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See as am reading this with tears,
Another blow again,

Lautech is really a wrong choice

Tahrah:
I refuse to let you drag me down to the same level of frustration as you.It's not my fault that you aren't making any sense.

Attitude and then she complains she can't find man on NAIRALAND we give up

Martin0:
abi !!so how life na?

oga e get as e be oo

But we thank God sha

Tahrah:
People should try to understand that the op is not meant to be taken serious.

How,
Look at this mongloforic cacophoric village girl talking to a Londoner as if they on the same level

Isit our fault u can't find man on NAIRALAND

Martin0:
hahahaha na wa ooo,u dey read well so?

oga English no be my mother's tongue oo

I think I like this

Hey Y'all, you know yourself

Or should I start calling names

Where is my money

MaziOmenuko:
Paper Talk from Skysports



http://www.skysports.com/football/transfer-paper-talk

I am not too comfortable with the deals in red @ 3 and 4; DIer (outrageous price tag, typical of Spurs) and Muller (Pensioner, Schweinsteiger shoud have taught us a lesson)

Man u is turning to a joke,
Dem wan turn real Madrid of England abii
Wasting resources

Martin0:
Mehn women are not easy ooo very strong people with tactics,well this my madam(ex) year's ago I plan to marry her ooo but eh no money for marriage na infact I still dey struggle to earn a living averagelly babe came up with different tactics oooo coz d love was too much,infact eh d love too plenty.


So I told her that she should wait and me na jus my 19 clocking 20 babe was I think 25 then with her chekele body!!!

Mehn my people time was ticking for her she nor fit wait anymore,not know babe has been eying my niggy that one was just d only son of his father so no qualms ,na she know how she take package dude to herself ooo
The only thing she later told me was she Er martin I love Austin ooo
We are inlove...

Me was like ''U say ''? ''Which Austin''?
And she was like. Ask me again na?
Immediately I just understand...


Er am pregnant for him ooo...

Infact eh my ppl!!! My body just emotionally scarter..
The reason for that was to kill our love because me am not ready to settle down that time. Mehn na d betrayal be that ooo story too long abeg!!!

Guy na wa for you oo
U dey 19 and you don dey plan marriage ,
Shorie pe bayi

sekxy:
my female friend hmmmm. .vivi,,will I say she's an opportunist..
it happened that this babe has been eyeing my big brother cos he's wealthy but too principled when it comes to do with women..

so because she was my year1 roomie,,she noticed how he sends me money and was begging to speak with him..sometimes she even tries to steal his number from my phone of which I have caught her severally...okay so this year I went to visit her where she resides and it happened that my phone got lost during that period..I had to use hers to call my brother,,and didn't bother to delete the number from her phone..

I left to get something which took some hours for me to get to her house...to my greatest surprise,,as I went back to her house..na em the bae started telling me sorry oo..that she didn't know how she mistakenly sent a message to my bros..and the most annoying part was that the message was damn bad..she said and I quote"please come and pick me and my friends to the hotel we have been waiting for you"she showed me the message ..omo i mad,,she later showed me another message she sent to my brother that she's sorry, ,that it was a wrong number..!! the truth is that she's been looking for a way for my bros to notice her..thank God my brother didn't even call back or ask me of the message..since then I gave up on her!!

But why u dey block her blessing now
You wan date your brother

pcguru1:
Lol I told my uncle to get ps1 and he brought brick game for me, I vex tell my other correct uncle and he got me ps1 na when the second later come get another ps1 after him mistake but him no know say we get one already.

How una dey take get that kain uncles,
My uncles dem na to Com from lagos,
Share us new ten-ten naira note

austyn0:
I can't think up one, and as a result of that, Op hope you don't mind I comment on your own experience................ Primary 1 naim you geh mind stab pesin biro? Your bro didn't betray you walahi

Well that was the first and only time I did that

Oga wetin con be betrayal again, if you see how my heart take f that day,
Thank God my pickin and hin own go be cousins
Karma issa bit.ch

pcguru1:
I had two ps1 so I borrowed a friend in secondary school he never told me he was pulling out from the school, I got the ps1 back but it was sheer luck he once took me to his house to get money for school fees that was mile2 , and for some reason the address got stuck in head. He never believed it when I came with someone to get the ps1 it was a big fight the friend I bought almost strangulated him in front of his mother he brought out cutlass we got the ps1 back since then I've been very suspicious about everyone , the next betrayal was also in secondary school , there was this beautiful girl that had a crush on me , not like I didn't like her I wasn't really into her not sure why, a friend of mine because he wanted the babe started bad mouthing me and saying stuff to her I said about her which I never did, I think they went out and broke up till she left the school but before she left I think she knew he lied but mehn I didn't care sef. But now I'm very suspicious and don't trust people easily.

