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slimghost: And GEJ is not somebody's father? are you that dumb? Please respect yourself and behave like someone with proper upbringing.

Good God! Not another r-etard. If someone tells me I look like a clown in a pic, I'll just laugh over it. I wonder why some people lack sense of humour.

If you're not

handsome/beautiful at 20,
strong at 30,
wise at 40 and
rich at 50,

then

you're finished.

Lolz.....well, I'll know he's up to something. If I love him, it wouldn't even matter. He probably felt like being naughty. I'll just laugh over it.

RnB, Pop and Slow Rock

GEJ looks like a clown in the first pic.

Pray darling. That's it.

Godson201333: whats wrong with you?The way i feckinggg confused you to date me is what i can do to at least 10 girls within an hour,why do you feel so so important eeeeeww!!

Haba! So not nice....

[quote author=gree-die]lengthy[/quote]Yeah, it is. But it's worth reading..........Don't you think?

[quote author=gree-die]lengthy[/quote]

seunny4lif: For female child-
Oluwataobomilore,
Oluwaseobokemi
Oluwasemiloreobo
Oluwademiladeobo
Oluwadaobomilare

For male child-
Olamidewaoko
Oluwalaokomumi
Oluwagbemotorfunmi
Oluwafunminivisa
Oluwakoilefunmi
Ayokoilefunmi
Still thinking

Who bears such names? You well so......

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]I need just 5

(1) GodPassYou

(2) IDonMakeAm

(3) OluwasIsInvolved

(4) NackDevilAkpako

(5) ThunderFireHaters

[/quote]Lemme help you translate these names to yoruba......

1) Oluwa-ju-won-lo
2) Mo-sho-ri-re
3) Oluwa-wa-nbe
4) Pa-esu-re
5) Ina-jo-awon-ika-eniyan

jntyjnty007: Go and get stuffed with the rough end of a pineapple.

Ouch!

Yomii: The first word i used to end my first relations was "baby lets burn down this bullshit between us". The second word i used in ending my second relations was "baby.. you are still leaving in the primitive era of ideology, unfortunately, let's Axe down this relationship.
The third word i used in ending my third relations was "Chioma... am giving up on you because u can't hold me close. Shikenna!
The last word i will use in saving my last relationship will be "baby, will u marry me?".

lolz

Most of us have been in relationships where we realised things weren't working out and that we had to end the romance.

Now my question is "What words do you use to end a relationship?
For some, it's "It's over" (almost everyone sef). For others, it's "I quit", "I'm done here", "I've had enough" and so on.

Anyway, what's yours?

Dygeasy: Sometimes I really wonder where people come up with all these stuffs. I honestly can't see which of these points aren't been broadcast all over. Nothing guarantees a happy lasting marriage abeg. Whatever is meant to be will be.


This Post refused to hide actually

Which post?

A MOTHER'S LETTER TO HER CHILDREN....
Dear Children,
Should the Lord give you the good gift of a husband or wife, and I hope He does, there are a few things I want you to know. Things that you may not hear from anyone else, and certainly not on TV or other media. Sadly,... your church may not even tell you.

Marriage, sweet little people, is not for the purpose of your happiness. Happy as I want you to be and hope you will be, you must yet understand that marriage is God’s design and His purposes must be pursued in order for you to be truly happy. His end is holiness and He will use all things in a life devoted to Him to fulfill that end.

To my girls:
Marry a man whose first pursuit is Christ. After that, he is not hard to please. Admire him, cheer him on and show gratitude, and he will fall over himself trying to please you.
Smile often, speak well of him always, and do whatever necessary to try and maintain a pleasant mood about you so that it transfers to your home, making it a place where he and
your children love to be.
You’ll have bad days of course, crying days even, and that’s when you go to your bedroom, kneel on the floor and beg the Lord to carry you. Then get up, get a fresh perspective (crayons will come off the wall), and try again. Above all else, make a home.

To my boys:
Marry a woman whose first pursuit is Christ. After that, she may be hard to please only if you don’t know “the secret”. What is that? I’m glad you asked. The secret to pleasing your wife is to make her feel safe and treasured.
You may have to move out of your comfort zone to do this at times. She won’t always readily translate the oil change to love, though it means that. But let me give you a “secret
question”–a question you need to ask her often. It’s not just in the asking, though. Be sure to focus your eyes on hers, maybe even touch her shoulder or face, and then ask:
"What’s on your mind these days?" And then be ready to listen. She wants you to draw her out. She will perceive this as your protection over the matters of her heart. Tenderness, listening ears, protection. That’s what she wants.

