialjune1:
Ignorant people like you are the ones who think everybody takes sugar daily.
Lol 😆
Only God know the kind nonsense mak u Dey feed children around u with in the name of advice
One man ones told me if u smoke weed u won't have money when I was young now am richer 💯 in asset and everything
FamilyRe: What Are The Benefit Of Smoking Weed by Micheal56(op): 11:43am On May 31, 2023
Jovialjune1:
You can lie to yourself, that's your problem, but we all know most guys smoking weed in this part of the world are not doing it for medicinal purpose, they abuse it.
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Every human being get watin dem Dey think
The mind is not a show glass for you to see
Some people are going through pain of their love one they lost which turn them to beast
FamilyRe: What Are The Benefit Of Smoking Weed by Micheal56(op): 11:40am On May 31, 2023
Jovialjune1:
You smoking doesn't also mean you will live long, would it hurt you if you live healthy?
Lol 😂
People say things out of ignorance
Marijuana is more healthy than your daily sugar intake
FamilyRe: What Are The Benefit Of Smoking Weed by Micheal56(op): 11:39am On May 31, 2023
I actually beleive marijuana is medicinal and doesn't kill while cigarette 🚬 kills
FamilyRe: What Are The Benefit Of Smoking Weed by Micheal56(op): 11:37am On May 31, 2023
Jovialjune1:
My poison is to live a healthy fulfilled life and die happy, rather than suffer bad health i knowingly caused for myself then die miserably.
Don't say so
You not smoking doesn't mean u will live long
RomanceRe: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Micheal56: 11:33am On May 31, 2023
Road to destruction
HealthRe: Unprotected MouthAction With Olosho! Please Help! by Micheal56: 11:31am On May 31, 2023
Can mouth action lead to HIV
Ask google Na the only help be that and go hospital for check
Stop the panic
It might be other sexual transmitted diseases that can be contacted
FamilyRe: Should I Meet Her Biological Father Before Paying Bride-Price To Her Step-father by Micheal56: 11:21am On May 31, 2023
If am the gal I can hate u for this ur I too know attitude
Bro if u have anything to give Abeg give to the foster father good people need to be appreciated
The father never beleive any event like this will happen in the future
Indirectly she no beleive say the gal go be somebody
FamilyRe: Should I Meet Her Biological Father Before Paying Bride-Price To Her Step-father by Micheal56: 11:17am On May 31, 2023
MetaBroadband:
I'm so sorry Ma, this is not the reason for this post. Yesterday we spoke she said the man is aware, that he does not have issues with it.

So why can't I meet this man as well if truly the man is aware that she's getting married?

Secondly, if they are in good terms then it should have been proper for me to meet him too.

I've seen and heard marriages like this that later required some attention in the future because of a step that was skipped in the past. So get this clear, this is not a fiction to castigate women.
Bro do u understand been abandon?
He be like say u na very good human
How can you reap what you don't sow
You can buy the biological father car if u choose to that ur business
FamilyRe: Should I Meet Her Biological Father Before Paying Bride-Price To Her Step-father by Micheal56: 11:13am On May 31, 2023
If u see the biological father bro u actually disrespect the man that raised her up
Bro think of it
What about if the foster father would have abandon the gal same as biological father do u think you will have a beautiful wife to marry today
Think of it
FamilyRe: Should I Meet Her Biological Father Before Paying Bride-Price To Her Step-father by Micheal56: 11:01am On May 31, 2023
MetaBroadband:
And what if your biological father was deprived of that privilege and responsibility either voluntarily or involuntarily?

Do you think it would be just to keep on denying a man of his own blood?

Don't you think that when she's up against the tradition that it would now become my business?
The world is far modernize than what you think
Most of our grandfathers called who raised them father and not their biological father because there was no DNA then
HealthRe: Small Lump On My Neck by Micheal56: 10:42am On May 31, 2023
eddynaira125:
Buy sharp razor take cut d nonsense, make sure say Mentholated spirit and cotton wool dey close to you


Then fortified your system with ampiclox beecham to prevent further growth

But if you be Diabetes patient run from my advice o
He no actually need to cut it off
Mak he jus injure am
Press out the bad blood

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