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Was it only the isrealites that needed salvation? don't you need it? Jesus Christ came to redeem the whole world
but when he came to the isrealites his people, they did not accept him. But they rather put him to death. So he said in John 3:16. that God gave his only Sin, that whoever believe in him should not perish but have everlasting life. Jesus Christ was prophesied by the prophets as the Messiah of the world. John described him as the lamb of God that taketh away the sins of the world.

This thread is full of unbelievers. I don't even know who to address now.
@OP look, what you should be worrying about now is how to be free. having knowledge about whether the isrealite did this it that has nothing to do with you. seek for righteousness and you shall find it.

MuttleyLaff:
When is your birth date?
I need to know, so to remember getting you a dictionary as a birthday gift

The less people know of a subject matter, the more stubbornly they think they know it
Take this as an unexpected missed education, learning and understanding opportunity.

I've let go, I've stopped waiting around. I've moved on.
You wont hear fiam again, from me, after this post to any mention of the MuttleyLaff moniker made by you

Oga de, what has my birth date got to do with whats on ground? it seems u don't understand good English o.
Well I want to ask you one question that will help your career- What religion are you?

MuttleyLaff:
Worry about your difficult and embarrassing situation first
At the rate you're going and the path you've taken to, if not careful, you'll be with the difficult and embarrassing situation for a long time.

No you are wrong again. but not to worry I have the whole time in the universe to correct you and probably your ignorance.
I don't have to worry about anything because I have discovered my problem and fighting it. The person who should be worried is you because you are yet to discover your problem.
So you see? I'm not in any fucking situation.
No I won't be in any situation any longer because I'm getting free in Jesus name. I would recommend that you see a psychiatrist, doctor, pastor, psychologist..... because your problem is much.
THANK YOU.

MuttleyLaff:
Are you trying to rope me and/or others with you because you're that desperate for company?
Or is it because you believe in the saying: "there's safety in numbers" to find or know about.

If you think that a man can derive company from social media then I think you need a medical checkup. Even if I was to derive any so called company, would it be from a freak fellow as urself? LoL. And please bother about urself and leave others. because on the judgement day everyman shall stand for himself. Shea u understand? Winks.........

MuttleyLaff:
Why are you now trying to rope me and/or others with you and your pastime?

Are you trying to rope me and/or others with you because you're that desperate for company?
Or is it because you believe in the saying: "there's safety in numbers"?

I'm not roping according to your strange and unusual English. Actually what I'm doing is trying to make you get sense and not perish in/with your ignorance. so the earlier you get over your ignorance, false believe, science based fact and try spirituality, the better for you, ur children, parents, and generation.

MuttleyLaff:
Wasnt it you who publicly said you are unhappy or uncomfortable over masturbating?

Yes I'm the one who said so, so what's the big deal? hm?. I feel unhappy and uncomfortable because I have realized that masturbation is evil and leads to hell, and also that people like you who does masturbates but try to hide up will have greater damnation in hell if they don't repent. (so repent before time and grace runs out on you)
And i know you feel comfortable and happy while/after doing it because you have not discovered the truth yet. but I know you will. Na you go still come nairaland come open thread with the title (MASTURBATION IS EVIL).

MuttleyLaff:
Look at this man, who are you saying ''Continue wanking your destiny out." to?

Oga de, na you i dey follow talk. Abi na your pikin moniker be that?
Don't worry, continue wanking your destiny and probably your future out, so that your future children will have no future to hold on to. shebi science says that 95percent of men masturbates? abi no be u talk am? Winks...... Shea u don forget, make I quote am for you.

MuttleyLaff:
My humble 10 takes are already on the table, before being transferred to the ground

My guy has funny bones. Have you got more gags like this? Stop the jokes men, you know your difficult and embarrassing situation is serious, you better stop playing with it. Wink, wink.

Mr Man. I joke with people like you who doesn't need the real gist. What is that difficult and embarrassing situation that is more serious than you being brainwashed by science ehn?. even if I'm in any situation, then you are also in with me, "By their fruits you shall know them"
Continue wanking your destiny out. But don't die in the act, as you would need to educate your sons and daughters on how to self-service very very well. u know what I mean now. #LikeFatherLikeSon. winks......... �

MuttleyLaff:
Dont love the reply. Dont find it funny. Dont get entertained with a "hahahahahahahaha.......... LOL" by the reply.

