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RomanceHow To Make Her Get In Bed With You. Always Works by Michealoguns(op): 10:24pm On Jun 26, 2016
Was chatting on palmchat and we kept arguing which trick work the best to get her in your bed

My one and only trick and it opens all doors,makes all knees bend, makes the ugly, handsome and pretty
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

TRIED it over and over again, it works.
If you don't believe, drop your own suggestions
RomanceHow To Get Free From An Obsessed Person(important) by Michealoguns(op): 8:20am On Jun 23, 2016
Recently I read about a girl on palmchat who is obsessed with a married man and she is desperate to get him, even if it means using juju or she kills him and herself. So I decided to help people protect themselves from crazy obsessed people.

This points are suggested by a professional but are still subject to review

People who have the tendency to be obsessive really need to rethink the person they are. If you are in a relationship with an obsessive person, you really should leave them and I mean now! Obsessive people can be turn violent, as they believe that using fear is the easiest way to control the person they are supposed to love. Obsessive people are dangerous and should be, avoided at all costs.

Still, many young people lack the people skills to recognize an obsessive person quickly enough. Truthfully, there is only one way to determine if the person you are with is obsessive, break up with them. Seriously! Tell your loved one you need afew days to decide if being in a relationship with them is what you really want.

If the person you are dating is patient and gives you, your space for that few days then you’ve found a good person to be with. However, if they start texting you and pulling on you, then they have proven that they are obsessive and more concerned with their needs than they are of yours.

Obsessive people only think they are in love with you when in fact, they are more in love with the idea they have created of you. Therefore, your relationship with them is, based on a fantasy and has no basis in reality, making the relationship plastic in nature.

If you already know the person you are with, is obsessive but are afraid to leave them you need to realize that you do have options starting with these first two options. Either you can leave on your own free will, or you can leave feet first. The choice is yours and I hope that your will to live is stronger than that.

There are battered women’s shelters where you will be safe. Get a restraining order. The restraining order, itself, might seem pretty, useless but trust me, it is still a good idea to get one. By federal law, if a person has a restraining order or a domestic violence charge against them, they are, not allowed to buy a firearm or be in possession of one. If your boyfriend or husband has a firearm, be sure to let the police know when you file for the restraining order.

In some cases, I have seen where going to stay with cousins that live far away has proven to work. Make sure you alert thepolice and sheriff’s department to restraining order and provide them with a good picture of the person the order is against, wherever you decide to go

Don't keep quiet, talk
Cc lalasticlala

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Spain Vs Turkey EURO 2016... LIVE 8PM by Michealoguns(op): 6:54pm On Jun 17, 2016
Follow update live on palmchat and predict and win

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Predict The Winner Between Spain Vs Turkey And Get 165k..live by Michealoguns(op): 5:33pm On Jun 17, 2016
It's been on going now on palmchat has I won the France vs Albania game, now I wish I get another during this game, loving the Euro 2016

SportsHow To Win 165k By Watching Spain Vs Turkey(photos) by Michealoguns(op): 10:05pm On Jun 16, 2016
This is how I won airtime by predicting right score for England vs Wales, now palmchat is still giving airtime

SportsEngland Showed Bale How It's Done-rooney(photos) by Michealoguns(op): 9:55pm On Jun 16, 2016
England left it late to overcome Wales, but Wayne Rooney felt the nature of the win underlined the strength in depth in Roy Hodgson's Euro 2016 squad.

Having fallen behind to Gareth Bale's first-half free-kick in Lens, substitutes Jamie Vardy and Daniel Sturridge struck back to take England top of Group B.

And while Rooney hinted at some negatives in the display, he lauded the array of options at Hodgson's disposal.

"First half we did okay, but have to move the ball quicker," Rooney told BBC Sport.

"The manager made some positive changes and it paid off for us. We kept the ball well and kept probing and got the goal in the end.

"We know as a group of players we are not just an 11-man team, we have a full squad here and it shows just what a good squad we have.

"It was a great feeling to win the game like we did, it will almost qualify us now and we have to win the game on Monday [against Slovakia].

"It was a great win, but a fully deserved one."

In England's desperate attempts to find a late winner, Hodgson brought on Rooney's 18-year-old Manchester United team-mate Marcus Rashford and the England captain added: "Marcus will be delighted.

"I am really pleased for him. I think it was 112 days ago he made his debut for Manchester United and now he is playing on the biggest stage so I am really pleased for him."

