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mumumugu: Will like make you rich

Latnok95: Now dts gotta be the highest
Wat about u? How many dem don dash u?

me?mayb 4 or 5...but there's one yuzedo that gets like a million likes for typing just any rubbish

Ziggyzito:

Airforce1: Mtchew
I can give u 1million likes if that's all u want from me..

I'm not stingy.. Trust me.

Latnok95: Ok, I have actually spent about ummm.. Let's say 20mins looking for a perfect place to post this but if this is not the cannan land of this topic, then the mods will be its Moses . Thanks

I always wondered why I didn't get to know the Nlanders that clicks that "ell-eye-kay-hee" like botton just below my posts. But I must confess, IN MY OPINION, a nairaland LIKE is just too awesome compared to facebook where some friends be like "Awww! No one liked his status, let me give him one".. lol! Ikr? I do that a lot

Well, cut the stories... Can you remember or should I say : What is the highest Nairaland likes Anonymous LIE-KERS you've had/seen since you joined?

For me, the highest I have seen was 247 and the person practically begged asked for it.. (Yep! I know, facebook comes to mind )
And the highest I have had was just 5.. *i sha prayed there was like 3 girls among the 5 sha *

NOTE: For those of us who are still yet to get a like, kai fah.. I promise to like your post on this topic .. Thanks

Littlehooper: WHERE ARE U FROM?
YOU TOO WANT TO HAVE A SAY..............
MOFOS!!! SMELLOS!!!!

Littlehooper: CAN U SEE IGBO PEOPLE ARE THE ONE TRAVELLING AROUND AS IF THEY DIDN'T GET HOME (COUNTRY ) N DEY ARE PRETENDING AS IF THEY ARE STUDYING OVERTHERE..
AND THEY ARE NOT STUDYING,,,, THEY ARE HUSTLING AS GATE KEEPER,.......

SOON, THEY(IGBO ) THEY WILL BE DEPORTED N THIS WILL DENT THE IMAGE OF NIGERIA.

bright007: I am not surprised as Jesus has said it that this and many more will happen when the end is near.

bfmconcepts: the man must be a Northern Muslim.
Dem no dey waste time at all.
If you go close your eyes, pretending to be dead, you're a gonner!

Aromas: I swear dis story funny die!!!!
May den cum 9ija come use our sand n gravel to feel in the gap

gayman99: Normal thing here for Ijebu land sha

ocman: THIS GOES TO TELL YOU THAT IT IS NOT EASY YONDER! NAIJA STILL BETTER PASS HELL FIRE...welcome back man!

zill: Lord jesus

shehuAO: Rubbish,after wasting students precious times from graduating at the right tym.God will judge every one of you .Ghana must go have change hand.

Pastor Aji: Yeeeeeepaaaariiiiiipppaaaaaaa Ori Iya Mi ooooooooo
Where is ma Vaseline? The girl hooooottttttt dddddiiîiieeeeeee

fiizznation: it kinda baffles me why everybody wants ASUU to call off this strike

Boko haram wants ASUU to call off dis strike so as they can get students to be bombing up and down


Militants wants ASUU to call off the strike so as they get students to kidnap and demand for huge ransoms


Even students that dnt even attend lectures want the strike to be called off


The so-called gurus in school want the strike to be called off bcuz the school enviroment is the only place they can feel as if they r ontop of the world


Arm-robbers want the strike to be called off so as they can rob students on dere way going back to school


And I also want the strike to be called off bcuz am kinda broke sitting at home. U knw all the lies we tell our parents abt buying dis and dat can't be told as long as am at home

Oghos1: lol. Blive me when I say dese tinz are purely coincidental. There's no way he is that smart

Swagalord18: dimples are an inherited genetic flaw. They are caused by a fibrous band of tissue, that connects the skin to an underlying bone
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Dang! So i'm genetically flawed .... Y do they hav 2 use dat word "flaw" .....

Swagalord18: cow have accents, ...a british cow moo accent, is different from a nigerian cow moo accent
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Mickey na true?

MrRomantic1: bla bla bla mickey?

MrRomantic1: bitter ni? whas d correct 1? Mr matured! Oya give us the matured one from ya ''matured'' brain oo