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PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by mikebuddy(m): 3:38pm On Jan 21, 2006
Children playing outside cars can cause accident.But adults playing inside cars can cause children by accident.
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by mikebuddy(m): 3:36pm On Jan 21, 2006
Thanks.
Music/RadioRe: Who is the hottest in US as for now??? by mikebuddy(m): 3:34pm On Jan 21, 2006
Dr. Dre is out! with a new album DETOX
ja rule Exodus

All 2006
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Nigeria Coming up March 2006 by mikebuddy(m): 3:32pm On Jan 21, 2006
Oh! i c.Not my business.Lemme watch and grid my teeth grin
Music/RadioRe: Greatest Musician Of All Time by mikebuddy(op): 3:29pm On Jan 21, 2006
Beef people die fast.See tupac and Biggie.
EducationRe: Science,art Or Commercial Subjects? by mikebuddy(op): 3:28pm On Jan 21, 2006
Follow your future!
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna and Ciara, Who's Hot? by mikebuddy(m): 3:28pm On Jan 21, 2006
Thats why i said Rihana lover nko.
LiteratureRe: Harry Potter Quiz! by mikebuddy(op): 3:27pm On Jan 21, 2006
rolleyes No idea.
ComputersRe: Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, or Opera Browser? by mikebuddy(m): 3:25pm On Jan 21, 2006
I was there and i saw

Music/RadioRe: Eedris Abdukareem or Ruggedman: Who Would You Prefer? by mikebuddy(m): 3:23pm On Jan 21, 2006
Admin sorry Oh!.was a mistake.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Full Time Nairaland Forum Administrator/Moderator Wanted <no more> by mikebuddy(m): 3:19pm On Jan 21, 2006
Posted by: IAH
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Quote from: i.k on January 19, 2006, 08:00 PM
With reference to What i saw in the Guardian Newspaper


Did Seun actually put the advert in Guardian Newspapers?
If thats true that means i will leave Nairaland.Does it mean that we here are not capable? sad


Posted by: kallylove
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Quote from: mikebuddy on Yesterday at 03:14:19 PM
your mama abi.

Could be yours
Then Try to Hush!!!
Music/RadioRe: Tupac (2Pac) Is Alive by mikebuddy(m): 3:16pm On Jan 21, 2006
Tupac might be alive but in Da Ganster Paradise!
Forum GamesRe: Top 5 Nairalanders I Want to Meet by mikebuddy(m): 3:15pm On Jan 21, 2006
Posted by: thelastdon
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except myself, thou shall not hate... I knew you are among those who went and report me to the admin and I am back.

reason; just because I was trying to make fun on the land, I never knew some people have lost their own sense of humor

But theres one question for you

Is that right?
Thou shall not hate that's true.Again you go i lost my brain abi?.

I loved you man but lemme ask u one question too.
Must making fun involve insults?

Answer to urs No!.

I loved you man.
Music/RadioRe: Words From Fat Joe to 50 Cent by mikebuddy(m): 3:08pm On Jan 21, 2006
Posted by: naijadiva
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Nigerians try so hard to be like Americans that they delude themselves. African Americans do NOT respect Africans. Do all African Americans feel this way? Of course not, I have African American friends. But at the same time, plenty of them resent us. Even at the university level, you still hear some say how they think Africans walk around naked and live in huts. And then they resent Africans for doing better than them academically and claim that we are taking their spots rather than blaming the U.S. system that deliberately allows only a small number of blacks to excel, whether you're African or African American. You think African American rappers respect Africans? The few times they do refer to Africa, it's usually not in a positive way. And then you have the African Americans that try to get back to their African roots, but of course they follow an African American idea of what it is to be African rather than truly associate with Africans.
And to the person that said African Americans resent Africans and blame us for them being sold into slavery. That's true. I've heard it before from people, and I even heard it out of Tupac's mother's mouth. She told African Americans that they came from kings and queens (something I've grown so tired of hearing) and told them that the reason Africans didn't like them was because they thought African Americans were dirty and bad and that's how they got here. She said African kings chose whoever they didn't like and sent them here and that's why Africans don't think positively of African Americans. Not only was that garbage, but it didn't even address the fact that Africans have more bad experiences with blacks than whites. Of course, blacks never address their stereotypes of us. They just say we don't like them. Elaine Brown, a former Black Panther, said the same thing, and when she said it, black Americans in the audience voiced their agreement. As for African hip hop, African Americans probably don't even know what it is. Do you know how many Nigerians in the U.S. don't listen to it?
Type more!
CultureRe: What Are You? Yoruba, Ibo or Hausa? by mikebuddy(m): 3:06pm On Jan 21, 2006
Am Big IGBO! proud of it too!.
Forum GamesRe: Picture Guessing Game: "Who Is This?" by mikebuddy(op): 3:05pm On Jan 21, 2006
That was Eminem real name Marshal Bruce Matters III.