One of only persons who is going to be real with you on this matter you're have issues with is, by the grace and power of God, me.
I'll tell you truthfully and honestly how it and everything related to it, is.
I am not on this thread to deceive you nor to lead astray anybody else for that matter. My hands are clean.

Okay Mr Man. so what's your take on the matter wey dey ground. And if u like make your hand dirty, na still your clothe u go use am stain/dirty

MuttleyLaff:
Dont love the reply. Dont find it funny. Dont get entertained with a "hahahahahahahaha.......... LOL" by the reply.

One of only persons who is going to be real with you on this matter you're have issues with is, by the grace and power of God, me.
I'll tell you truthfully and honestly how it and everything related to it, is.
I am not on this thread to deceive you nor to lead astray anybody else for that matter. My hands are clean.

Okay Mr Man. so what's ur take on masturbation?

Ranchhoddas:
What is the "work of God"?

Is the work of God supposed to be LEGIT? he be like say una no do English for school

Ranchhoddas:
I am your maker. He looks fake to me.

Did you mean that? who are you that he looks fake to you? Alien?, mammy water?.. probably maybe he looks fake to you because you urself is fake. because fake can only attract fake. Remember "iron sharpeneth iron" . or maybe you are from another planet, maybe Mercury that's why you cannot perceive REAL.

@Ranchhoddas. When did the work of God become governmental? You used the word. LEGIT

Ranchhoddas:
If I thought there was any legit pastor in Nigeria I think Olukoya would be top and TBJ would be fake.

Oga who be you. and why u talk say t. b Joshua na fake. God show you for dream?

Make una continue o. As for me, I want go sleep o.

MuttleyLaff:
"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers,
and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars,
shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone:
which is the second death."
- Revelation 21:8

Dont worry I can lower the bar. I can paraphrase Mikefrik.

So here is to reloading. Mikefrik please tell. Do you tell lies? Have you ever lied?
When was the last time you lied?. How much time more do you think will last before you tell the next lie?...

"The darkness of ignorance will always hide when the light of knowledge shines on it!"
- budaatum ©

I love your reply, it's funny. hahahahahahahaha.......... LOL.

MuttleyLaff:
I quoted exactly the only sentence you posted before you went back to edit the post by gumming the storybook you then later added to the original sentence

You are not genuine. Please tell. Do you lie? When was the last you told a lie?. How long more do you think before you tell the next lie?...

you no well. Your English is bad. I don't think anyone would understand this rubbish you posted.

MuttleyLaff:
Masturbation in itself or just on its own, is not a sin, please do not be deceived

I will shed light a bit to highlight why, how, when and what makes masturbation turn into a sin originally known as missing God's mark or standard
1/ To masturbate is not unnatural.
At least animals of varied sizes, shapes and species masturbate just as human beings do
2/ If masturbation is anyone's thing to do, then if not done in moderation, it's liable to turn into a sin
3/ Masturbating over pictures, images, physiques of opposite sexes that arent your spouse is wrong & obviously missing God's mark or standard
4/ Having no control over the desire or attraction to masturbation is weakness, and this shows another sign of missing God's mark or standard
5/ Masturbation can be done for good purposes or objectives, so it'll be naive to state the opposite cant be done too
6/ The bible doesnt have any verse expressing disapproval of masturbation.
7/ Sometimes to masturbate, is a necessity of life, especially when caught up in a confusing and difficult problem, like for example fertility.
8/ Married people, talking of spouses here obviously, sometimes masturbate themselves or each other, to kick-start themselves for the groove
9/ There is a time and place for everything, masturbation is not an exception to this axiom
10/ It is not masturbation you need to pour your energy to hate. It is you.
It is yourself you should hate for missing God's mark & standard through abusing and misusing the gift of masturbation
Education, education, education. Informed knowledge breaks the chains of mental slavery

This is just a bit and not an exhaustive list, so please don't hesitate reach out for discussions, if you need more to get off what might be an unnecessary guilty trip

You are the one deceiving yourself there. Well I would not even try shading more light to you in particular, because it's like you have been predestined for damnation. Remember "Jacob I love, Esau I hate". Remember the generation of Cain was damned by God? Maybe you are part of the generation, and not the righteous one.
After all who cares. I no know you, I no be your brother, cousin. Even if you be my brother m, remember we have stubborn brothers that always oppose truth.