U be big boy oo
That time we dey jump fence go play ps1...
Dat aiint betrayal,
Sound like something I will do

pocohantas:
One guy way back. He told me he was in dire need of money for a project which I was aware of. He took this money and gave another girl a fraction of it. Said she was stranded or whatever. The matter just weak me...LOL! They were actually running shows...

Abeg, who una think be side chick among us?

Lol, u said one guy

You don't tell us you have anything together

SingleDad:
Abi u no no say nah lie people go come lie for hia .

Bros calm down, I still dey cook my lie

Do quick make hin done

SingleDad:
Let me think about my own lie. Please wait, i am coming.

Well we are still waiting!!!

But why do you think people will come here with lies

To entertain you??

HelenBee:
When I was in primary school I was very lazy but intelligent. I'd teach everyone their assignments but pile mine down in my bag. So my then best friend opened my bag one day and asked why all my textbooks were there. I told her the truth. During break,I went to the toilet only for her to come and call me that my class teacher was calling me. Long story cut short...Two teachers took turn in flogging me. That was the end of my friendship with girls. Oyindamola...I've forgiven you o.

Lol, I haven't forgive my brother yet,

Y'all know everyone has been betrayed one way or the other, be it business, or other aspects of life ,
Let's just share it and have a good laugh over em.

I had mine in primary 1, or so
1st day idd use a pen, shey you know nursery class na pencil and eraser.

First day of resumption now, new school uniform, new shoes, new everything infact I was shining, but one thing was missing, the holes in my belt aiint enough to hold the short, so I carry hand put for pocket hold the thing, make hin no fall my hand.

I scaled through assembly but my nosy classmates aiint having any of that, they turned me to a joke and took turns pulling my shorts. I no talk, I juss bone dey write me note

Na so one old bully for my class com do hin own pull my short and was about pulling my pant, gboahh!!!!
I scatter my new eleganza biro for hin head,
Hin wan form commendian abi
Omo see blood everywhere , class scatter for my head, my body con weak

Na so the class teacher ( uncle) carry me go headmistress office,
As per sey my momma na teacher now, after uncle for class na me dey speak English pass,

Omo na so I finish all of them with grammar oo con add innocent face join... See levels now
Mistress been wan pardon me, but one witch looking aunty con say make them go call my brother for primary 4 to know if am that violent or it was just a mistake

Na so dem bring my favourite brother come (soft)
Omo mehn, they asked the Niqqa just one simple question
Is this how he use to do at home?
You knw what!!

The son of a bitch said YES as in Yea-Yea
(in wizkid voice) I was beyond shocked :oomo see beating
The beating was not even as painful as the heartbreak



It's been over 16 years now,
But that has been my 1st and biggest betrayal all my life

Ever since then
I don't trust no one

poshestmina:
Maybe it the hijab the lady was wearing cause I'm sure she wasn't the only black around there then!
The world is obviously tired of Islam and their heartless unending killings.

Did you see the name of the other lady,?
Use your brain, not only your head

sinaj:
Haba if fine gelz like her dey find hubby how hugly gels like us go do

una go do house maid

AlBaqir:
# Even the holy Kaaba and Masjid Nabawiyah can never and will never consumed all the pilgrims at the same time no matter how large the try to expand it. So increase in population VS available mosque is not an excuse for building extravagance mosque that these almajiris will never be allowed to enter into. The best shot they could get is littering its environment and as usual begging.

# If we decide to build mosque based on our astronomical population, then we will litter every single corner with mosque. Interestingly, do you know what excessive mosques have done to the Muslim community? It divide our brotherhood the more.

# In Islam, there are rules and priority for everything. While there are many blessed ayah commanding taking care of the poor, I have never seen a single ayah enjoying us to build extravagance mosque.