@ spikelord is that one a musician give us tips so that we can try.
Forum GamesRe: Top 5 Nairalanders I Want to Meet by mikebuddy(m): 3:02pm On Jan 21, 2006
Posted by: lexyflexy
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@ Mikebuddy,

Pm me and I tell you......
Am waiting....


By the way Y'all know i wanna meet all except one person!U can guess.
Forum GamesRe: Picture Guessing Game: "Who Is This?" by mikebuddy(op): 4:23pm On Jan 20, 2006
Sorry people thats a mistake cos i had on on ma PC.
I ment to say this.

Forum GamesRe: Picture Guessing Game: "Who Is This?" by mikebuddy(op): 4:21pm On Jan 20, 2006
Yes thats da answer irv gotti.

Lets try again.

who is this?

PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by mikebuddy(m): 4:18pm On Jan 20, 2006
Not too long

[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!]
An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food.
The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy
animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies
like to eat the animal food themselves.
So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy
her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the
Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and
brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big
container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside
here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably
something in there that will bite me!" "I promise you that there is nothing
in here that will bite you". the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her
hand inside the container and screamed.
To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10
people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit
ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.
RomanceRe: Plans For Vals (Valentine's Day) by mikebuddy(m): 4:14pm On Jan 20, 2006
Always plan ahead of time @ all things.
Music/RadioRe: Greatest Musician Of All Time by mikebuddy(op): 4:09pm On Jan 20, 2006
Ok here they go......
This is from "The Massacre"

Title "piggy bank"


Artist: 50 Cent
Album: The Massacre
Song: Piggybank

[Chorus]
Clickity clank, clickity clank
the money goes into my piggy bank
Clickity clank, clickity clank
the money goes into my piggy bank

[Hook]
I'll get at you
my knife cut ya skin
I'll get at you
blow shots at ya man
I'll get at you
2pac dont pretend
I'll get at you
I'll put that to an end

Verse 1:
That shit is old, dont be screamin Get At me Dog,
Have you runnin for ya life when i match ya boy,
I get to wavin that semi like its legal,
a lil nigga hurt his arm lettin off that eagle,
you know me, black on black bentley, big ol black 9
ill clap yo monkey ass,yea black on black crime.
Big ol' chrome rims gleam, you know why I *Shyne*
C'mon man, you know how I Shyne.
Im in the hood, in the drop, teflon vinyl top
got a 100 guns a 100 clips, why I dont hear no shots?
that fat nigga thought "Lean Back" was "in the club",
My shit sold 11 mill, his shit was a dud.
Jada don't Bleep wit me if u wanna eat,
cause I'll do ya little ass like Jay did Mobb Deep.
Yea homie in New York, niggas like ya vocals,
but thats only in New York dog, yo ass is local.

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

yea, yea, get more money, more money
yea, yea, get more money, more money
yea, yea, get more money, more money
yea, yea, get more money, more money

Verse 2:
Banks' shit sells, Buck's shit sells, Game shit sells,
Im rich as hell.
Shyne poppin off his mouth from a cell,
he dont want it wit me, he in PC.
I could have a nigga run up on him with a shank,
for just a few pennies out my piggy bank.
Yayo, bring the condoms, im in room 203
freak bitch look like kim, before the surgery
its an emergency, on Michael Jackson, see
you'll pitch her and say she looks like me,
Kelis say her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard
then Nas went and tattooed the bitch on his arm.
Im way out in Cali, niggas know you cuz,
First thing they say about u, you's a sucka for love
This is chess, not checkers, these are warning shots,
After ya next move, I'll give ya what I got. (YEEAH)

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

[Hook]

YEA! HAHAHA, Yall niggas gotta do somethin now man
all the shoot em up shit yall be talkin
you gotta do somethin baby!
I mean, i mean cmon man..everybody's listenin
nigga, everybody listenin!
hahahaha, I know you aint gonna let 50 do you like that
i mean, damn, rep yo hood nigga
nigga you hard, right?
pop off
Yayo, get Mobs & them niggas on the phone tell them niggas i said to grip up,
niggas got a green light on these mufuckas.. hahahahaha





You might even like to see the video of this shit men.It was animation tells you better.
Music/RadioRe: Greatest Musician Of All Time by mikebuddy(op): 3:56pm On Jan 20, 2006
He is good b4.but now he enjoys beef with alot of people like fat joe,jadakiss,Nas,ja-rule,lil romeo,vivica foxx and many more.
Again he more does singing nowadays than rapping.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Nigeria Coming up March 2006 by mikebuddy(m): 3:51pm On Jan 20, 2006
Posted by: gracious
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whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. if it works, then it works, if it doesn;t, it doesn't
In other words?
Music/RadioRe: Greatest Musician Of All Time by mikebuddy(op): 3:49pm On Jan 20, 2006
You and this your 50cent sef.
Forum GamesPicture Guessing Game: "Who Is This?" by mikebuddy(op): 3:48pm On Jan 20, 2006
Lets all try guess some notorious,eminent,popular people that we can get there picture.
Just attach your picture and we guess.Hope this will be fun.
Please dont use the persons name to save it.


Who is this?

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