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@kaka
arent u suppose to be dead? And wats up wit ur gf.

@tommy
everythings

Perfect!

I went to check if u ever matured.

Assurance

Yeah. Gud save ur comment c0z no1 wants skunk on nairaland.

I meant, d guy in d joke.
I've seen d joke 4 or 5 tyms b4.

This guy again?

I blame u for overblaming.

Did ituen lie to u or u're just covering up 4 him.

U told me b4 dat u had a biznet shot. Datt wad'i'm talkn'bout.

No problem. Just hold ur breath.

Its no xactly her fault now. The girl try fine but ituen dozn av eyes for d female specie.

Dont u doznt knw hw to red?

Never.

Guy ur shoe wunt size me o.

@ben
guy, lets talk biznes.

To everyone else, the goat waz tasty, but to ITUEN, it waz sexy.

@ben
re:ist paragraph

GBAM!

Merci mon ami.

Ha ha ha. Gracias amigo.

I use to think it waz impossible, but now i knw better.

@TT
doz it hurt so bad dat u are stuck to just 1 language?

@ben
Well I can.

No 1 needs brains to read this.

I'll never buy an "AUDI"

Poor boy.

Again?

Its hooking emperoh in d rong place.

@clem
lol

@clem
hi honnie hw u duin?

I,showbobo and tessy went to luk for material to make d goat end up in our stomach. But before we came bak, ituen had bolted wit d goat. Last we heard waz dat he lodged into an hotel wit d goat.