₦airaland Forum

LordOfNaira:
I cannot even beat my cats like this let alone the princess that midehi2 would have for me.

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala now...

"The Bible says man shall not live by bread alone. You don’t expect him to eat Egusi soup the rest of his life; he has to eat Afang, Ogbono, etc, once in a while." - The funniest and grossly misleading citation from the Bible

- Tonto Dike Churchhill is Egusi soup

“Every smart woman will provide her man with condoms and lubrication and pray that the Holy Spirit guides them to use it on their side chicks, so they don’t bring infection home to us.”

- Holy Spirit sef

bizzy500:
but dats just the truth,are you innocent

olasaad:
Lol...that one is normal now. I think I will see something like"If you still my book god see you before tomorrow you will die".

SweetBoyFriend:
I wanna have sex with you

Are you cool with that ??

SweetBoyFriend:
Where do you live ??

SweetBoyFriend:
Thanks for your help

LordOfNaira:
Should I pm you? You see, as Lord of Nairaland, my face will appear like a sun and it might crash the system and spell doom for the site as it did once when somebody asked for my picture.

SweetBoyFriend:
How do i use it ??

LordOfNaira:
"Very" is an understatement, my lady.

I am unhumanly cute!!!

SweetBoyFriend:
Thanks

Is it rough on the skin ??

CardinalReinz:
I haven't seen any unique quality in dis professional olosho. U get laid !

SweetBoyFriend:

My Vaseline finished yesterday

Can i use groundnut oil ??

LordOfNaira:
Let us make ours, please!!!

Love Machine:
Heart-wrecker.

komzy589:
No its Pascal Obaro.

Love Machine:
He is saying the obvious.Na una dey create players among guys.

hannyjay:
And some idiots dat ar squating in face me I face u will come here and wish BABA dead. May thunder scater dia intestine. And may God bring our President back healthy and sound so he ll continue with dis corruption fight.