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john casey: Wait a minute!! Sardine sorry sanguine sir and sanguine ma'am..na wa o

ziggy44: I so much luv kpomo, especially the thick ones!they are quite expensive shaa...

Yagazee: Guys I called affordables asking for xperia sp but they no longer have one. Someone should please recomend another shop in lagos for me. Shop's phone number will do

EyesulO: I can work something out with a friend's car. Call my no up let's discuss the details. Cheers

chupcake: *sigh*.. The man will tell you 'You will struggle to get zero' ... And he wasn't kidding.. You'll read your eyes out, write test.. He go even draw eyes and ears for your zero... When we wrote MTS 412, after he marked the script, he said only two people passed, the score sef was 55 and 45, the closest to those ones scored 30.. He's is the very few lecturer in school that can fail 55 outta a class of 60 and still seperate Carryover student to a single row during exam.. So na the rubbish wey una dey right una go fit copy.. Him exam, you no fit carry expo, Google him question, You dey OYO. Even him test, if una like, siddon ontop your self, he go just siddon for back dey laugh una nii... Dr AAA Agboola... Buh me love am sha, he's class is always funny and mehn, the dude sabi book.

chupcake: *sigh*.. The man will tell you 'You will struggle to get zero' ... And he wasn't kidding.. You'll read your eyes out, write test.. He go even draw eyes and ears for your zero... When we wrote MTS 412, after he marked the script, he said only two people passed, the score sef was 55 and 45, the closest to those ones scored 30.. He's is the very few lecturer in school that can fail 55 outta a class of 60 and still seperate Carryover student to a single row during exam.. So na the rubbish wey una dey right una go fit copy.. Him exam, you no fit carry expo, Google him question, You dey OYO. Even him test, if una like, siddon ontop your self, he go just siddon for back dey laugh una nii... Dr AAA Agboola... Buh me love am sha, he's class is always funny and mehn, the dude sabi book.

Joagbaje: Security is just a simple common sense. Certain measure may be taken when there's security concern . It is simple common sense. Jesus took security measures when such need arose . Paul took security measures when such need arose . If a man of God feel the need of measures in the face of robbery , assassin or kidnappers , he is free to take such measure according to his level of faith. That doesn't take away prayers. Because after all theses measures have been taken . We don't put faith in them . Safety is still by God. But the physical measures cAn prevent some evil

chupcake: Looool... Guy, I feel you jare. Baba Ibadan, May God bless you where ever you are sir, I know wetin that man do for my project... To the dude gunning for First Class in Physics, I wish you luck mehn.. Those lecturers..*sigh*
Bro, you that's studying maths.. Don't carry any pre-requsite abeg.. If you don't pass 101, you won't be able to write 211, if you fail 211, you can't register 311, same goes with 411. And all this courses wey get '11' for the back, God help you oo... If you enter your 211 class and you see Prof. AAA Agboola..Guy, make you start your fasting and prayer from that moment. Not just you, call everyone at home to start the fasting and prayer.. Cos hehh.. Abeg Boll2010, help me explain to am cos I don't even know where to start.

ikeola6: Hmmm Oga boll2010 why did u exempt my course now,the Almighty Chemistry lolzz. Please tell me about it before sumtin cums up again..@Mickyboiz I pray u don't fall victim of Dr Akinlami's questions, I do hear about him in Mawuko n trust me his questions are Hmmm oga Boll will tell us more..

Boll2010: young goon,I like your faith! See peter no get hope reach me when I dey enter school! Mehn always talkn 1stclass.....but there are some dept thAt hate to see 1stclass......but with God n hardwork you MAY break the record......MAY? I don't reaLly recall if you've got prerequisite courses in your year one.....but CSC,MTS,STS definitely has, which means if you don't pass MTS101 you can't offer MTS211....you have to pass 101 to do 211....if you carry 101....you will re-sit for that in 200lvl,if you pass you will do 211 in 300lvl etc.......but some lecturers are deceptive! Smile in class brutal you for back!!! BABA IBADAN may God bless you anywhere you are now......and if you no sabi read my brother 40 is the best for you but I bet 40 will kill you.....I'm not a serious student tho! But I'm a man filled with luck! Malo fara we mi sha.......I sabi my way ooo!!!!........read your boooook!!! As I sabi my way reach me self I dey feel the heat for my leg! So read nw so you won't read later.....wait self you dey owe me BEER for this!!!!

chupcake: Buhahahahahahahhhhaa....!!! I laugh in Spanish... First class for Physics... Well sha, maybe you fit be the first.... Buhahahahahahhhhaaaa..... I laugh in tongues this time. Buh seriously, I never heard of one, not even Semester GP.