# That is your school not the north. Have you ever travelled up north? If you had, then you will testify to seeing almajiris eating left over and rotten foods from dumped sites near food-seller's joint. Is that an indication they are being taking care of yet they have money to build extravagance mosque.

I don't wanna keep arguing keep arguing to make a point that am right,
I haven't been to the north, and I haven't seen the almajiris,
But what you should know is, that there are poor people everywhere,
We just have to encourage people to do good deeds

How does it protect the screen for God sake,
You juss tell me tell me apply it then it works

Which work

And all this people are catering wawu

AlBaqir:
# You said you prayed in the rain in PH. How's PH, a predominantly Christian state equal Maiduguri, a predominantly Muslim state? Kindly tell me how?


# Again there are lots of Mosque in Maiduguri (and north in general), both local and central mosque. Building a brand new with billions of naira is extravagance.

# Do you know the life and blood of a single Mu'min is worthy in the sight of Allah than Ka'aba, not to mention an ordinary mosque?

# There was a survey where the estimation of almajiris roaming around the streets of the Northern region is more than 3 million. That is equal or more than the population of Osun or Ekiti state. Are those young almajiris don't have right (haq) upon the government and every well to do northerners, of being take care of?


# This case is like an idiot that abandoned his family at home and assumed the journey of Tabligh on the part of God.

# And mind you, this thread has never dreamt of being at front page before I made my comment so accusing me with this words "just because you want others to see you as being fair", is unfair. Besides, if you know me you wouldn't even think like that.

Yes pH is dominated by Christians,
We have few mosques and few Muslims,
But the mosques aiint enough,
So what do you say about maiduguri,
Proly 100=% Muslims, with a geometric increase in population,
Don't think they need more mosques than we do?
Yo don't criticise them for building mosques,
I can only accept your point if you tell me you live their,
And they have more mosques than people,

Feeding the poor should be another case to be discussed
On another thread,
My school mosques has a different account for feed a soul donations and other donations,
My brother these doesn't affect themselves Amy way.

I could have accused you wrongly, am sorry about that
Any Muslim seeing that would think of you same way I did

maasoap:
Where did you learn that? Even in Saudi Arabia, they use public money to build worship centers.

Let's accept Nigeria is not a Muslim country,
But I don't know why he thinks money can only be raised by government or external sources,
What happen donations, and contribution by the masses

AlBaqir:
# First, who finance the construction of this mosque?

# If it is built with tax payers money then its never a mosque for Allah. Hard earned salaries of workers are yet to be paid. If it is overseas sponsored, there is better thing to do with the money if properly supervised. Unless there is specific instruction on the money to build mosque.

# We have enough mosques already for Allah's sake. What is the need of building more? Is the number of mosques we have in our environments summarised how religious and righteous we are?

# While North is extremely poor generally, Maiduguri is one of the poorest state of the north. The life of their common people is miserable while 100s of 1000s of almajiris are roaming the streets (and some are being recruited as Boko haram) yet millions of dollar are being wasted to build mosque(s). What kind of mosque is that?

Do you really have to type that,
Last week here in pH, I prayed in the rain, Not because it raining, it juss because their aiint enough space to accommodate us all in the mosque,
It's OK to know where they gat the fund,
But you have no point saying we dont need mosques Any longer......
Don't be an hypocrite just because you want others to see you as being fair

You are wrong my brother,
Very wrong

Safiaa:
sorry.

Go and sin no more

Safiaa:
Shut up.

Just like that

That's disrespectful

Safiaa:
are you a doctor? Do you know the science behind a females body? I think not. When the skin streches to accommodate the fat in the boobs or ass..it causes a loss of elasticity, which results to sagging. Squats can help to a certain extent. But i know a fake ass when i see one. Understood?

This one will just be arguing up and down

Have seen and I know ladies with bigger ass
I don't need to walk100metres in my school before I count 10

Give me the privilege to supply suya to a Londonder like u


It's a life time achievement

Fingerprinter:
And how do you know he's an average income guy? Because they are not showing off cars and exquisite locations in the shoot?

God bless you, I been ask her the same question
I just decide to let it pass

Hey ex
Stop distracting me from my new relationship,

You keep making my heart race anytime I see you

trustyshoess:
I've learnt the hard way, many many times that I can't trust anyone. One minute it's all bliss, next minute, they've done a 360

they have done a 360

Why not use a singular pronoun