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If you owned Nairaland. What new update would you put in it? Every1 shuld drop something, maybe seun would pick some of the ideas.

As 4 me
1. Delete that "Reply" button. Once you open a thread you can just comment rather than hitting the reply button. No need of hitting the reply button several times if you wanna comment twice or more.

2. Give every1 the ability to block a thread, or a nairaland user. One shuld also be able to close and open one's own thread. But once a mod close ya thread, you can't open it.

3. One should be able to private chat another user. Like people are always watch and reading ya conversation if you wanna tell another NL user something private or maybe ya contact details. So i think one should be able to private chat or maybe create a personal thread with another NL user. If you want to create something like a group or something you can also do that, and nobody else can enter the thread, they can't even see it.

WHAT DO YA THINK?

SHIT

How old is your sis op? If she's higher than 15/16/17, then u really need to come down. Why beat the boy? What you needed to do was to know how the boy got the 4k, and what he needed with the trams. Behave like a gentleman nxt time. Also go talk to yr sis, she must be really upset.

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bcomputer101:
The first question I will ask when I get to heaven is "why I was born a Nigerian and if nobody answers me, I go change am for everybody.

SHIT

Bros, when God marked your script, na your cut-off match no reach America, dat's y he manage put u 4 9ja.

Na joke oooooo.

SlyDev:
You are wicked

SHIT
Am not wicked bro, since they've decided to be illterates......

SHIT

Anyone, it's basically the xame thing. But maybe I will go 4 weekly coz of the reason the person above gave.

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SHIT

Basically nothing, they(North) are illterate. But the fact that we Southerners can't use them for our own benefit means we are more stupid. I mean these guyz can do a work, a Southerner will do 4 100k, they can do it 4 40k, 50k, if not less. We can use them 4 our own advantage, and when they finally become wise, we(Southerners) would be long gone. Exactly the same thing the whites did to us, by the time we had Azikwe and the rest, they were long gone.
But no, tribalism has made us.......

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SHIT

I choose Paul Walker. Anytime I listen to see you again by Wiz and Puth, i just........

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BABYharder:
You get another passion aside that?

Not really

SHIT

I guess that's why some people say these terrorists have sponsores from the government. But what can we do? The security operatives are not as responsible as you think they are.

How do I convince my parents not to choose my life career for me? Cause it really hard since they still carry this mentality that doctors are the richest or something.

P.S I wanna become a football player .

SHIT

PLEASE, ANY THREAD CREATED BY THIS OP:BEELZEBUB666, IGNORE IT. THIS IS THE 3RD THREAD HE HAS CREATED AGAINST IPOB TODAY. WHY ALWAYS CREATE THREADS AGAINST IPOB? IF IBOS AREN'T READY TO PROTEST AGAINST IPOB, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS DISTURBING US WITH NEWS WITH IPOB. WHY CRY MORE THAN THE BREAVED? ABEG LEAVE IPOB/ESN ALONE.

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SHIT
Nigeria soldiers, why don't you pick some1 your own size?
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SHIT

I should not lie, things have been really down 4 every nigerian. Insecurity, poverty, reccession, ritualism, high dollar rate. Just to mention a few.

The only thing I can say i've gained is that bubu has taught many Nigerians is how to practically survive in hell.

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SHIT
Seriously, more IPOB issue on NL? I mean what are you guyz problem. Leave this people alone. If the Ibos really hate IPOB, they would have started a protest against them. So 4 god's sake, leave this people alone!!!!!! North protested against insecurity, if Ibos really hate IPOB, let them protest. Abeg free us on NL.
I am Yoruba, and if the Ibos don't hate and protest against IPOB, WHAT'S MA FREAKING BUSINESS?

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SHIT
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Congrats, but cheers to us who has never had sex. Feel free to hit the Like and Share button.
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Vulcanheph:
I agree... Op Isn't regular on nairaland

How can his account be over 14 years (2008) and he's just a total of 1 month online

My account is about 4 years old (2017) and my time spent online is already over 2 months .

SHIT

Exactly bro. Remember he also said he's addicted.

SHIT
No link. I agree with pedri, fati. I also think frankie de jong.
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SHIT
Where can we get it, and how much quantity did you use?
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ikennamadu1:
14 years ... Not 14days

SHIT
Sorry 4 d miztake.

SHIT

Op wait ooo, your time spent online is a month and 8 days. And you said you've spent 14years. Is the fault from you or NL?

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paulolee:
yes....its common for big names to get angry bcoz dey aint used to being subbed off during games dey feel dt being subbed off simply means dt dey are useless in dt game, or dey need rest or the coach new a formation switch dt doesn't suit dm
it always happens wen a coach is trying to balance d team n defend more bt dose names do not understand dt d coach knows beter
assuming he left cr7 in dt game n it ended in draw again, d world would starr to blast d coach n forget about cr7 dt he was trying to please..

You nailed it bro.

Sportcruz:
And when they did it, we all made fuss of it. I still remember when Poch subbed Messi. All over the internet

I didn't see it as anything bad when Messi got angry. Everyone hates being subbed off. So i just look at people when they say it is wrong.

OJEEMAH:
Truth is, most Ronaldo fans are hypocrites.

This thread would have been flooded with their venom and negative comments if this were Messi.

You needed to see the attack they launched on Messi when he refused to shake Pochettino for subbing him 2 months back.

I don't know for some people. They just use every opportunity to insult messi and Ronaldo. Like this people don't give a shit about what you think about them. So what's the fuss about?

SHIT

God dey our side. Through out 2020 and 2021, we never went to bed hungry in my family. I swear, all I can say is GOD DEY OUR SIDE.

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SHIT
She treats me like we are of the same age,(not disrespectfully though).
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What's the fuss about being angry when you are subbed off? Messi did it, drogba did it, mane did it, and there are so many players who have done it. I mean just go to youtube and see tons of video's about it. Naturally, all strikers hate being subbed off, just that not all shows reaction to it.
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wiseoneking:
Shit is not and will never be a holy stuff. Stop copying the world language in other to be among the crowd, it may certainly not suite your personality. Stop, I said, STOP

SHIT

Ok sir.

uunwanaobong3:
Those ladies are MAD and they are LESBIANS, leaving in IMMORAL state of California.

SHIT

I thank God, am not the only way to notice that.

cliqtips:
It is a gradual thing. I keep saying this, in the next 2/5 years, ladies won't be wearing anything when going out again.

What some ladies are wearing nowadays is like this.

Some of them wear bum shorts to public places. So, what is the difference ?

SHIT

The worst thing is that, if you touch them, slap. If you stare at them, they arrest u or make a scene. But if no guy stares at them, they have heart attack.

jonandez:
Lol... I can't trade my manly gender for anything guy.
Imagine someone giving birth to a gay child ... U have the endure the fact another man knacks ur son.. the person that carries ur family name... Wtf na

HOLY SHIT

Yes ooo. God forbid bad thing. The fact that the government hasn't allowed Homosexuality is good. But I think they should also ban transgenders. But how can they ban it, when their the ones bleeping bob and the likes. And it's the likes of bob that are causing more of these LGBT nonsense.

HOLY SHIT

Good. Though, some people. Some? Most nigerians can't afford 1 bag of rice. And u used a lot of them as a pyramid? It's a good thing, but we should learn to set our priorities right.

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HOLY SHIT

The man has been a cause of sleepless nights to the NORTHERNERS. And a northerner is in power, so of course. I kinda agree.

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