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U can also post all ur jokes on 1 thread in form of replies. Lyk'a did in ROFLMAO.

Lol. So y talk'bout d bulbs in d ist place. Nice1

@badgood
my pleasure
@freezy
i guess if she appears to be a hottie in mini u'll 4get u're a gentleman.

Datts suppose to be disorder.

@clem
u've got 2 options. U re either a teenage girl or a teenage gay.

Oookay, i gedit now. U're 54 goin on 14?

NOTHING!
I waz just talkn bout com softwares? Wat were u thinkin i waz thinkn of impling?

U want to attack ur pastor @ d vigil?
L.O.L

Is this some kaina personality dis order?

Solutions to riddles=>

chap1: the car is an open roof convertible.
Chap2:they told it to him in confession.
Chap3:in step 4,
x=1 and y=1, i.e
x-y=0
(u can't divide by 0 )
chap4: 80mins=1hr 20mins

"trial version"
nd i'm sure it will b an imitation, nd comes in small size.

Remove ur cloth blah blah blah struggle blah blah blah, get on top of her blah blah blah hit her wit ur weapon blah blah blah harder nd harder blah blah blah
then when ur'e sure shes dead, throw away weapon, even tho ur she has torn ur cloth durin d fyte, manage it.

@badgood
go to d jokes homepage, search 4 nd click
"start new topic"
type the joke/msg(copy nd paste i mean) in d space provided. Type d title as well in d space provided nd send. As simple as tetra chloro octane.(bullshit)

@badgood
go to d jokes homepage, search 4 nd click
"start new topic"
type the joke/msg(copy nd paste i mean) in d space provided. Type d title as well in d space provided nd send. As simple as tetra chloro octane.

Dats a digitally coded lie.
Thumbs up!

Clem's a fun loving girl. She's only bein nutty(i guess)

@Clem
Wats a 14 year old doing in an office, or do u mean cafe.
4 a 14yr old . . . . I must confess u talk dirty nd dats da boom.(catch dem young)
DATS IF U're truly 14yrs old cuz, u 1s claimed to be a guy. L.O.L

@Clem
Wats a 14 year old doing in an office, or do u mean cafe.
4 a 14yr old . . . . I must confess u talk dirty nd dats da boom.(catch dem young)
DATS IF U're truly 14yrs old cuz, u 1s claimed to be a guy. L.O.L

Had drive? Hmmm

On d reply page, click on d quote link(move ur cursor ova each link nd it will indicate d name of each link). Click it the go copy d msg u're quoting then paste nd PRESTO!

His ass is sooo BURST!

@rich dad
its actually disgusting TO ME.

@Aiphie
nd wat culd d "tin" be, nd hw far has it gone?

I want to be alone with you

One night, Erich Honnecker was in the bedchamber having some pillow talk with
his mistress. He was in a magnanimous mood and offered her a present of her
choice. She thought about his offer for a moment and then replied, "Oh, Erich,
if there is one thing I would like you to do for me, it is this: open the
borders just for one day." Honnecker said, "Of course, my dear," but was a bit
puzzled by her request. He asked, "But why would you have me do such a thing?"
The mistress replied, "I want to be alone with you."

I took the key and manually unlocked the door.

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need
some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door
unlocked. Now I can't get into my car.
Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
battery for this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote
'thingy,'" she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
I took the key and manually unlocked the door.

because of d white wig nd gown, she tot her son waz geting marid to an old lady.

Lol. She waz at home but had beaten d hell out of his eyeballs.

I guess shes using a fone, so she just entered d code?

It has to b4 God changes his mind.

Dats where u're rong.
I pray to God to give me the strenght.

Not to wory, God is in controll.

Old age in progress.

Lol. Daddy a'int no sissy, hes a hunkamaniac!