MuttleyLaff:
Please will you have some respect for God.
Even when people cry, they still do see.

What have you fed your demons, that they have thrown this back at you.

This is the kind of comment that banned moniker is infamously known for. Looks like you have joined his gang.

U dey quote rubbish. abi u no sabi read? u no read from page up page down? if no be God I for say make Satan punish you there. Nonsense. Na people like una dey get f9 for school. teacher ask A u answer B. When lecture is going on in class, you are busy playing game and reading porn materials in class. why u no go come get F9 for maths, physics, Economics, English. Shame on you there .

MuttleyLaff:
I've just been smiling reading the bigot comments

This message is invisible, only people who masturbates, had or have masturbated can read it.
Dont worry if you were able to read the immediate above message, take comfort in the knowledge that, if God had intended humans not to masturbate He wouldn't have made humans' ar hotelms to be pelvic length

So are you indirectly saying that God also masturbates? because if you read your Bible you would know that we were created in the image&likeness of God.
Also let me ask you a question. What is the use of the eye, nose, if you knew, you would also know the use of the hand. Did God create the hand so that we could use it to tell someone Waka? probably no. or did he make the hand so that we could defile his temple by masturbating? probably no.
If your hand was not up to the pelvic side, how would you be able to bend down to carry a bag of cement, bucket of water, bath urself. try practicalizing what I just said. I don't know why humans blame God for everything. This man u are talking of is supposed to be in the garden of Eden o. Shea u know?

MuttleyLaff:
I've just been smiling reading the bigot comments

This message is invisible, only people who masturbates, had or have masturbated can read it.
Dont worry if you were able to read the immediate above message, take comfort in the knowledge that, if God had intended humans not to masturbate He wouldn't have made humans' ar hotelms to be pelvic length

So are you indirectly saying that God also masturbates? because if you read your Bible you would know that we were created in the image&likeness of God.
Also let me ask you a question. What is the use of the eye, nose, if you knew, you would also know the use of the hand. Did God create the hand so that we could use it to tell someone Waka? probably no. or did he make the hand so that we could defile his temple by masturbating?

MuttleyLaff:
I've just been smiling reading the bigot comments

This message is invisible, only people who masturbates, had or have masturbated can read it.
Dont worry if you were able to read the immediate above message, take comfort in the knowledge that, if God had intended humans not to masturbate He wouldn't have made humans' arms to be pelvic length

So are you indirectly saying that God also masturbates?

Deckline:
No problem. Just follow my tip and pray. You will overcome.

Your tip is common. I think I need an uncommon tip to be free from the grip of........... I have tried all common tips that I know of. I'm now thinking of meeting these pastors-( prophet t. b joshua- Nigeria, pastor Alph lukau- south Africa. I for also try meet this mfm pastor. wetin them dey call am. make I remember o........ Ehn ehn. Olukoya, but I hear say him na fake. I no want make person deposit more demons in me o.

Deckline:
you quoted the wrong person. I am against masturbation too. Read my comments up to see how i overcame masturbation.

Hey bro. I'm very sorry about that. pls don't be offended. I thought I quoted a guy that was talking as if masturbation na him friend and probably mother. I was so fired up at the guy, because I don't see why a reasonable person would say and claim such. probably maybe he doesn't even know that he's serving the devil in the act of masturbation/ even in the act of defending sin. He actually is defending the devil his master. so i pray the Holy spirit arrest them #unbelievers, #MasturbationBrothers.#DevilsCompanion, before it's too late. Pls I'm so sorry.

