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Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 1:19am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Thats what I've been tryin to do, seems like you're not gonna be of much help here I sincerely hope it doesn't mean some lip smacking after a tasty meal of grilled turkey |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 1:29am On Nov 23, 2007 |
@revive i think u're just possessed by a demon that thinks hes God. And i'm done wasting ma tym wid'u. Word of advice? TAKE A LONG WALK TO HELL! |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 1:31am On Nov 23, 2007 |
@revive i think u're just possessed by a demon that thinks hes God. And i'm done wasting ma tym wid'u. Word of advice? TAKE A LONG WALK TO HELL! |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 1:31am On Nov 23, 2007 |
@revive i think u're just possessed by a demon that thinks hes God. And i'm done wasting ma tym wid'u. Word of advice? TAKE A LONG WALK TO HELL! |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by seun001(m): 9:02am On Nov 23, 2007 |
@revive, could u come up with something more interesting or let me help hmmm revive seeing that the commotion has refused to subside decided to wear the armour of God and her first lightening blast hits migines turning him into a shriveled old man with a walking stick and shaky shaky legs, |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by mellow(m): 9:20am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Is somebody still alive? I think some peeps are better off dead[/color][color=#990000] |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 9:35am On Nov 23, 2007 |
we dont want no water let this revive gal burn, burn modaf**ka, burn WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TURNING MY THREAD INTO, A HORROR FILM? BROUGHT OUT MY P4 AND REVOLVER AND GAVE REVIVE THE WORST SHOT OF HER LIFE THAT NOBODY OR EVEN ANY ORGANISM OR INCANTATIONS CAN REVIVE HER, hisses and asked, who is next |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sniperwolf(m): 9:55am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Sniperwolf comes in and snipe everyone. Including the poster |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 10:03am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Still fighting? Lord have mercy. [/sup]Looking with suprise because all those that are fighting had been asked to stop[sup] |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 10:10am On Nov 23, 2007 |
sniper doesnt know i am the powerful poster, a very supernatural being, from behind i grabbed him by the neck and snuffed the life outta him, took my ever ready dagger and beheaded him, gave his head to sussy who used it for rituals, |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sniperwolf(m): 10:19am On Nov 23, 2007 |
It was agent 47 that was killed my location isn't spotted yet |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 10:22am On Nov 23, 2007 |
brownsilk:Stop saying evil things i ca never do a thing like that.My the Lord visit ur life b4 ur month implicate u. [/sub] i will be praying for u because the Lord those not want the death of a sinner [sub] |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 10:27am On Nov 23, 2007 |
sussy1: Sussy dear, the demonised ones do not want peace. But I am on a mission to destroy all their demons. My presence alone is knocking off the demons out of them until they know peace. Those who already have peace continue to rejoice. NO WAY, PEACE MUST REIGN IN THIS HOUSE. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 10:31am On Nov 23, 2007 |
HAHAHAHAHAHA , sussy, u have already done it, this world is not the real world, this is a mere shadow of the real world, so believe it or not, we are in this together, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hey u sniper, i got you, now i guess its ur ghost walkin about, but now am goin to transform u into a pillar of salt, nmzawaramseyayrotogomastilogsoja, hmmmmmm, swish,swoosh,swaah, tuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnn innnnnttttoooo saaallllllltttttttt, HAHAHAHAH , let me taste the salt, hmmm good one laughed again, replaced my revolver, p4 and dagger, dusted hands, winked at sussy and walked out of the scene whistling |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 10:43am On Nov 23, 2007 |
brownsilk:I can c that u ve a demon in u,i will still be praying for u any way. Revive:Amen i agree with u |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by sussy1(f): 10:45am On Nov 23, 2007 |
brownsilk:I can c that u ve a demon in u,i will still be praying for u any way. Revive:Amen i agree with u |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by ademiller(f): 11:06am On Nov 23, 2007 |
was in cloud nine, 4got maself, saucekid , u brute oh well, wat was that noise, a big bang, but i just feel light headed. oh no y am i driftin away? saucyyyyyyyyyyy, u seem woozzzzzzzzzzy, who is dat woman hey why am i floatin or am i,,,,,,, noooooooooooooooooooooo(she will b back to avenge her murder) gen gen gen gen, watchout for season 8 |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 11:15am On Nov 23, 2007 |
mumu |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 11:33am On Nov 23, 2007 |
