₦airaland Forum

RTSC:
The people creating threads for your hopeless self are as useless as you.

You that a 17 year old aba importer would use to mop the floor.

Insignificant lout.

lol.. Let people that have their only claim to importance/acheivement in this life only on nairaland be na. U want to shatter their fragile precious life here ? Do u want them to start constituting nuisance and rebellion to real people in real life ? Let them be emperors and leviathans on nairaland biko

Bughari,over to yu

Luciius:
Oga, calm down n stop being an extremist!
I'm a committed Christian too and this is actually funny

you are a comitted christian and u find blasphemy as fun. May God deliver you

TheFacelessMan:
But of course, that's evident

I speak peace to your troubled soul ivar.Be healed !

ProFuhrer:
Red Mosquito.

redmosquito ! Always on time for that minion and hades stuff

The greatest president Nigeria never had,..due to blind nepotism

TheFacelessMan:
But you know your father was the one involved in tribalism and not me.

so you also lack parental upbringing ivar the bigot?

Gracias !

Painful

TheFacelessMan:


Some years back... i met Sarah, the most beautiful stripper i had ever seen...


I was the luckiest man because i convinced her to spend the weekend with me

She was very yellow and endowed in all the right places. Mere looking at her made my heart stop

It was Friday night she arrived so we couldn't do anything un-Biblical.

Saturday morning, she said she would shower as i went to make breakfast.


"Honey are you done?" I turned back to her with a tray of food ....


I almost jumped out of my skin! What sort of creature was this ?


Her yellow skin wasn't factory fitted. Her bleached skin could be best described as army "camouflage" .

Worse still, her yellowish brown panties were wedged in her ass-crack. The craw craw on her black buttocks could be used for map reading in a Geography class.

I must have set a record for an erection deflation; it took 0.5 seconds or less.

I never ever wished for a Monday morning like i did in that moment......


To be continued.....

. U write like one minion and hades guy way back on ds forum..

This should be your calling not that idiotic tribalism u were engaged in as ivar d boneless. Good job

Rossikk:
Lazy fool. Don't go and be productive instead of posting garbage online. Then blame Buhari for your uselessness.

lol. Zombee,if u must know,urs truly sits very pretty on the first two Or so on that list. I do my best as an individual for the society,but zombee,the buck stops at someone else's table. Someone that that controls the country's massive resources,armed forces,power sector,et al. Wake up the dimming wits

Rossikk:
USELESS FOOL Instead of disturbing us with all these dodgy ''reports'' from God-knows-where, why not tell us what YOU are doing to help your fellow Nigerian? Do you have a business employing people? Did you join a charity? What have YOU done?

Is it not your mates forming start-ups in Yaba that are attracting millions of dollars in investment from overseas? If you are productive, you will have no time or inclination to be posting all this useless rubbish. GET WORKING.

take it easy, zomb*eesm no be full time job

Igbo amaka !












Resourcefulness amaka

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Naijaguy123:
If Babangida should come out tomorrow as PDP presidential candidate the Ibo will still vote him massively.

ibo dey chase u and ua papa for sleep ?

Their shoes look interesting. Emir fit pad through river niger with those shoes,without worrying about sinking

Because of 120k bike ! Na wa for people o !

This is unnacceptable !

Its sacrilege. A stupid attempt at comedy. I wonder why nairaland mods will give vent to this needless display of blasphemy !

Aside the white beard ,..and maybe the orange dress. I no see anyother semblance o

Hmm . Not one stray snake but 2. There has to be a snake colony nearby

Marotzke:
It will be good if you can tell us the year this photo was taken .
It will answer a wholatta questions.

40's

Whats scanty here. Is this not how wizkid looks ?

No pics of the murderer ?

Well, ..since its not onnighen or any thing that sounds like it,..dont expect bughara to bat an eyelid on this

.

Nothing was truer

Every last blood ke. How many last drop of blood u get ?

igbodefender:
Maybe. What if she disappears and reappears near you?/Talk true, will you run?

na to wake up from the dream o

omenkaLives:
The moment I saw *upon his LOST*, I knew where this new is most likely coming from. If you like, use *Sheikh* or *Ayatola*, instead of Alhaji, we know you're a Mazi!!

Majemaje things.

Do u really see a horde of giant mazi's chasing you around in your dreams while u run around with spindly legs ?

kayfra:
We EP those that need EP. She needs EP

Emeka can't perform but Oduduwa will give her a factory reset. That's what she will be useful for, nothing more. Make she go help for shop afterwards. Gala must not expire

so in essence you really lust shamelessly after peoples wives.


What a people !

kayfra:
She is pretty and can get it from Oduduwa's son even though her husband spreads fake news

is it a norm in odudu republic to lust after married women..just asking