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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Starting XI Versus Tanzania by MikelEleta(m): 5:10am On Sep 05, 2015
@ OP wahs ur SOURCE cos I know starting eleven is released to the media few mins(somtymz hours) before the match. I wish the Super Eagles Victory in todays match against the Taifa stars of Tanzania
Politics / Re: Senate Uncovers Fraud In The Waivers Policy by MikelEleta(m): 5:02am On Sep 05, 2015
Nice one. It seems evryone one is pushing togeda on dis anti corruption war. Nigeria sall be great again. Oya now dt Pressy nd Vice ve declared their assets, going by ranking Saraki ur nxt den Dogara den Ekweremadu and so on. Nigeria shall be great again

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Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly Moves To Investigate Wike’s Projects- The Guardian by MikelEleta(m): 4:44am On Sep 05, 2015
Nice one frm d law makers. Let dem do their job thoroughly buh my mind tells me NOTHING incriminating wud come out of it. D law makers jst wnt pple to see dem as working. D reasons re 1. Wike jst came in nd knws Amaechis eyes re on him xo he wud thread softly for now. 2. The Assembly is totally dominated by PDP members same as Wike xo I don't see dem witch hunting one of their own

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Health / Re: Is It True Asthma Dont Have Cure by MikelEleta(m): 4:40am On Sep 05, 2015
Eyah so sorry to hear. Lyk D.M(Diabetes Mellitus) nd Hypertension dy re chronic illnesses which can be managed effectively. Get an expert opinion from a Teaching Hospital. Dependin on d severity corrective surgery can actually be done to free up d airways buh its vry rare. Alwz try to avoid tins, places or activities dt can trigger d attack. So sorry once more

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Politics / Re: #assetdeclaration Trending On Twitter With Hilarious Tweets [photos] by MikelEleta(m): 4:34am On Sep 05, 2015
Nigerians are alwz ever creative. Nice one. When a lady ask yu to declare ur assets tell her dt ur assets re stockpiled in heaven nt here on earth were thieves can cum to steal dem. grin

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Celebrities / Re: I Will Apologize To My Side Chicks Before Getting Married- MI Abaga by MikelEleta(m): 4:25am On Sep 05, 2015
Apologizing seems d way to go to minimize scandals BUT what struck me is wen he said he may call their parents. Does it mean yu even meet wid d parents of ur side chics. Dt wud mean ur mkin dem see u serious wen ur only usin dem for d main tym. Well ladies bin who dy are won't even care. Even if M.I tells dem he has a main chic dy won't care. What a world we live in nw

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest 71-year-old Pastor, Wife For Buying Baby For N500,000- The Punch by MikelEleta(m): 4:24am On Sep 05, 2015
Pastor my foot. Agents of darkness masquerading as so called men of God. Funny enof even if I talk frm today to tomorrow a lot of Nigerians re still gullible enof to fall into their hands. Ignorance is rily a disease nd cancer
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Over 50 Killed, Many Injured As Terrorists Attack Market In Borno by MikelEleta(m): 4:16am On Sep 05, 2015
What a sad one. A lot of pple re still bin killed on a daily basis. During the twilight of d last regime wah we mainly heard was suicide bombings gvin d impression dt d insurgents were running out. Of man power nd equipments BUT dy ve returned to their old brazen ways of attacking residents. Dis is one killing too many. Pls Buhari shud do somtin fast thru his Chief of Army Staff cos itz obvious his body language alone can't win us dis war

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Sports / Re: Brazil – Football: Neymar Is Too Young To Lead Brazil As Captain, Says Leonardo by MikelEleta(m): 4:14am On Sep 05, 2015
kimco:


Talent does not equate leadership skills. Sometimes they clash and even cause trouble for whoever is involved. Neymar isn't captain material, maybe later if he learns humility and motivation like thiago silver (the guy can go as far as motivating a whole stadium, how great is that)
nk Neymar has proved he is nt a good captain or can u giv me a reason y u tink he s not. He s d poster boy of d team nd dy respect him. Wen last did ur Thiago Silva play for d National team. Nid I remind yu dt he wasn't first choice @ d last copa America
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Games For Sale by MikelEleta(m): 10:19pm On Sep 04, 2015
cruz22:
if u are on whatsapp send me a message
put ur numba here cos I didn't copy it b4
Politics / Re: Atiku's Assessment On Pmb's Govt- The Nation by MikelEleta(m): 10:15pm On Sep 04, 2015
nickxtra:
Edo people are very reasonable. For leaving the message and begin to attack the messenger, I reject you as my Afemai brother.
Well if yu were reasonable lyk yu claim yu wud ve noticed what I used in starting my statement wen I said "Nice comment frm Atiku" b4 I castigated him cos he deserves it. Who cares weda yu reject me or not. Go nd check ow many accepted me after mkin dt statement. It dwarfed ur single rejection. Who cares!!!
Politics / Re: Atiku's Assessment On Pmb's Govt- The Nation by MikelEleta(m): 10:09pm On Sep 04, 2015
lonelydora:


Barman, give him whatever he wants for the next 3 days. Call me when he's done. Good man.
Chop knuckle bro. Ur too much

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Politics / Re: Yar'adua Makes Public His Assets by MikelEleta(m): 7:59pm On Sep 04, 2015
egift:


So what will you do after wailing? Pls don't hang yourself yet grin grin grin grin grin grin
Y wud I wail. Wailing is for saddist nd am not. Go thru my post I praise him wen he does right n condemn wen nid be.
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Makes Public His Assets by MikelEleta(m): 7:55pm On Sep 04, 2015
egift:


HYPOCRISY is when you support Jonathan's I Don't Give A Dam position on assets declaration but want to crucify Buhari for releasing summery while we wait for the relevant agencies for the complete release.
That's not Hypocrisy. Its called holding ur leaders accountable for wah dy promised. Jonathan never promised it BUT Buhari di

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Politics / Re: Has Anyone Seen The Giant Python Of Ihiala? Well, Here Is One... by MikelEleta(m): 7:52pm On Sep 04, 2015
Hmmm such a huge snake
Politics / Re: OBJ Blasts CLE For Blocking Open University Graduates From Nigerian Law School by MikelEleta(m): 7:41pm On Sep 04, 2015
Dis pics of OBJ on graduatn gown dou makes me smile. The legal profession jst lyk d Medical profession is a reverred profession xo I tink dose concerned must ve seen their reasons for wah dy did. Its nt enof for OBJ to blast on pages of Newspaper(Fashola in Mind). Since he said he has written let him follow up d issue. I knw som radical lawyers up der re stubborn xo he may not have his way. Anyway I hate discrimination of any kind so #NO TO DISCRIMINATION
Education / Re: Whice Course Is Better Between Human Anatomy And Human Physiology by MikelEleta(m): 7:40pm On Sep 04, 2015
Been in Medical school den nd gettin to knw abt the 2 course I tink dy re both interesting. Anatomy is wider buh students seem to pass it more dan Physiology wc is nt as wide. I prefer Physiology cos I tink der re more chances of securing an employment. My opinion dou
Politics / Re: Ambode Sacks LASTMA GM by MikelEleta(m): 7:36pm On Sep 04, 2015
OZAOEKPE:

Something like that, are you an "ekpe"
Loll no o I tink dy re cald Ikpe. Pple frm Jattu syd buh am nt frm der
Politics / Re: Ambode Sacks LASTMA GM by MikelEleta(m): 7:29pm On Sep 04, 2015
OZAOEKPE:

I'm carrying out a survey, trust me I will stop as soon as I get the required sample size
Wahs d survey abt. Dx ur name sounds lyk someone frm Edo n Etsako
Politics / Re: Ambode Sacks LASTMA GM by MikelEleta(m): 7:28pm On Sep 04, 2015
KingOfFTC:
Sauce?
Is it a plate of stew dt ur asking of SAUCE instead of SOURCE
Politics / Re: Ambode Sacks LASTMA GM by MikelEleta(m): 7:24pm On Sep 04, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
Ur guilty of wah yu jst accused me nd I may b forced to revert bck
Politics / Re: Ambode Sacks LASTMA GM by MikelEleta(m): 7:23pm On Sep 04, 2015
I think Ambode is trying to get his own men on track. Am still yet to be convinced by dx Ambode man dou. Looking @ him does nt exude confidence @ all nd even in his debate he was floored by Jimi Agbaje. He has tym to prove me wrong dou