Boll2010: Mates login to unaab website and search for pdf notes of the courses you will be offering if you can't find it there I will help you provide a link......mates abeg your TEST is your result ooooooo I'm writing this for real......if you pass your test well the airspace is big for you to fly............for those in computer,mathematics,statistics,physics......take note of these courses........MTS 103 (vector and geometry) phs 101 look for note online read vastly......read your MTS 101 can't recall it its been a long time.......try to always have nothing less than 20 in test over 30 for your aiming 1stclass......nothing less than 18/30 2ndclass.....and if you want 2ndlower make 13/30......if 3rd class then you will like 8/30.......make use of your 100lvl a lot cuz during those times you will be offering your cousres in OBJ before moving to theory......before you take courses like CSC251,mts211 a lot.....sha read no go make mistake.........and when you stumble pick yourself back up!........never get too forward,a lot of gurus are silent.......never go to night class cuz people dey go.....if you going to go,build passion for it so you can understand what you read! Try to wakeup by 5am if you to cook before headn for lectures then you surely gonna be early in class......listen good!!! Do all your assignment forget if they say they don't mark them!!! Make your number always available incase of impromptu.......PUT GOD FIRST!!!!!

Boll2010: Mates login to unaab website and search for pdf notes of the courses you will be offering if you can't find it there I will help you provide a link......mates abeg your TEST is your result ooooooo I'm writing this for real......if you pass your test well the airspace is big for you to fly............for those in computer,mathematics,statistics,physics......take note of these courses........MTS 103 (vector and geometry) phs 101 look for note online read vastly......read your MTS 101 can't recall it its been a long time.......try to always have nothing less than 20 in test over 30 for your aiming 1stclass......nothing less than 18/30 2ndclass.....and if you want 2ndlower make 13/30......if 3rd class then you will like 8/30.......make use of your 100lvl a lot cuz during those times you will be offering your cousres in OBJ before moving to theory......before you take courses like CSC251,mts211 a lot.....sha read no go make mistake.........and when you stumble pick yourself back up!........never get too forward,a lot of gurus are silent.......never go to night class cuz people dey go.....if you going to go,build passion for it so you can understand what you read! Try to wakeup by 5am if you to cook before headn for lectures then you surely gonna be early in class......listen good!!! Do all your assignment forget if they say they don't mark them!!! Make your number always available incase of impromptu.......PUT GOD FIRST!!!!!

Boll2010: Mates login to unaab website and search for pdf notes of the courses you will be offering if you can't find it there I will help you provide a link......mates abeg your TEST is your result ooooooo I'm writing this for real......if you pass your test well the airspace is big for you to fly............for those in computer,mathematics,statistics,physics......take note of these courses........MTS 103 (vector and geometry) phs 101 look for note online read vastly......read your MTS 101 can't recall it its been a long time.......try to always have nothing less than 20 in test over 30 for your aiming 1stclass......nothing less than 18/30 2ndclass.....and if you want 2ndlower make 13/30......if 3rd class then you will like 8/30.......make use of your 100lvl a lot cuz during those times you will be offering your cousres in OBJ before moving to theory......before you take courses like CSC251,mts211 a lot.....sha read no go make mistake.........and when you stumble pick yourself back up!........never get too forward,a lot of gurus are silent.......never go to night class cuz people dey go.....if you going to go,build passion for it so you can understand what you read! Try to wakeup by 5am if you to cook before headn for lectures then you surely gonna be early in class......listen good!!! Do all your assignment forget if they say they don't mark them!!! Make your number always available incase of impromptu.......PUT GOD FIRST!!!!!

