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Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe,

Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.

9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call "E-mail Envy."

6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

4. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

And the number one reason "Why e-mail is like a penis."

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind!

D smart ass bellboy stole it. Even u dint realize it.

Nope, nodadull.

Hmmmm

@ninjabyte
When u give it a shot.
*smiles* thanx

Billy nd Bob:chap3

Billy: u luk lyk u've been wallowing wit pigs all day!
Bob:Nooo, i started wit d dogs.

Ha ha lol.
Av u seen dat picture wher OBJs got huge muscles nd says"i have the power to . . ."

Fair enuf,thank u.

20inches!?
FU MF!
Now we both knw wat oranges mean.
U start a thread to talk bout miggy's weapon! Lol. Funny

I gud turn deserves anoda; or wat do u think?

Lol, hw bout dis

Miggy:why are both of ur ears burnt?
Ituen: i waz ironing nd had my fone next to me, it rang then i picked d iron instead.
Miggy:so wat happened to d oda ear?
Ituen: d person called back.

Ha ha

Commitee

If u think i'm thinking wat u think i'm thinking, u're rong. Coz i'm thinking something far diff 4rm wat u think i'm thinking nd to think i'm thinkin bout wat u're thinkin is BIZZARE

dont wory we are thinkin d same thing; oranges, simply oranges.

Yeah especially some ladies.

Sory man i've sn dis b4.
But not to wory i'm still lol

I meant wat i rote, it has no oda intapretation.
*smiles*

Wat has my s*x got to do wit d fruit i lyk?

Yeah

Heeeeeeeeeell NO?
I'm a guy, shes a she.

Blasphemy! Is wad a mean

Which do y'all lyk best?
@lancaster
av u tried d riddles?
I'm online 24-7=i no get job.

@lancaster
Personaly i also luv d lil johnny's. Lol
i will definitely hit ya'll wit some more.

@clem
y me?

So
kk=dashkk

U are a veeery baaaaaad girl. U want to spoil me.

Cleeemcyyyyklee!
Well, wat can i say; i love oranges.

finny digital,warri boys no dey carry last.

Show and Tell,

The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for
"Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.

The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?
"I brought a Walkman."

"And what is it for?"
"You can listen to music with it!"

"That's nice Wendy. What did you bring Kenny?"
"I brought a 'lectrical can opener, it opens cans!"
"Well done, Kenny.

Umm, Johnny, I see you didn't bring anything!"
"Yes, I did. It's in the hall."

So the entire class goes into the hallway.

"Umm, Johnny, what is that?"
"It's a heart/lung machine hospitals use to keep your heart going."

"Whoa. What did your father say about you bringing this?"

"He said, 'AAAARRRGGGH!!!'"