To you all:
If your wife or husband does something really stupid, forgive. If they do it again, forgive again. Forgiveness must be the
propelling force in your lives each day. Dwell on the strengths, push out thoughts of their weaknesses. Take every thought captive–
choose to love.
Here’s that part you are not going to hear often:
If you find yourself “not happy”, having lost attraction, disinterested, etc., you are not
permitted to even think about a divorce. If you find yourselves arguing more and more,
don’t think for a minute that “the children will be better off out of this”, because they won’t.
The vows you took on your wedding day were not suggestions. They were covenant
vows, before a Holy God, family and friends, to stay with this person the rest of your life,
even if you don’t feel like it. You swore a solemn oath and if you can’t live up to it, don’t
get married. Decide up front that your marriage is irrevocable. There is far more motivation for getting along if your “marriage
house” has no door.
Do not share intimate thoughts or feelings with anyone of the opposite sex. Do not find
yourself alone for any length of time with such either.
Divorce is not a “private option”. It will affect multiple families for many generations. When
you “separate what God has joined” you permanently injure far more than just yourself.
Guard your marriage as fiercely as you would guard your own life. Treat your spouse as an extension of your flesh, just as God sees you.
Treat your spouse like other family members.
You know, “you gotta love ‘em, they’re the only family you’ve got”.
I want you to be happy, I surely do. But I will pray for you to be holy.
Proverbs 19:14 - "Houses and wealth are inherited from parents, but a prudent wife is from the LORD."
Proverbs 20:6-7 - "Many a man claims to have unfailing love, but a faithful man who can find? The righteous man leads a blameless
life; blessed are his children after him."
God bless you......

David Oluwafemi
Joseph Oluwaferanmi
Karen Ewaoluwa.........

Brilliance9000: [b]You would only have to discuss all these, particularly number 2( MONEY) if you are looking to marry a Nigerian woman(most in my judgment love money more than their husbands, children and themselves...very sickening)....very arrogant, selfish, coterie of people. Do yourself a huge favor and marry yourself a white or other women besides Nigerian women. Most of these women besides Nigerian, already know all these and know how to treat their men. Don't start up debate with me, because I have been there; married a sister(Nigerian); was unhappy for years as with most of my friends(educated...doctors, engineers, lawyers) until we all set to try something different...non Nigerian women. WE ALL FOUND HAPPINESS AND HAVE WONDERFUL FAMILY. The common denominator is that these women have a different upbringing and approach to life differently.Money is never an issue with them...NEVER, even if you have it in abundance. It means virtually nothing to them.

THIS TREND WILL CONTINUE UNTIL NIGERIAN WOMEN LEARN TO STOP BEING ARROGANT AND MONEY HUNGRY. You can never win arrogance with a man...never except he is a weak man. He will rather, win it, leave you/divorce, or kill you. He is a man for a reason. The best you can do is to bring your demure, womanly side....believe me, 99% of guys will listen and have a dialogue with you. [/b]

Huh?!

Who the hell is this guy? You having an unhappy marriage with your so called Nigerian lady doesn't mean you should tag all Nigerian ladies with all those vices you listed. How many 9ja girls did you get married to? Huh?

You're making it seem like no one can be happily married with a Nigerian girl. #sighs# I don tire o. Nigerians babes this, Nigerian babes that.

Try adding 'GOOD CHARACTER' and see what happens.

sexyseun: what is it about me?

Aren't you the babe who opened the 'Am finally in love with a nairalander' thread. What happened to the nairalander you fell in love with?

Btw, go get a pregnancy test kit and also test youself incase of STD. I just hope you're not pregnant for the child's sake. But seriously, you shouldn't let every attractive Tom, D-ick and Harry poke you. Just saying.

I love this lady (Dakore).

lynpetra: we do that unconsciously esp,wen new in anoda relationship or cheating...some call d name of their ex.Really embarrassing .Had an experience,called my ex during moans..my bf was like"WOT DA .F.CK!!!,I DON'T WANNA HEAR HIS NAME AGAIN".I just hide under d duvet

Lol....I can imagine how you felt.

Sweetheart, a good man is hard to find. When you've got one, stick with him.

noskeybaba: ^unless u mean spiritual, its a fat lie. Infact science said that it makes u live longer. ♍ƴ guy try am, u fit be as fresh as M̶̲̅ε̲̣.

I don't agree with you. Did you know scientifically, a guy should have s-e-x once in 21 days? This is to help him regain all he's lost during the intercourse. *so I read*

ty osho: This is soooo true.never had a boil in over 30years.once I notice the symptoms,I apply ear wax at the site and next thing it's gone.

That's because earwax is a natural antibiotic. It helps prevent ear infections.

190:
Aha!! I USED to be just like this

yeah thats just the most logical thinking of most boys
the truth is you defo havent found that lady that could touch your soft spot
trust me, every guy out there has that ONE special lady he cherishes
even if he roams about with a gallizion of other chicks
let them cook in diamond pots, or throw backflips in bed with him
if a man doesnt love, he doesnt love
u just need to watch closely on that one woman who's worth it and who's willing to do the dare for u
trust me u might have met her already -
you are probably like this because u loved and loved hard in the past and it didnt work out for u
permit me to say ure a 2013 generation player, welcome to the club but ensure u keep one real woman aside and
make sure shes worth it, in no time u'll find yourself loving her

qed

N/B
Note this post isnt from 190 but was hijacked from the public cafe hes currently browsing from

Wow! First time you're actually making sense. #I'm probably just noticing lol# Nice one though

Just what I needed. God bless you OP.