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@suga $ turkey
thanks guys, i waz about to give hm a guuuud piece of ma mind.

U g0nna regret dis ur idea one day, one beautiful day.

. . .and cone ice-cream

Lol

Ed a'int no problem. Its just mildly burnt.

*applause!!!*

Jones

. . . . and dog skin.

Yo momma's so nasty, ur close friends call u "SON-OF-A-BITCH"

@sharn
yeah in d jokes section

*screams*
wtf!

I still think d same thing i waz initially thinking.

Blue

@saucekid
y dont we advertise NAIRAWOOD on radio?

@rich dad
why u laffing? Waz it somn i typed?

@saucekid
but they told me they turned down a #20,000 offer and dat they luv workn 4 charity<i wonder who dad'is and how much she pays them>

Now we'll patiently wait for emperoh and ninjabyte who are currently shoting a romance movie in BAGHDAD.<we wish them gud luck, they'll nid it>

Ves?

Some ppl av takn it upon themselve to dig up old dirts l8ly.

Yeah and ed a'int non of ur biznes.

No i've got amnesia

War ship

So he can luk and lust.

Lmao

<but y do u always attack yorubas>

Lol.D g0nna be duin a lot of bating.

Yeah thanks. But u tell me do u make up doz jokes urself NO! HELL NO!
Datts y i hardly accuse ne1 of copy&paste. So ituen be cool. We tyt tho.

*Bows*
thank u. . . . . . . . Hypocrite!

Ituen deh shine.

Lol. Then his daughters will get pregnant.

Niiiice

My speech

ist of all i want 2 say 10q to my moda my fada, my honnie clem, my rib suga, my friends ituen, showbobo, tope ,biggs,benjay, my biznes partner saucekid, my fans zolta, mellow E.T.C, my neighbours dog, my own dog, my doctor's cat my own cat, the mallam down the street, the gun and drug dealers my cousin's GF, the crew of "nairaland radio", d dead gold fish i had in kindergarten, my gym mananger, the sales girl at shopryte, all the chinese at osata, my uncle's daughter, my mothers daughter, and my father's only son. I want to thank them all for being a part of this project and making my dream of being a movie producer/star come true. I want to thank u all*getting emotional* i luv u all and i hope u luv me too.*waving* i will neva 4get u all please keep reading and repling my movies. I luv u all have a fucking nice time in this wood.*kisses*



MIGINES CEO, NAIRAWOOD

*applause!!!*

we will now call on the best stuntmaster and promising newbie to give thier speech weneva they come online.