RomanceRe: What Meal/food Best Describe Your EX???? See Comments(photos) by Michealoguns(m): 6:59pm On Jun 09, 2016
Them too much, rice and beans, garri and ice water with fried meat, coke and golden morn
RomanceWould You Watch Porn Or See A Psychologist To Improve Sex Life by Michealoguns(op): 10:17pm On May 30, 2016
My gees and me have been deliberating on this issue, my Friend said his bae complained about my guys sex performance and skills, so I told him to see a doctor preferably a psychologist. This morning while chatting with him on palmchat he said someone advised him to watch more porn, am like "what the heck is that?" Please is that a cool advice?
RomanceRe: Guys,would You Bang This Booty Despite Her Face For 100k? Jizuz Krist (photos) by Michealoguns(m): 10:05pm On May 30, 2016
Trustdee:
How is this two image related ? ( fair and dark skin ) Explain ?
Guess he meant, if the girl had a wacky face but great booty
PoliticsRe: Did Buhari Actually Waste 369days In Office? Photos by Michealoguns(op): 8:00pm On May 29, 2016
kITATITA:
Why not use your brains to create employment instead of dying to get into organizations created by those who use their brains. Did Buhari steal yours?
Nigerians are lazy at constructive thinking and lack implementive innovations
PoliticsDid Buhari Actually Waste 369days In Office? Photos by Michealoguns(op): 6:39pm On May 29, 2016
The human mind acknowledge that at every stage in life, change is needed, the big problem is no one wants real change.
Poverty and greed is our mentality in Nigeria, we Nigerians are also very lazy at thinking.
We also like looking for reasons for our downfalls or mistakes.
An average Nigerian doesn't want to accept the fact that he needs to work to eat, they believe in small work big pay. That's why our country isn't moving ahead.
We all dream big and dream large, but we forget that to actualize a dream one must wake up and act.
Businessmen are greedy and selfish, they want to spend less and make huge profits.
They import less quality and sell at prices of quality. They use their staffs like slaves yet pay peanuts.
We know the government is slow or rather a non thinking, less proactive one but the question is- As a Nigerian have you improved your moral standard of doing what you want others to do to you,have you tried thinking and create than complain, have you Passed on good morals of hardworking and diligence to the youth,have you improved your skills and knowledge to better your life and family?
So if buhari wasted 369days in office, what did you do to improve yourself, your community, state?
Buhari has integrity but lacks some intelligence.

Curled from thinkers on palmchat


Cc lalasticlala, tonyebarcanista

PoliticsWho Is Deceiving Who.. FG Or Buhari? So Sad by Michealoguns(op): 7:00pm On May 26, 2016
They said the we are broke, they said the refineries are bad, they said gas is causing irregular light, they said This, they said that, yet the crazy salary of the senator's and reps is still on, yet dey travel with crazy entourage expenses, yet they still have expensive lifestyle. They campaign servitude yet they rules like Kings. They operate like they are doing the people a favour, they claim "this is what I did, dis is what I brought" as if they are helping or doing a favor. Do get accreditation for doing your job?
They love taking pictures, making announcement than actually working. This administration owes the people blueprints of things they want to do instead of keeping people in the dark. Who is fooling who?

RomanceHow I Was Seduced By Dad's Dry Cleaner. (photos) by Michealoguns(op): 6:39pm On May 26, 2016
A gist I got from a friend on palmchat, guys are not smiling when it comes to sex anymore.

A palmchat friend sent me a story of a girl who is jus 16 who got pregnant, she said her dad's dry cleaner is responsible. He seduced her by trickery. He said her dad's cloths were ready and he was a little bit down. So she was asked to retrieve the clothes. She got there and realized he was healthy only for him to pin her down and start massaging her nipples, he used a small cloth to choke her noise, she got turned on and got weakened. She was deeply entered and he cum inside her, I wish her quick recovery,

RomanceQuickie Or Full Sex, Which And Where Do You Prefer? by Michealoguns(op): 10:36pm On May 17, 2016
Time is expensive now, in fact no time to check time, but yet we love to cum, a poll is on, palmchat, which and where do you prefer?

RomanceRe: Qualities To Attract A High Calibar Man by Michealoguns(m): 9:55pm On May 17, 2016
Am lost
RomanceNext Rated Dating App.... Tested By Me by Michealoguns(op): 7:16am On May 10, 2016
Am not a famzer, I tried using my palmchat and this week my luck entered . Fresh chic from ketu, motunrayo, enjoyed my jokes and she decided to come visit me, first time a real person is on a dating app, she is coming next week again. I think its time for some more familiarity when she returns, palmchat rocks. grin cool

RomanceRe: Let's Exchange SM Handles ( Scratch My Back,i Scratch Yours Too) by Michealoguns(m): 10:11pm On May 09, 2016
How about house address
RomanceRe: How To Ask Out A Beautiful Girl by Michealoguns(m): 7:36am On May 04, 2016
Money makes the world go around, flash your account details and see if she won't be the one calling you
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Have Sex For 5rounds by Michealoguns(op): 6:57am On Apr 29, 2016
Angelberry:
How many minutes for a roundhuh
Atleast 20mins
RomanceSee Who I Met On A Dating Site by Michealoguns(op): 9:48pm On Apr 28, 2016
Ladies with sexy bodies now floor palmchat, I am impressed, I think you need to see for yourself

RomanceRe: What Exactly Do Women Want? by Michealoguns(op): 8:13am On Apr 24, 2016
Thora:
Do i need to mention the demental guy i dated,when You tell him nice words he will think ur faking it but when u tell him hurtful ones he will pretend to accept it. He will say i trust u but means the opposite. He will say i love u but he means i hate you,He will be piling up things in Is heart and pretend all is well. He is insecure demented and as trust issue. And doesnt truely know what he wants as a man.
It's one wrong guy against 50 wrong ladies, one confused guy, 50 confused women
RomanceWhat Exactly Do Women Want? by Michealoguns(op): 10:27pm On Apr 23, 2016
Beautiful creatures, they know how to make you smile, cry, laugh, moan, groan, cum, freak out...

