₦airaland Forum

Smellymouth:
Better pikin han / You look like your mama pikin/ See as your body dey born born pikin/ E be like say you go sabi the thing/ Fine girl/ Better pikin han/ You look like your mama pikin/ See as your body dey born born pikin/ E be like say you go sabi the thing/ Fine girl/ Haa/ Fine Girl/ Sexy Girl/ Fine girl/ It's a goodie girl/

Smellymouth:
My dear Nairalanders, On behalf of Nairaland Omo-Onile Association , I , Alaga 1 stand before you. We have come to a decision after a heated session behind closed doors which lasted for several hours.
And this is our conclusion. The candidate we are endorsing for the forthcoming miss NL is 'mimzy'.

I believe we have made the right choice.
Many promises will be be made. But this isn’t empty rhetoric. I give you my word.

Change starts with you. Don’t be afraid of change. Embrace change. Embrace the future. Embrace possibility. Dig deep.

We welcome y'all aboard the train.

I thank y'all.

Please direct all questions to my press secretary iambibi.
Cc: Neyoor.
midehi2

Smellymouth:
Na my mama oo

Smellymouth:
DJ, Jam me UP!!
***As I don show...kai She no dey regret, no more had I know/ Molato give am to me come dey get down low/ My brain dey scatter, am insane cause I don blow/ And I don blow....and I don blow/ Like say no tomorrow/ If I no get money I get place to borrow/ Shey you dey feel me, you dey form say you no know/ I get your password and you know say I don code/ Me I don code /
Oya baby make we collabo....collabo oh oh/ I know you want the collabo....collabo oh oh***

Lezzlie:
Aye, true! But I'm varyingly complex!!!

scentmarlc:
kkk keep lanicky in mind...

Aminat508:
sweetie, where is sameer1212?

scentmarlc:
bae na miss NL ooooo..


uno kontext?

ipledge10:
na day light robbing...and buhari believes he is fighting corrruption

Lezzlie:
My Queen! My reflection! There you are!
For So long I've tasted of your waters!
The taste is a ceaseless reawakening of my desires for more.
You're forever new

scentmarlc:
sweetbae....

ipledge10:
abi most gentle,you know i am always loyal...boss your face scarce oo like the 5th fish inside sardine

Smellymouth:
My dear BumBae, midehi2 goes wherever I go
So fogerrit My candidate shall be her candidate

BumBae:
Ok sir

Synnzu:
No where near that! Mimzy is a goddess in human form!! I'm not even bothered about others, I'm just saying there's no need to make it broader than it already is. Moreover, Mr/Mrs NL should be an active member right?? We both know that the only sections with a cult-like following are the Politics and Romance sections. Simple.

Synnzu:
This is an online forum bro. Not the Federal Republic of Nigeria. There are limits. Cheers!

BumBae:
U sure u can keep up with my twerking

BumBae:
U sure u can keep up with my twerking

BumBae:
Yes dat kiss epensive .. Its been insured
Wt app about wetin we discuss the other day u still wan dance

BumBae:


Thanks for wt

Smellymouth come here .. U dey kiss her she don confirm who she dey vote for .. Ease up on the kissing till u confirm dat kiss worth 50k

Smellymouth:
these re not my real kisses ooo

peeparty:
we doing this for lanicky bae...

Smellymouth:
BreadandBeans
Wildflame
midehi2
iambibi
Fraih
obontami
SlyIsaac
SmellyAnus
firstking01
Jubrealguy
Sheunsheun
Vipez
josepn
ActOfWar
wristbangle
MrObontami
Naughtynaughty
Angelberry
falcooney
RaDaZaBaNa
Etc..
Etc..
Etc...

When the time is right, I, on behalf of Omo-Onile Association will release a PRESS statement . Until then, let's keep our voice low..
Thank you for your co-operation.

UP ASSO!!

Smellymouth:
9. This is important, before 30, you should
have bought a land somewhere and be
paying instalmentally,or you may probably
end up as a tenant.



OP, na dat NO 9 dey fear me..u know how much be plot of land?

Flexherbal:
I don't agree with him. There are some black women who don,t like white guys. I once met a lady who told me that white guys irritate him.

Caseless:
GOD is too big and immeasurable to be told the last line.

Bartork:
Tell me there's nothing beneath the smile

SerialGist:
Is there anything like 'love' in Nigerian context?

ekensi01:
and what bring the issue of sweet or bitter threr?

figo05:
This girl don spoil