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.no5 :pls AVOID NOLLYWOOD MOVIES( the ones they call comedy Especially)

I go and think and come back like siriously this is nice thrend o

Mtchew! If u cudnt tells me hw I find british accent leaved it cos i not interested at all! #kbye

Nice! This way nigerians cn be easily identified.since almost every nigerian(adult) has a bank account ..d process If taken seriously,wud among other things go a long way in helping to solve the country's security challenges.

odizeey: i laffffffff,no b u ask? Hahahaha,dnt worry all is welll

lol dis boy is is everywhere

Doc_Miss: [color=crimson]Haha @ no 1

Wait! Are you advising me or what .

It's just a question brother! [/color]

lol not exactly ...I knw

Oghos1: Fact: PHCN are a bunch of wankerz!!!

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What is this organism

Doc_Miss: [color=crimson]haha
#GirlPower[/color]

hmmnm

Oghos1: so unfair

hmmnm

Ur answer @docmiss
1:always remember,looks dnt matter(it's hw I console myself )
2:never look in a mirror. avoid mirrors
3:avoid friends that constantly tell u u're ugly
4:laugh at yourself sometimes.it helps
5:think abt that talent/thing that makes you special..
Most people who think they are "ugly" are not really concerned about how they look.they are concerned about how other people see them.

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exPLIcit7: exPLIcit7...Mickey u are my pal...n0 hard Feelings.:-)

pal kwa? Me dt just joined nairaland today? That is how they we b claiming to knw somebody

exPLIcit7: what do y0u have as y0ur signature?...oxygen is s0lid...hmmn:-(

and u are...?

ayd91: you mean cremated?
Well, it saves land. Lol.

I like dt idea...dnt knw why they keep wastin lands

vizkiz: lolz...its a siqn of qood income dude

no save the money..later nw u go dey ask john for garri and maggi

Femistico: guy u ain't serious, what are you doing since dis strike has started for over 4mnths now ... well I'm well loaded and I pray dey call off d strike tomorrow latest bcuz as for me I'm planning to buy a galaxy s4, flatscreen tv and a home theartre from jumia when I get to skul. I've already added it to ma wishlist on jumia. I wanna change ma fone, tv and deck to new one .

What of brighter grammer ?

Sylvyangel: Pls wats d latest? Any news yet?

don't you have a tv set

vizkiz: Ah dnt even pray 4 d strike 2 end...wanna make more cash so ah can qt a new plasma tv i'v always wntd in ma room...mehn ma housemates qo fear if we resume ooh...

na tv ur papa send u go watch for school? U fit even turn ur room to silverbird cinema make we knw say u get money..rubbish boy

I think it's ok to celebrate the life of a..maybe 60+yr old.still Why can't they use the money to cater for the needs of d kids the deceased left behind!some even expect the kids of the deceased/poor widow to cook for them the very day the person died! Why can't u eat from your houses!

Too busy to set ring tones...in hollywood movies it's the regular old telephone sound u hear when a phone is ringing but in nollywood movies you hear...why

Chinboli: [color=#990000][/color]


Laffz. . . . . dont give up dude!

they had better call that yeye strike off today!

*yawns*

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