Yes women posses all this lovely and crazy qualities, yet we still love them.
Recently I got engaged in a chat with a female friend on palmchat, I was pouring out my heart to her. I don't really know what women need or want.
She says she wants attention, when you give it to her, she complains that you are bugging and being to over protective
She says she wants you as just a friend and when you distance so as not get emotionally attached, she complains that you are uncaring
Women say they want a hardworking guy yet they won't date a bricklayer or carpenter
They wear a bikini top and pant and they won't feel bad wen you stare, but yet if you enter a room where they are just wearing pant and bra, they freak out on you

What exactly do this women want.... What are the things you have noticed they claim they want yet mean the opposite

Cc Barcanista and lalastica we need to address these issues on FP

Nairaland GeneralRe: Can You Eat These? (PICS) by Michealoguns(m): 9:24am On Apr 23, 2016
AirSultan:
Why not? Will even ask for more
You must be a vampire
PoliticsRe: Apc/buhari Government Of Lies by Michealoguns(m): 3:56pm On Apr 22, 2016
Continue...... Where is prinspaa
SportsReasons Why Arsenal Won't Win The Premier League by Michealoguns(op): 1:35pm On Apr 22, 2016
A debate every football loving fan enters into, first we thought they were trying only that it was not showing, now we are confused, later it was gallas to blame, later it was Lehman, now it's wenger himself (same one who made the club a top club) so I realized the truth, as I discussed with my friends on palmchat, I said to win the league, you need resilient, strong, consistent, hardworking players, as Leicester city as shown, Arsenal players are lazy and can't fight till the end, playing one touch football doesn't make you super, it's the hardwork and resilient spirit you have, the never say die spirit, like Manchester United, Barcelona, bayern Munich, etc have shown, please let's all advice arsenal together
RomanceHow Can A Man Stop His Wife From Looking Used Up? by Michealoguns(op): 1:18pm On Apr 22, 2016
I was thinking about ladies who even after 2kids and in their 40s still look sexy and boobs firm, so I decided to throw up a discussion on palmchat, I notice everyone was talking about having less sex often could help, so I asked Wat about the sagging boobs, how can u help make it firm and attractive despite all u do there, some said alum, some said aloe vera, so my fellow nairalanders, please the woman and the men

SportsHow I Lost 5k In Palmchat Predict And Win Because Of Barcelona by Michealoguns(op): 7:57am On Apr 16, 2016
Palmchat did a predict and win #tag, I was super confident that I was going to win, I even bought drinks for my friends, then Barcelona messed up, I predicted they won 2-0,they lost 2-0, I had to sneak out tru the back door, now I owe the bar 4k,how the mighty have fallen sad sad
RomanceRe: A Nairalanders Review Of The Dating App:palmchat 5.2 By Brownshawty by Michealoguns(m): 10:44pm On Apr 14, 2016
Too much girls
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is Gonna Make Me Lose My Wife-to-be :( Please Help!!! by Michealoguns(m): 10:35pm On Apr 04, 2016
Wetin come concern me and buhari undecided undecided undecided
RomanceIs It Wrong To Have Sex For 5rounds by Michealoguns(op): 5:13pm On Apr 04, 2016
I an still in shock, we meet on palmchat dating app, she became my bae and we agreed on meeting, she is not a runs girl but she is someone who doesn't mind having sex before I marriage, so we picked a date to meet and I was all anxious, maybe a little too anxious, so I mistakenly said we would have 5rounds,ehn? She screamed, why, who, what? Is she a machine, so I wnt to use all her life span in one date, I begged her, she has not spoken to me since then, not even chatted with me on palmchat, please, is 5rounds too much!huh
Jokes EtcRe: Hahaha see what this musician do! by Michealoguns(m): 2:54pm On Apr 03, 2016
Fools
RomanceRe: Guys.......ladies Are Unhappy With How Sexually Selfish You Guys Are,why? by Michealoguns(m): 7:35pm On Mar 25, 2016
juhan:
grin haha funi name....ehn back to topic, hw e take concern u? Abeg shift no spoil me grin haha funi name....ehn back to topic, hw e take concern u? Abeg shift no spoil me
You wey don spoil before, lolzzzzz

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