₦airaland Forum

LegalBaby:
Babe,you're here.

are you like stalking me now?

Being violent as a personality trait is a deal- breaker for most people... When a person has a negative personality trait, they will inevitably direct it towards you sometimes

Hope He Knows Tattoos Are Permanent??

mypains:
can you be my woman? Not joking!

lol....

Estharfabian:

expecting a bomb comeback from you

Get Ready For A Whole Lottttta BackLash.

sinequanon:
Not really. I never date religious women.

religious women that dont agree with your lifestyle or..?

LOL.

sinequanon:
It is neutral question.

I think the women are giving their honest answer when they say "atheist", but they can't justify it according to their beliefs.

are you the man in question? seems like it

sickstars:
see minster for defense dept of bad n*ggas

for real

First be certain she wants to marry you.
It would be a real shame to get rejected in front of the whole congregation.

lol.
A guy that consistently cheat is not god_fearing.
i'll go for the atheist.

niggi4life:
Hahahahahahahahaha..... As in some guys are daft honestly ... Na all this kind guys dey tell babes "thanks for the acceptance for Facebook"

for real yo!

that retard that dropped his number though.

they used to show Justice League,
Dexter,
spider man & his amazing friends,
silver hulk,
plus cow & chicken.
funtimes.

haha.desperate bloggers.

RickRichards:
Well, I've had a couple of experiences with my daughters:

Michellla: when I introduced the Obamas to my daughters at the west wing of the White House, Michellla yelled expletives at Michelle Obama. Can't remember her exact words, but it was something like "*@&#$ There's only one Michelle, b****!" It was very embarrassing.

Speechless3: When we ran into Hillary Clinton on our visit to the Pentagon, Speechless3 asked her if 'Hillary' was short for 'Hilarious', 'cos Mrs. Clinton "looked like a clown" to her. Needless to say, there was silence. Very awkward silence.

CaroLyner: When UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon came to Carolyner's 6th birthday party, she asked him in front of everyone why his eyelids were "clipped", and if his Wife's name was "Sun". Chai! Myst tendencies. I had to apologize to Mr. Moon.

Dechandel: Gosh! Dechandel hated religion. Anytime we went to church

.you should start a stand up comedy.your talent is wasting here.dangg

Prefer Her New Look.....

ebonflex:
To all females, if your p*ssy smells like a zombie that shiit itself and was peed on by other zombies, Fix that shiiit or kill yourselves!
Seriously!!!

If I encounter one more of You, who actually come to my house with the mind to have sex, smelling like compost, I will publicly disgrace you. The neighbours will know. I won't be nice about this fuckery again...

Omg...

PatrickSaintz:
Dear fellow Nlanders
My name is patrick I really need ur advice. Making my story short, I have a girlfriend whom i didn't know just lost her virginity.....We wanted to make out and all of a sudden she's acting somehow, i was hard already that i had to go hard on her...The thing is now she's angry @me and wouldn't talk to me.
I love her so much and want us to be as we used to be. Val day is closing up so i want u(Nlanders) to please help me suggest a nice gift/present for her.

cc: lalasticlala

so you forcefully broke her Virginity?

RickRichards:
What's funny? So you're a wailer? You need deliverance. Let me call prophetess Michellla for you. She's a real prayer warrior. I'm sure by the time she slams her giant bible on your head three times, you'll return to your right senses and the wailing will cease. Hallelujah!

funny blokeeeeeeee

foriz4u:
deleting the post alone justifies the lady in question is telling nothing but the truth.

it could be true anyways

Nicki Minaj

Mustay:
The one who was fast enough to prevent 'pics or aidonbilivit' generation from disbelieving this. This generation unfortunately is one of photo news rather than figuring out words with their imaginations.

The guy could be the owner of the car (controller of the keys)

i get it.

lol.when money speaks.

saintloveren:
ITS super romantic

more like super gross

Estharfabian:
And You allowed her do it?
Michellla, see what I said about coming back to bite you in the ass?

saintloveren:
one of my girlfriends used to lick my running nose anytime i have one, can u do that?

.oh lawwwd..what did i just read

its clearly money,not love

Estharfabian:
If he fell in dirt or something? or it's a wedding tradition?
Then, Cool! I'd definitely do it!
If it's NOT one of those things...He should Berra clean it himself! he has hands!
Treat them like babies, they'd start feeling some type of way! it'll surely come back to bite you in the Ass!

where did you drop your "chills"

1000 ways to die.

theres no proof..
screenshot or we dont believe it.

and who is the retard that snapped him first instead of pulling him out.