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Yo momma's so poor her idea of a meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. |
Yo momma's so ugly she has her pic nxt to d word "ugly" in a dictionary. |
Well revive/retard wateeever has lowered the tempo. We're buildn it up somewhere else away 4rm her bad energy. |
I'm at d hospital now due to d blast but. . . . . My pleasure. |
*hugs suga* dont feel baaaad. I'm still here if ya need me. |
*mig and his linage go further into the future wich waz 2days ahead living kid to wait endlessly and stupidly for mig to arrive.* *the dude is now lost in d past only mig can reverse tym to pick hm up, but nofin goes for nofin.* |
*LOUD XPLOSION* <EFFECT SENSORED> |
Yo momma's so ugly shes the "BEFORE" in "before&after" do i nid to tell u totally diff person is the "after" |
Yo momma's ugly but she's got frnds. She makes frnds by drawing them. |
And i'm a slayer wit metallic skeletal system. The best of my kind. *without turning gives kid a super round house kick wich sends him to the future* |
Didnt take ne offence. I waz just xplaining somn general on a lighter mood. And. . . . .*smiles* the name's M I G I N E S |
Yo momma's so ugly, she luks lyk a masqurade painting gone bad. |
Yo momma's a$$ is so long she luks lyk a horse wid a broken back bone. |
Yo momma's a$$ is so long she luks lyk a horse wid a broken back bone. |
*mig comes 4rm behind and gives kid a resounding lap. . . . . . Kid start hearing voices till he passes out* |
*the bullet misses mig narrowly, he jumps on kid and punched his lights out then awaits the next adversary* |
"My idea of a perfect marriage. Ur wife's upset, she goes on a 1 month cruise and leaves u and her sexy sister home alone" |
"if u can't beat them, arrange for them to be beaten" |
H£LL NO! ed iznt. |
h£ll no! |
NAIRAWOOD: bak by popular demand.(check d recent posts on "christmas has been postponed" nd u'll knw wat i mean) but ist AUDITION!!! Just signify and u'rd gamed. |
Deeeeeuuum. Clem, dad'hurts. |
Datts tru. . . Hes in deep sh!T if ituen finds hm wit naijagurl. They beta be far away. Hmmmm. Is it just a coincidence dat TT and showbobo av been offline in d same period? |
A'mean wats da point if every1 kips typn lol.Lmao.Roflmao.Hilarious.Nice.Etc on ur thread. U myte av to check d post all over again. Catch'ya. |
Hi honnie. I'm fckn glad u lyk d joke but u've not replied my love letter. |
Wen u finally get the pork down ur throat then u'll laf. |
@mdsocks bomb me, it dnt mata datts the fun in it but some pips dnt knw datt. |
@volta i mean every 1 gets to c ur msg. @mellow thanks man. |
Nah it a forum. |
Nah it a forum. |
Lol. Thanks Schwazzeneggar never dies in a movie. WELCOME TO NAIRAWOOD: D gud d bad and d bloody. |
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