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IT'S CRAZY THESE DAYS THAT NIGERIAN LADIES DON'T SEEM TO BE INTERESTED IN STRUGGLING RESPONSIBLE YOUTH. INSTEAD THEY LOOK TO DATING YAHOO YAHOO GUYS WHO WOULD HURT THEM AT THE END OF THE DAY.


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chris2face:
Am speechless


Maybe she said that out of frustration but op u can help her u know


Just ask her out

May God bless u as u do this

DON'T YOU WANT TO RECEIVE GOD'S BLESSING? THIS IS HER NUMBER. PLEASE HELP HER OUT. 08062345399

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HIScraziness:
Women need it more when they're pregnant and of course sex is sweeter when a woman is pregnant. Pregnant women tend to be so aggressive, an aggressively rough sex is my fantasy

You a sex scientist?

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Street girls . They tend to see every hi as '' i want to ask you out''




















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it started that way, and we met it that way, so we continue with it that way.

















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A boy proposed his
girlfriend for marriage,
Girl: Tell me… who do you
love most in this world..?
Boy: You, of course!
Girl: what am I to you?
Boy: The boy thought for a
moment and looked intently
in her eyes and said
“u r missing part of my
heart”
She smiled and she accepted
his proposal.
After their wedding, the
couple had a sweet and
happy life for a while.
However,the youthful
couple began to drift apart
due to the busy schedule of
life and the never-ending
worries of daily problems …
their life became difficult.
All the challenges posed by
the harsh realities of life
began to drift away deir
dreams and love for each
other … The couple began to
have more quarrels and
each quarrel became make
their relation more worst.
One day, after the quarrel,
the girl ran out of the house
…. At the opposite side of
the road, she shouted, “You
don’t love me…!”
The boy hated her
childishness and out of
impulse, said, “May be, it
was a mistake for us to be
together..!
You were never da missing
part of my …!”
Suddenly, she turned quiet
and stood there for a long
while …. He regretted what
he said but words spoken
cant be taken back.
With tears in her eyes, she
went home to pack her
things and Before leaving
the house,she left a note for
him:
“If I’m really not da missing
part of ur love, let me go..n
search for sumone who is …
It is less painful this way…
let us go on our separate
ways and search for our
own partners…”
Five years went by….
He never remarried but he
had tried to find out about
her life indirectly ….. . She
had left the country and
was living her dreams.
He use to regret on what he
did but never tried to bring
her back.. In the dark and
lonely night, he lit his
cigarette and felt the
lingering ache in his
heart.He couldn’t bring
himself to admit that he
was missing her…..
One day, they finally met….
At the airport, He was going
away on a business trip .He
saw her,She was standing
there alone, with just the
security door separating
them.
She smiled at him gently.
Boy: How are you ?
Girl: I’m fine. How about
you… Have you found your
heart’s missing part…?
Boy: No.
Girl: I’ll be flying to New
York in the next flight.
Boy: I’ll be back in 2 weeks
time. Give me a call when
you are back…You know my
number…. Nothing has
changed.
With a smile, she turned
around and waved good-
bye..
“Good-bye . . .”
Same evening he heard of a
plane crash which was
headed to New York.He
tried to know about her and
found that,She died.
Midnight….. Once again, he
lit his cigarette….. And like
before, he felt the lingering
ache in his heart…. He finally
knew, she was that missing
part that he had carelessly
broken . . .
Sometimes, people say
things out of moments of
fury…..
We take out our 99%
frustrations at our loved
ones…. And even though we
know that we ought
to”think twice and act
wisely”, we actually don’t
do it. Things happen each
day, many of which are
beyond our control.
Try not to hurt ur loved
once, because a moment of
anger could b a lifetime
punishment..?


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ILoveToFuCcK:
Does he allow other men to fυck you

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

A 52-year-old Zambian woman identified as Banda Yvonne, has openly confessed to having sexual intercourse with her son in order to maintain his riches.
She disclosed that she has had sex with her son, identified only as Abel every Wednesday for the past 14 years, and the day she stops, the boy will lose his wealth and die mysteriously.

Yvonne, a native of Ndola confessed to ZambiaWatchDog that she is the main pillar of her son’s success by offering her unclothedness to him once a week as instructed by the witch doctor he got his riches from.
She was said to have once confessed in church and the pastor of Great Kingdom Church, Zambia, reportedly prayed for her.

But despite the confession and for fear that her son will suffer and die painfully, she reportedly went back to being the keeper of his riches and continued with the sexual relationship with her son.

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Top actress, Funke Akindele in a recent interview with Punch spoke on the downsides of her career, her latest projects, life as a married woman and more. “Before I met my husband, I used to work on Sundays, but he always says that I need to rest. Our chef leaves on Saturday mornings to see his family, so whenever I want to cook, my husband tells me not to do so and we eat out. We do that very often. Now, I enjoy my life and I rest.

LIVING AN UNDEFILED LIFE AND BEEN EXCEPTIONAL AND SUCCESSFUL



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HANG AROUND TOWN


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WHEN YOU WAKE UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS, THANK THE LORD.


AM SURE THE NEXT OP HAS SOMETHING TANGIBLE TO SAY.

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FOR ME THINKING SHE IS DOUBLE DATING

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FOR ME 21 QUESTIONS . 50 CENT.

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TO MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING IN NIGERIA.



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I WEAK.




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IT MIGHT NOT BE ADVISABLE TO GO DOWN WITH HER. #PROFESSIONAL ETHICS


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NO HE DOESN'T SO IT IS INADVISABLE TO HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE.



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LOL...



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