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Johnny nd mommy in church.

Johnny: mum, i'm tired i wanna go hope.
Mum:no johnny not until the pastor is through.
Johnny: then lets just PAY d God damned offering nd get da hell outta her.

wt. . . . . f?

Hey son! Yo mama is a dumb ass!

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As in. . . . .

Dats kul

I guess this thread is ur diary.

@clem&mope
Haaaaa. O fe pa me. (hope i got dat ryte)
u want to kill me?

?

@crazy kid
The joke?

@crazy kid
The joke?

. . .nd N20 will say. . . I JUMP 4RM BUSES ND CARS TO HANDS OF MEN IN BLACK UNIFORMS.

*smiles*
Mr sam d dude hs onlx bn dere 4 bout 106 dayz nd u already strokn him? Nice joke tho

A man walks into a country club, and asks to play a round of golf. The man behind the counter suggests he try one of their brand new mechanical caddies. The guy had just gotten his paycheck, so he had money to burn, he figured "what the hell".

He took the caddy out and it was great, it would tell him what club to use, what was wrong with his swing, and what direction his putts would break and how much. The man gets done, and shoots the best round of his life.

A month later he comes back and asks for one of the caddies. The manager replies, "I'm sorry, but we had to get rid of them." The man a little confused asks, "Why did you get rid of them, they were great." The manager explained that they were made out of metal, so when the sun reflected off of them, it blinded the other golfers.

Still confused, the man adds, "Well, why didn't you just paint them black?"

The manager replies "Well, we tried that, but then 2 of them didn't show up for work, and the others robbed the clubhouse."

I'm sure a pastor made dis joke up to convince us to bring all our lyf savings to hm. Too bad 4rm nxt yr d highest he'll gt is a N20 bill.

I'm sure a pastor made dis joke up to convince us to bring all our lyf savings to hm. Too bad 4rm nxt yr d highest he'll gt is a N20 bill.

@clem
Hmmmm. . . .Re u marid?

@clem
you "jumped under ur desk"?

perfect!

She iz a SHE
lol

@na wa
man! U rily tripn. Y u attackn clem on all d threads she replied. Just assume nothin eva hapned a'int u a man?

@Na wa
na wa 4 u o. 4get it nowww.

Come to think of it, mayb he only wanted some fresh air?

Lol
She beda start lukn 4 anoda job, nd if she find, she beta stay off ne thing that stats wit "surp"

Hi clem, i'm surprised u're online

. . . . . Where am i suppose to stop lafn wen i've nt even started nd i'm definitely not planning to!

. . . . . and then. . . .

Legend

Legend

@u dont av ne idea? Or y d blank post?

Yeah yeah yeaaaaaah!*shouts* I GOT TWO PUZZLES RYTE ON NAIRALAND!