Boll2010: Mates login to unaab website and search for pdf notes of the courses you will be offering if you can't find it there I will help you provide a link......mates abeg your TEST is your result ooooooo I'm writing this for real......if you pass your test well the airspace is big for you to fly............for those in computer,mathematics,statistics,physics......take note of these courses........MTS 103 (vector and geometry) phs 101 look for note online read vastly......read your MTS 101 can't recall it its been a long time.......try to always have nothing less than 20 in test over 30 for your aiming 1stclass......nothing less than 18/30 2ndclass.....and if you want 2ndlower make 13/30......if 3rd class then you will like 8/30.......make use of your 100lvl a lot cuz during those times you will be offering your cousres in OBJ before moving to theory......before you take courses like CSC251,mts211 a lot.....sha read no go make mistake.........and when you stumble pick yourself back up!........never get too forward,a lot of gurus are silent.......never go to night class cuz people dey go.....if you going to go,build passion for it so you can understand what you read! Try to wakeup by 5am if you to cook before headn for lectures then you surely gonna be early in class......listen good!!! Do all your assignment forget if they say they don't mark them!!! Make your number always available incase of impromptu.......PUT GOD FIRST!!!!!

Rockyfancino: Gionee of course. see the shape, slickness, with the texture of their case....menn!..gionee for life. eh en... before I forget, gionee is 16 million colours, tecno is 256k colours, with ugly body shape that scratches easily with the screen too.
Besides, @Op check gionee e7, then you'll know gionee is not a China phone again. Gionee e7 is snapdragon 800, and it has two versions... the one of 32GB and 16GB with 3gb and 2gb ram respectively, running at 2.5ghz.
So gionee is just helping the masses with mediatek phones.

Note that gionee e7 is on the same level with Samsung Galaxy note III and is in for a very cheaper price compared to iPhone 5s, Htc's, Nokia lumia, or galaxy notes.
Bro, choose wisely before you pick GALAXY note III , you can still earn that same SWAGGER from gionee e7

EyesulO: This thread is both hilarious and serious to me as the OP.
To clear the air and stop some from discouraging all.
I am not a scam and there are no ulterior motives behind my offer.
My name is Oluseye(EyesulO in reverse). I only love to teach people to drive. I have done this right from my third year at the University of Lagos. I don't need to know your house to teach you to drive. In fact, i don't want to know your house. We will meet only at public places. I love my own life too. Borrow a car, rent a car...do anything...i'll impart the skill and leave you with it. I have done this for eight years now and neither I nor my students has a record of a crash till date- that's the God-factor in my trainings.
I don't own a driving school like some posters have said, so i am not advertising. People, i am only passionate about drivers' training.
I believe drivers' training should be delivered by knowledgeable trainers not touts or jobless people.
I believe drivers' training don't have to be in rickety Volkswagen beetle cars but in fully functional cars that prepare you for reality.
I believe drivers' training can and should be done with automatic drives and not just the manual one.
I believe learners should be treated with respect and given the value they paid for.
Can i have 20 people who want to know how to drive?
I'll see to those who don't have cars later. God bless Nairaland.

Yask2guy: #25090, the form will be out soon

Yask2guy: If you are a kind dat doesn't like much stress and u wish to manage ur tym properly, i will advise u to apply for the schl hostel. You'll also have enough tym to access the schl library and go for nyt class without much stress.
There are two categories of male hostel; old block (A and B)- #18090 and new block (C and D)- #25090. The A, C nd D have 6bed spaces (although C nd D have self contain rooms) while B has 8bed spaces.
I only stayed off campus 4 a session and dat was during my SIWES, so i don't have much to say abt hostels off campus but i knw 1 thing 'you have a high probability to face a lot of stress during schl days'.
Feel free to ask 4 more...

chupcake: Bro, hostel in the school for male is about 25 or so and the new one is 35. I am not sure exactly but I am close. You'll find decent accomodating in Gate, Isolu, Camp all the way to Obantoko. Nice Self Con from 80K to around 120K.
Word of Advice: Whatever you do, Don't ever ever rent Sonikaz (one building that looks like a shopping complex directly in front of the school). That house is BS..!!

Matthz: yes i am, are u?

Matthz: Is there any jehovah's witnes on dz thread?, fresher or stalite.

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