@ Everyone that says masturbation is not a sin.
Hello there. I have a lot to say, but I would just say one for now.
Do you/would you like to continue in the act of masturbation? if your answer is yes then I pity what shall befall you on that day.(The judgement day) because the word of God says that He(Jesus) shall reward everyman according to his work shall be. (revelation 22:12) of which I know that God will not permit/ allow a masturbator( unclean) into his kingdom. Why do you think God approves marriage?. He approves marriage because he wants the man to be clean(body, soul, spirit). For the word of God says flee sexual immorality- Every sin a man commits is outside HIS BODY but he that commits sexual immorality sinneth against his own body- and as we know that the body is the temple of God, and should not be defiled. imagine God watching you from heaven in the act of masturbation. hm disgusting. Take heed, lest you fall....... Thank you.

Deckline:
Abeg swerve! Children of darkness looking for people who will be like them.

Keep your thoughts beliefs and religious views about masturbation to yourself.

You are actually the perfect example of a child of the world (darkness). for Jesus Christ said in his word that he(light) came to the world, but people rather follow darkness. How on Earth would you say masturbation is not a sin? should the bible tell you everything so that you could have sense? is the word rapture in the bible? I think not. is masturbation in the bible? I know you would say no. What then is sexual immorality?, uncleanliness?. Must the bible mention masturbation? Did the bible mention rapture?. See there are somethings you must have basic knowledge of. Even your conscience knows masturbation is a sin, but your flesh would not accept. well I done blame you. after all the word of God says that the carnal man cannot discern the things of the spirit. Thank you.

akeensbussy:
I have been masturbating since 2002 without any guilt whatsoever.

I am married now with 2 kids with the 3rd one in the womb. I still do it anyway..

It has not affected me in any form...if I want to have sex with my wife anytime anyday, my dick still stand.

I don't know why people see it as evil.

I pity people that liked this your post o. Op you are married and still doing it? and you think it's normal. hm I don't think so. Even Apostle Paul said that the men should get married if they are not able to control themselves, that it is better to get married than burn with passion(lust) and now u marry and still burn with passion. na wa o. Can you now see why it's demonic? u have ur wife and still a demon is forcing and pushing you.

Deckline:
This is exactly how it is.
Sin needs a vessel to spread its venom.
That friend was the vessel the devil used to pass that sin of masturbation to you.

I was also a victim in my secondary school. This dude told me to use soap.
Nairaland introduced vaseline thank God i have been delivered before i got to know.

I had to pray and fast and I can proudly say i am no more addicted to them anymore.

Ha bro. I'm surprised to hear you say that u are free. Are u serious? because I have been trying for years to be free from it's grip, Even while attending church programmes I still found my self back in my vomit. I fasted and prayed. There was even a night I prayed after prayers I went straight outside and committed it. It's as if the man is forever in bondage to his flesh. I went highest 14 days without masturbation. I have tried so many techniques both physical and spiritual techniques. Pls share me how you were able to break free. because at times I doubted the power of God for saving me. There was a time I gave up on fighting this sin because I had tried, tried and tried to leave it, but I could not. could you imagine abstaining for day 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 on getting to day 10 I would just mess up. and feel really guilty. Ha this flesh is powerful o..

LordReed:
Religion just destroys things for no good reason. Why can someone not be comfortable with their own sexuality and body? OP there is nothing wrong with you.

LordReed:
Religion just destroys things for no good reason. Why can someone not be comfortable with their own sexuality and body? OP there is nothing wrong with you.

pls don't say that. it's not a good thing. if it was good, I won't be getting that guilt feeling anytime I do it. The devil surely is playing with your ignorance. only if God reveals this to you, you won't be saying this. pls am not okay o. i'm praying for deliverance. And I know I will be delivered in Jesus name

Anas09:
Do you remember how hard it is to recover from the sin of fornication? And, for how much? Ahhhhh.

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please I don't understand what you mean. could you please explain how hard it is to recover from fornication?

@Anas09. it's very true what you said about exposing sin. one thing I have come to understand while trying to overcome sin is the power in exposing it. That time that you keep quiet after committing the sin, it's as if you are telling sin to come back the next day. Few people knows the power in exposing sin.it actually means you mean war against it.