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Hausa: AS WE APPROACH VALENTINE'S DAY, heres an
IMPORTANT NOTICE!
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Why would a girl who claim to love you send u:
☑Boxers and expect a BB ?
☑ A tie and expect Brazilian hair?
☑ Singlet and expect iPAD2
☑ Cufflinks and expect Black berry porsche
☑ Nothing at all and expect an expensive dinner @ KFC
☑ Pay her school fees and she is on her period three times a month yet we preach gender equality....
As a result of d observable injustice and inequality,
Τђe Boyfriends Association of Africa (BAA) in its 17th annual general meeting held yesterday at d Federal secretariat Abuja, has concluded, that it should be on a Trade by Barter(TB) basis. Hence, the format for this feb 14th coming in d next 16 days will be:
☑A singlet= Brassier.
☑A boxers= Pant (G-string, throng or Patanla).
☑A roll on= Perfume.
☑Cuff-links= Rubber band to tie her hair.
☑If she shows up at ur door empty handed, switch off your cable, tune to NTA for her to watch. ☑If she gives u flowers, give her mango leaf (afterall,d two are gotten from trees).
☑If she come for a dinner without money, take her to night vigil.
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The above statement has been signed by d president of d association and forwarded to all concerned bodies, especially to the senate committee on relationship and conflict resolution as our exchange rate this feb 14th.
We in honour of d above resolution, hereby suspend our lingering three weeks strike and use d opportunity to urge our loving girlfriends to prepare for d lovers day.
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Signed:
Chairman BAA!
PS......If you are married, this doesn't apply to you and your spouse because you are all expected to have an understanding.
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thanks

Lickingleks: dnt boda ur head jare. B.sc or B.A, dey av d same value. Tho, i must say dat 4 pol.sci, i tink b.sc is mre apropriate

Yhemit: guys i need ur comment,is it correct 'B.A' i think is 'bsc'

Adex097: LIVING FOR OTHERS IS THE
RULE OF NATURE! Nothing in the nature lives for
itself:
Rivers don't drink their own water
Trees don't eat their own fruit
Sun doesn't give heat for itself
Moon doesn't ever go on
honeymoon
Flowers don't spread fragrance
for themselves.......pray 4 dose still awaiting their admission, dis's d time they need u more!!!

massmedia: Na we temilade boiz sure pass o
up blok D
av u heard 4rm Abobi??

Dollypea50: The closest hostel to Awo hall in p.d is Temilade hostel. Oda hostels re unknwn

biggiesoft: 4 ur mind...also an x-pdite 2012 adedire hostel..cmp elect/elect

massmedia: Am an ex-pdite 2012 set...i rep Temilade hostel na we b d awo hall for oau pd.......

greatgeo: Na wao some guys wicked o kai how do you expect her to feel after introducting her as your real girlfriend?

rokiatu: A brand new car.

miss law: hannnn

miss law: hannnn

miss law: wel nt me

miss law: wel nt me

Yhemit: #£# we are going to 300......

humbleboyy: I'm a nigerian and from the original part of nigeria (SOUTH)•

Yhemit: Folks try nd watch today match o,b'coz victor moses is going play lyk messi....
_abt the hostel problem,my ppl don't worry at all.space dey every hostel....e.g common room,cafe,basement flood syd,motion ground,readn rum sef....many i can't mention.

gloatkenf: YEAH BUT MOSTLY INTO WRITING E.G POEM E.T.C... THANKS.

jayjam: IS THERE ANYONE THINKING ASUCH;THIS SHOULDN'T BE VIEWED AS BEEN GARRULOUS OR EXTROVERTIBLE AND ASUCH SHOULD NOT BE TREATED AS A RHETORIC.WE ARE SCHEDULED TO BEGIN REG.AFTER RESUMPTION WHICH HAS BEEN SLATED FOR MARCH 4,WE AINT GONNA BE ALLOWED INTO THE HALL OF RESIDENCES,WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SLEEP?(FOR A WEEK IN EXCESS)ARE WE REALLY GOING TO START REG.AFTER MARCH 4?WOULD THE EPORTAL BE UPDATED BEFORE MIDFEB.?WHEN ARE WE COMING INTO THE HOSTELS THEN?they are just too sancrosantory a question,not mandatory though?

TOSIN ACCA: This must be an auto-biography... a personal confession straight from the horse's mouth.
NB: AIDS,STIs,STDs.etc ARE REAL.

ItsModella: ndi ala, ndi ala
le le, lekwa ha
ha cho iri, ha cho iri
ghost mode, dem no go see us

skysol: PLS NO HARM MENT::::DA VALENTINE nonii......la valentine la bois la gals.....la sex la pregnant...la run away da boiz....la babies b bastard...no harm oo...am onli sayin w@ wil happen n lag..ajegunle 4 d@ mata nonii

gloatkenf: [b]Wrap this...
Bleep piece but peace...

Piece of shit this world is
Just now hopping in my ears
Are Guns and Roses
Babes come out of there mamas' sacks
Aye the doctors are quiet at the lone entrance
With a must give slap at the back to awaken us
From the stony sopor in their wombs
Now we're with kinds of aims 'n' objectives
To always ace
Through out our fucking life times
Therein damn it, I can't punch out a piece of peace
A world called piece of shit this is
Here you Bleep your missus for hours
But later send her four points downwards
To 'em calabashes to admixture for manifold dollars
So also a vis-a-vis
Yes, yeah, for only nothing last long in this cosmos
Aren't we all comers?
Munch this tasty tidings you funny fiends
And thee dear friendly friends for they would always
Say comers are goers
Believe me peepers
In this pultrid process
Only the Papa of love could safe 'n save us
Sincerely yours
I am G. Jodekss
Just another black ass that's a racer in the selfsame ending endless race
Bleep pieces but aye to plenty perhaps pieces of peace
For here sufficient enough is
Nonsense...[/b]

skysol: Do u knw d@ OAU is d 1st skul/among d 1st skuls 2 wryt pume 2012/2013 nd nw d very last to resume......prof. Tale Amole....do i sae its maladministration?...even sef NUGA is yet 2 begin...w@ a nyce stayin @ hum....n nw i v almost impreginatd som1 ehnn