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Hey!

fireforfire:
Shatap dia. mr/madam geography .

buhahaha

AirborneLacer:
The research is a scam and you heard wrongly mate.

More condoms are sold and more sex are had on every Feb 14 the St Valentine Day in Nigeria.

who is this one calling mate

Vikkie14:
Wash plates keh! Here in Geography where i lived, we don't wash plates, plates washes themselves.
And OP, we dont use Condom here, na DOMCON we used.
And on that Red Bank Account, here in Geography, we dont have any ATM that gives Red Alert, instead they shows Black Alert.

Life is Good in Geography.

you think you are funny but you are not.

kehindetayo:
6. PAYING DEBTS. a lots in cure debt just to celebrate xmas and ar left in d mercy of der debtors.

I think you missed no 1

1:RED! Bank Account now reads N0.00;You cleared your accounts,sold off your properties,went as far as borrowing just to celebrate christmas(a one. day event).

Well,now that christmas is gone,it's time to start regretting,to start learning to live without that smartphone,(the one you sold to eat christmas meat),to start thinking about how to settle that debt! Red eye red eye

2:Chores!
Start washing that trailer load of dirty dishes and utensils.The ones you used to cook heaven and earth,serve visitors.The ones you used to eat to the point of... near death .Wash them!they aint going to wash themselves.

And pack those christmas trees and lights too .keep them till next christmas.


3:Go for a pregnancy test ASAP!;
After christmas you see used condoms everywhere. You used Jesus' birthday to lamushuang abi.You wee soon pay for it start getting ready to go for a pregnancy test.

I heard there's a research that shows more condoms are sold on christmas day than any other day in Nigeria.Don't ask me!I heard!


4;constipation and running stomachs;
Time to buy andrew liver salts and to also purge your hearts out All that food and you expect not to have constipation?


5;tiredness;
All that partying,all that many many cooking,all that running around.It's time to rest from them all



Happy new year!

Add yours

pweetyz:
uhmm..okay..you don't sound at all happy though

You think maybe it is because you can not hear me? .Which course again?

pweetyz:
yup..law all the way
finally a law student apart from MarilynNash

erm I guess...I'm happy too.

Law here?

Longstride:
voodoo priest ...this was your doing

Try again

ahan mr moderator front page

Oh that slow creature!

datalossvictim1:
Good article OP!

thanks hon!

rodeo0070:
Fat men are not fat only fat women are...

what's the point in posting the meme if you have to write out the text. :-/

B

Moderator could you please move this thread to the appropriate section?

He walks past them and they turn to have a good look at him. They laugh,make jokes about him with friends all the time. They remind him of how overweight he is given the slightest opportunity. Their smiles turn into frowns each time they have to sit beside him in a public vehicle. How he feels,no one cares.
This is the story of a fat guy.

I know you have laughed at an overweight person before. I have too.I was once like you.

Now think! Has anyone ever told you how large your ears were? How large your head was? How enormous your nose looked? How did you feel? Felt something other than good?It's the same way that overweight person feels each time you make jokes about his/her weight!

Instead of laughing at overweight people all the time,here is
WHAT YOU CAN DO;

---advise them to lose weight. Tell them about counting calories and exercise.

---Your fat friend decides to start working out and dieting,don't laugh,don't mock him/her. Support him/her.Be his/her fitness partner if you can.

I'm not saying you should pity him/her. If losing weight is going to make that friend happy,show support!

---You see an overweight guy jogging in the morning,don't laugh. Give him that encouraging smile.Clap
even.

---Don't be annoying. You laughed at the fat guy. Now he's lost the excess weight and you say he/she looks sick."e no con good for eyes". Seriously!

Being fat doesn't mean you can not live your life! Start working out and cultivate a good eating habit.No one is born fat.You can have that dream body no matter how overweight you are. Don't wallow in self pity and low self esteem.

WHAT TO DO.
---you need to accept that you are overweight and that you need to lose weight

---know what you want!

*Are you happy being fat? If yes,stay away from people who are always reminding you about how fat you are!learn to love yourself.

*Or do you want to lose weight? Choose for yourself. Don't let what people say "as you fat see as you come fresh,fine,good for eye" stop you when what you really want is a slender body.

---learn to count calories. Go online! Learn all you need to about counting calories.

---Workout. It can be quite challenging and requires so much discipline. But don't worry,it'll pay off. You can Look for fun ways to exercise. That way you lose weight while having fun.

P:S It's not cool when you are always reminding people,pointing to those "off" physical features in them,most especially the ones that they cannot change about themselves. You may not know who you are pushing towards committing suicide! Change today! Accept others just the way they are!

Iceking1:
Mine below

you are a FOOL fa

gsainttrinity:
Tell me its a lie!
That's my 2 Bday too! No wounder i behave like Jesus.

congrats

hardbody:
For the avoidance of doubt, Christmas is not Jesus' birthday and secondly he never celebrated it nor did he advise that it be celebrated. Read through the Encyclopaedia Britannica and confirm he was born circa October.

who ask you?

My meal every week must have at least three times rice and almost everyday chicken, goat (asun), barbecue, etc happen round the clock. I drink with guys after work everyday

who ask you

Last week Thursday, i personally took one car home and flew back to Lagos. I will then fly back on 23rd December, use the car for mobility and fly back to Lagos on January 11 to resume work on January 12th.

I will arrange recovery of that car when the roads have normalized

^('-')^ +dies+

Quatermaine:

these are questions for the gods I guess.

btw, I've given your "thread" enough attention already, Hence I give up.. +hands in the air+

now this is you.welcome back!

Rocktation:
But seriously OP, the truth is that you're becoming a realll grown-up.

yay thanks grandma +hugs+

Whatever makes him happy #noTAfan

Wait...

Quatermaine:

+a sigh of relief+

finally someone is becoming a Man.

there's no way you could have come up with such a smart reply. Did someone hack your account?did you copy this from somewhere?someone?tell me!

Yawns

I know everyone (ok maybe not everyone) is happy it is less than 20days to Christmas.I am too. Sighs. It's just that that Christmas "feeling" is missing (for now)


Is it just me or the "intensity" of the celebration has declined over the years. Most people getting tired of the whole christmas cloth-christmas chicken-christmas rice thing? Tired of doing the same thing over and over again? Does it have anything to do with finance? What do you think?How long do you think it is going to be before christmas is no more? It's jesus' birthday and people do not get tired of celebrating birthdays, right?

(*Talks to self: "It's just you mickey! It can't be just me"

Oh poor gurl

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Hello! It's been a while

slap1:
Yet we still fake foreign accent! Inferiority complex is a terrible thing!

shut up 6th is not 1st!

Look ati dem! Even ugly naijaboiy

Faba:
But you are FOOLISH! Gosh!

but...I do not even know you

Wizkid is just a FOOL! Jeez!

Wizkid be looking like a FOOL dz dayz