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Politics / Re: Yar'adua Makes Public His Assets by MikelEleta(m): 7:20pm On Sep 04, 2015
OZAOEKPE:

With this single act, you may miss heaven. I pray you don't miss heaven because of "FTC", AMEN.
Loll sorry bro cos I beat yu to it. I also say AMEN to ur prayers
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Makes Public His Assets by MikelEleta(m): 7:15pm On Sep 04, 2015
Wow dis is what a real nd sincere asset declaration shud look like NOT the charade nd highly controversial one released by GMB. Evrytin was spelt out including the earnings of the wife BUT GMB nd Osibanjo kept SILENT regarding their wives. Something is fishy der. Let's wait a while am sure the likes of sahara reporters and premium times are already gathering dust nd more wud be revealed in the coming days.

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Politics / Re: Atiku's Assessment On Pmb's Govt- The Nation by MikelEleta(m): 7:09pm On Sep 04, 2015
Well nice comment frm Atiku. Atiku in my language means "Dust Bin"(Etsako in Edo). I laff wen he said change movement. With or without yu d change wud ve come. Yu pple only hid under d gown of Buhari to gain som credibility. Ur frnd Obasanjo also clasifies under dx category. Yu pple were d ones who benefited d most frm d impunity n corruption nd hear yu re gven us a holier dan thou attitude. The likes of yu shud nt even be seen commenting on National issues again. Well lyk dy say to err is human nd to forgive is divine. Oga Atiku I know nd the pple knw yu re a thief BUT we forgive yu. Go nd thief no more

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Politics / Re: Fayose To Buhari: Sack DSS Boss Now Over Invasion Of Akwa Ibom Govt House by MikelEleta(m): 6:58pm On Sep 04, 2015
Timely warning frm Ayo Fayose. Buhari shud call the DSS man to order cos dis commando style dy use in carrying out their operations reminds me of the Military era. I love the guts of dx man. For dose who re doubting dy say When the goat starts to dance in the territory of the lion one shud ask what type of grass dt goat has started eating. I THINK FAYOSE MUST HAVE SOMETHING, KNOW SOMETHING or BE SOMETHING

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Jokes Etc / Re: Be Honest, Which One Have You Been Ever Guilty Of ??! by MikelEleta(m): 3:35pm On Sep 04, 2015
grin grin cheesy This is hilarious especially dt Number 11.
Celebrities / Re: Dear Ladies Are You Bold Enough To Wear This And Call It A Dress (photos) by MikelEleta(m): 3:26pm On Sep 04, 2015
Can I even call dis a dress or RAG. Infact see ow straigth she looks in d first pix. No shape

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court Upholds Governor Okorocha Election Victory by MikelEleta(m): 3:16pm On Sep 04, 2015
happney65:


No supreme court for Govornship elections..Na Appeal he dey end..Na presidential fit go Supreme
Ders supreme court. Dts d highest court.
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Upholds Governor Okorocha Election Victory by MikelEleta(m): 12:39pm On Sep 04, 2015
Supreme court is next. I trust lawyers who want to milk dis politicians as much as possible. Dy wud advice him to head for the supreme court. As far as am concerned dis case is DOA(Dead On Arrival). Even dou am nt a fan of Rochas I believe he won the election fair and square.

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Politics / Re: Breaking! SSS Dismisses Jonathan’s CSO, Gordon Obua - [premium Times] by MikelEleta(m): 12:32pm On Sep 04, 2015
Wow! How the tables ve turned. If truely dx man stole dx money is he jst goin to be dismissed or he is also going to be probed nd indicted cos d report only talked abt dismissal. Am pro Jonathan BUT I don't care whose ox is gorred in dx war against corruption. Let dem ALL face d music xo long as VERIFIABLE evidence can be established against them
Politics / Re: Public Announcement BY The Lagos State Government by MikelEleta(m): 12:31pm On Sep 04, 2015
Video of the governor saying it OR AH DON BELIEVE IT

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