WALKS IN****sees the chaos**drops a silent biological nerve distabilizing bomb**whisks brownsilk and ademiller**WALKS OUT |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 12:03pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
saucekid:mumu, i was already put before u came in dont talk to me saucy, u are unfaithful, am already fillin for divorce, PLS WHO WILL BE OUR LAWYER |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 12:06pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
i am not unfaithful dear**** dont divorce me now abeg make una help me beg am now**who will be cooking for me,bla bla bla ing with me, pls dont go honey you know u are my cube of sugar,my pint of salt,my piece of meat in the pot,my ball of eba,the button on my shirt,the ink in my biro*****my soup in the plate |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by brownsilk(f): 12:15pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
so thats ur reason for not wanting me to go , well screw you cos am gone already, come to the house and pick ur bags with the gateman, did i just say bags? i got those bags for you, including the clothes, well u certainly have nothing, so dont come back , go and meet ur diva naija, am sure she is still on that mountain witing to devour you , I AM A MAN HATER NOW |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 12:30pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
uhm***i dont know who you're talking about*** singing avant**just a lil bit*changes to *4 minutes** why are you a man hater now?? i never did anything wrong |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by ademiller(f): 12:31pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
@saucykid, dont u beg, she is a murderess, she murderd me when i just appeared in the film, let her go, i wish we had somethin goin on, but im dead now, but ma ghost will 4eva hunt my killer i wont rest brownsilk, i wont |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 12:47pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
@ seun001 revive seeing that the commotion has refused to subside decided to wear the armour of God and her first lightening blast hits migines turning him into a shriveled old man with a walking stick and shaky shaky legs, [quote][/quote] He deserves it only that the Armour of God is not for harming humans but for devastating and over-coming the demons who are using them. Meanwhile as it is that “life without Christ is crisis”, he is already having a crisis in him thus he backed out. (Probably to amend his demon infested-life and come to proper life). I keep sending him PEACE. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 12:51pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
uses anti ghost spray**i turn ademiller back to a human beautiful lady**files for divorce and get 70% of the property**me and ademiller ride into the sunset |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Revive(f): 1:06pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
@ BROWN SILK we don't want no water let this revive girl burn, burn modaf**ka, burn WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TURNING MY THREAD INTO, A HORROR FILM? BROUGHT OUT MY P4 AND REVOLVER AND GAVE REVIVE THE WORST SHOT OF HER LIFE THAT NOBODY OR EVEN ANY ORGANISM OR INCANTATIONS CAN REVIVE HER, hisses and asked, who is next[quote][/quote] And b/4 any of these could happen a powerful lightining struck Brown, she became blind and heard a voice saying to her "Brown Brown why are u persecuting me. Why do u want to postpone my birthday" Then an angel lead Brown to the house of anointed children of God where she will be laid hands uppon and prayed for, so as to get her sight back. As Brown goes through all these she realises that no body tampers with the Lord's Birthday and gets away with it. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by ademiller(f): 1:51pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
@saucykid, dont u beg, she is a murderess, she murderd me when i just appeared in the film, let her go, i wish we had somethin goin on, but im dead now, but ma ghost will 4eva hunt my killer i wont rest brownsilk, i wont |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by saucekid(m): 2:00pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
i aint begging******already filed for divorce and got 70% of the property last i remembered,i transformed you back to human so we can commence bla bla bla |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by SugaLips(f): 2:36pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
What about us Saucekid? You said you love only me but I see you're counterfeit. I don't know why you guys have deserted me. First Miggie then you. PS, this thread is no longer funny because of that silly lil thang Revive who has absolute no sense of humor. She don't see we're in the JOKES section |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Migines(m): 2:40pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
*hugs suga* dont feel baaaad. I'm still here if ya need me. |
Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by Rosietimes(f): 2:43pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
More, more, more, more. I want more. I dont have to go to silverbird this evening. NAIRALAND MOVIES!!! Me like. Whats up Saucekid, Miggie, Ademiller, Brownsilk, Sussy1 hope y'all ready to pay my hospital bills, cos you got me in stiches. I'm loving this thread |
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