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This is why I won't stop sucking and fingerings properly, ibile style

Booty4me:
All this palmchat advert sef.

Is this an advert? Lolzzzzz , am sure u are one of them lazy guys who only like bang bang bang

Some girls are also, deep end, so I guess, we need to dig deeper, plus maybe even add more cunnilingus to it, I.e sucking and fingerings

eyaanmayweather:
I was online this morning with a friend on palmchat and she was real to me,she poured out her mind to me,she says most of the guys she has been with are always interested in themselves cuming and they don't bother if they also CUM!!! so i threw a poll on palmchat Broadcast to find out if its tru that during sex men don't bother if their partner also reaches her climax and seriously,Guys una no dey try at all. Must of the guys just ah ah ah ah ah and hmmmmmmmmm,and off they go,while the lady is there angry and unhappy because she is yet to hit her center of gravity. So guys be patient and grind slowly and listen to her voice and moan,she will grip you hard if you her hitting it nice and slowly. Don't forget it not always about the length,just the technique and pace that matters
What do you think ladies and Gentlemen

It's just that some ladies are deep end, so we need to dig deeper, or maybe we add more cunnilingus that is more sucking and fingerings

Some girls are also, deep end, so I guess, we need to dig deeper, plus maybe even add more cunnilingus to it, I.e sucking and fingerings

Depends on her person, who she is on the inside

Jizus, an angel is missing in the heaven cos u are here

I was chatting with this girl on palmchat recently, I told her, I want to know what it takes to please her, this was her reply

Eating Fruit on Empty Stomach

This will open your eyes ! Read to the end and then send it on to all on your e-list. I just did !

Dr Stephen Mak treats terminal ill cancer patients by an "un-orthodox" way and many patients recovered.

Before he used solar energy to clear the illnesses of his patients, he believes on natural healing in the body against illnesses. See his article below.

It is one of the strategies to heal cancer.
As of late, my success rate in curing cancer is about 80%.

Cancer patients shouldn't die. The cure for cancer is already found - its in the way we eat fruits.

It is whether you believe it or not.

I am sorry for the hundreds of cancer patients who die under the conventional treatments.

EATING FRUIT
We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths.

It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and *when* to eat the fruits.

What is the correct way of eating fruits?

IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS!

FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH

If you eat fruits on empty stomach, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.

FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.

Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit.

The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so due to the bread taken before the fruit.

In the meantime the whole meal of bread & fruit rots and ferments and turns to acid.

The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.

So please eat your fruits on an *empty stomach* or before your meals !

You have heard people complaining :

Every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc.. etc..

Actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach.

The fruit mixes with the putrefying of other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat !

Greying hair, balding, nervous outburst and dark circles under the eyes all these will *NOT* happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach.

There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter.

If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the * SECRET * of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.

When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only * fresh* fruit juice, NOT from the cans, packs or bottles.

Don't even drink juice that has been heated up.

Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all.

You only get its taste.
Cooking destroys all the vitamins.

But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice.

If you should drink the fresh fruit juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it.

You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse or detoxify your body.

Just eat fruits and drink fresh fruit juice throughout
the 3 days.

And you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look !

KIWI:
Tiny but mighty.
This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber.
Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

APPLE:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

STRAWBERRY:
Protective Fruit.
Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging and free radicals.

ORANGE :
Sweetest medicine.
Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer.

WATERMELON:
Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system.

They are also a key source of lycopene the cancer fighting oxidant.
Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.

GUAVA & PAPAYA:
Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content.

Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation.

Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes.
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Drinking COLD water or drinks after a meal = CANCER

Can you believe this ?
Cgc
For those who like to drink cold water or cold drinks, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold water or cold drinks after a meal.

However, the cold water or drinks will solidify the oily stuff that you have just eaten.

It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.

It will line the intestine.

Very soon, this will turn into FATS and lead to CANCER !

It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.


Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.

A cardiologist says:
if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

Wow, thought I was the only one, last week I met this chic on palmchat, we went clubbing sef

Friends be careful,with the advent of more shopping malls and open marts,i recently learn't from my friends on palm chat that kidnappers have increased their ways to deceive people

