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Dont wory, theres no powder inside, they just gave us to scare ppl. Even d gun has no bullet, dats y i can ask her to hold it 4 me.

Words lyk
confisticate, evaluate can be used in a typical village setting.

I 1da y no1 has replied dis post. Its fckn HILARIOUS! Definitely 1 of ma fvryte. Nd so tru.
U've made ma week.

*Kicks door open nd dashes into rum wit gun in hand*
CLEM, FREEZE!
U are under arrest 4 hmmm. . . .Hold on lemme as my supritendent.
Culd u pls hold my gun while i do dat?

. . . . Beautiful

hilarious!

Oouch!

By instinct?
Choice of words i.e diction

Mayb, instinct?

Wat do u mean? Re u refering to tessy?

Yeah. . .Daats tru. . .

, and, ?

@crazy kid
Noooo O. Dont misintaprete; its only u nd d poster.

@surugede
d only reason i'll agree wit u is cos d joke's bn here ova 10tyms odawise its really fany.
It doznt mean i agree wid u.

Nothing can make me do dat even if he actully stuck d same finger in his mouth. not his lyf.
I a'int gud wid instructions, much less some nasty shit lyk dat.

Oh no! I LOOOOVE country music. Especially dis1
"i fell in love, with a mexican girl"

I will b damned if i dont find dat girl nd split her in two.

ONLY A NIGERIAN BY BIRTH IS PERMITTED TO YAB 9JA!
Any oda persn can shove their comments up there asshole.

@tess just assume it waznt miggy dat rote dis(aldo it waz me) just think of it as a NIGERIAN

U wunt blive dat dis dayz, even beggars will tell u
"oga, me i no dey collect old note."

Hilarious! Kipid'up

Wetin dat 1 cum mean now;we ne va do ne thing ryt?

Nd u seriously think N100 credit will get nairalandaz to grab there keypads?

L.O.L
Chicks no dey trip 4 all dis kain tori again o. Xcept sha all dis village gals fit buy am.

@sakin
Guy! Dat last sentence haaaarsh o.

Bush wan enta d small pikin bush.

L.O.L
dats cuz i'm concentrating on ROFLMAO.
Ne wayzThanx man. U'll also hear 4rm me.

Man nd wife:chap8

Wife: I love u
Man: how much doz it cost?

Man nd wife:chap7
Man: I love u
wife: stop beating around d bush. Just go nd wait 4 me in d bedroom.

IRAQ
bcoz it is;
1.Peaceful( at peace wit d usa nd oda nations of d world )
2.Beautifull(every thing is in perfect conditiom)
nd
3.Nd have d facilities(d facilites av nt bn blown up)

@teej
Sup

Johnny is new.

Teacher:where are u 4rm?
Johnny: virginia
teacher:what!
Johnny: V. .I. .R. .G. .I. .N. .I. .A.
Teacher:oh! I tot u said something else.
Johnny: u tot i meant p*ssy dint u?

Johnny is new.

Teacher:where are u 4rm?
Johnny: virginia
teacher:what!
Johnny: V. .I. .R. .G. .I. .N. .I. .A.
Teacher:oh! I tot u said something else.
Johnny: u tot i meant p*ssy dint u?