Pls take a minute to read this. This is very scary & could happen to others...Seems like every nice thing people do for one another can be perverted. A new twist on kidnapping from a very smart survivor: pls read on.
About a month ago there was a woman standing by the mall entrance passing out flyers to all the women going in. The woman had written the flyer herself to tell about an experience she had, so that she might warn other women. The previous day, this woman had finished shopping, went out to her car & discovered that she had a flat. She got the jack out of the trunk & began to change the flat. A nice man dressed in a business suit & carrying a briefcase walked up to her & said, 'I noticed u're changing a flat tire. Would u like me to take care of it for u?' The woman was grateful for his offer & accepted his help. They chatted amiably while the man changed the flat, & then put the flat tire & the jack in the trunk, shut it & dusted his hands off. The woman thanked him profusely, & as she was about to get in her car, the man told her that he left his car around on the other side of the mall, & asked if she would mind giving him a lift to his car. She was a little surprised & she asked him why his car was on other side. He explained that he had seen an old friend in the mall that he hadn't seen for some time & they had a bite to eat, visited for a while, & he got turned around in the mall & left through the wrong exit, & now he was running late... The woman hated to tell him 'no' b'cos he had just rescued her from having to change her flat tire all by herself, but she felt uneasy. (Trust that gut feeling!) Then she remembered seeing the man put his briefcase in her trunk b4 shutting it & b4 he asked her for a ride to his car. She told him that she'd be happy to drive him around to his car, but she just remembered one last thing she needed to buy (Smart woman!!) She said she would only be a few minutes; he could sit down in her car & wait for her; she would be as quick as she could be. She hurried into the mall, & told a security guard what had happened, the guard came out to her car with her, but the man had left. They opened the trunk, took out his locked briefcase and took it down to the police station. The police opened it (ostensibly to look for ID so they could return it to the man). What they found was rope, duct tape, & knives. When the police checked her 'flat' tire, there was nothing wrong with it; the air had simply been let out. It was obvious what the man's intention was, & obvious that he had carefully thought it out in advance. The woman was blessed to have escaped harm. (Amen, thank U God!) How much worse it would have been if she had children with her & had them wait in the car while the man fixed the tire, or if she had a baby strapped into a car seat? Or if she'd gone against her judgment & given him a lift? I'd like u to forward this to all the women u know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. I was going to send this to the ladies only; but guys, if u love ur mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., u may want to pass it on to them, as well. Send this to any woman u know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it. Better to be safe than sorry. PLS BE SAFE & NOT SORRY!!!

Each night,once am done with chatting on palm chat,as am i am about to go to bed,she decides to take her evening shower,i lay low and try to force in the sleep,but i cant,the sound of the shower makes my balls run fast and my bulge is at full length,as soon as she is in her room,i run out and shut off all the lights so she thinks everyone is asleep,she releases her towel and start chatting on her phone(am sure with her boyfriend cos he also loves palm chat),i made a hole in her door and am glued to the door,her fresh boobs rolls around as she keeps smiling and laughing as she chats,now its a month and am stuck staring,i hope i don't plan on drugging her cos this emotions are boiling up.........help me,i feel it cos i chat late on palm chat,maybe if i sleep early,am so confused....

Am logging in to Palm chat right away, coming for u

Na the way the system put us ooooo

I LOVE BUKKY SO MUCH BUT SHE SEES ME AS HER NUMBER ONE "GIST MACHINE",I MEAN SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING,SHE EVEN TELL ME HOW PAINFUL HER PERIOD IS,WHILE ON THE OTHER HAND IS TAYO,YEA I DON'T LOVE HER,SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME BUT SHE IS MY FRIEND,YEA "FRIEND WITH BENEFITS",I MEAN ,SHE IS A TYPICAL CAT,SHE LOVES IT FROM THE DOOR TO THE BEDROOM,TO THE BATHROOM KIND OF THING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. NOW AM STUCK,MY PARENTS,YEA,THEY KNOW MY BUSINESS IS DOING WELL,THEY KNOW AGE IS COUNTING DOWN,I MOVED INTO MY APARTMENT ABOUT A YEAR AGO AND YET ITS BIN ME,MYSELF AND I.NOW BACK TO MY PROBLEM,BUKKY LIKES ME BUT SHE CHOOSES TO KEEP ME AT "FRIENDZONE",TAYO LIKES ME,SHE CALLS ME EVERY TIME SHE IS WET OR LONELY OR Hot,WE HANG OUT AS FRIENDS BUT IT ALWAYS END IN ME MAKING HER SCREAM LIKE A WOLF.I AM CAUGHT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS DILEMA,I USUALLY LIKE USING PALM CHAT TO WHILE AWAY MY MIND WHEN AM STRESSED OUT WITH ISUUES LIKE THIS COS THERE I WILL MEET PEEPZ WITH DIFFERENT MIND SET,FUN FILLED AND ALIVE LIKE ME BUT NOW THAT MY PARENTS ARE ON MY NECK FOR A "WIFE",I NEED MORE ADVISE.......WHAT DO I DO,STAY IN THE FRIENDZONE OR KEEP KNACKING THE FRIEND WITH BENEFITS?

I also read about this on palmchat recently, who will we blame next, maybe.......