Ngokafor:






.....Awww sorry i sounded harsh,its just that it can be frustrating reading abreviated messages like yours.

..P.S i am female..oops!

Am sorry lyk I said I was in a hurry xo didn't check d sex. Jst replace all d places I said bro with "dear". Ur welcum dear

BuddhaPalm:


AWALT.

Sorry bro buh wahs d meaning

Hahaahahahah dx guy is rily crazy. Dx is a classic bit of Sarcasm

Ngokafor:






....Cant you guys write proper sentences for crying out loud!!.What is this crappy abreviation for now?
..Lazy youths all over the place.

Noted bro buh mine is nt due to laziness. Somtymz am in a hurry cos am alwz bzy @ work. Jst get my msg nd get d hell outta hear. Ur comment is noted dou. Tnx bro

Dou some of ur points re true nd valid BUT lemme tackle yu on d one I don't subscribe to. D Northerners don't attack theirs BUT ve yu cum to think mayb dts y d region is among d most underdeveloped in d country today. Dy don't hold their leaders accountable dts y ders a lot of Illiteracy n Poverty in d North. Mayb yu avnt visited d core North b4 to appreciate wah am saying. Dy ve ruled dis country for d beta part of 45yrs YET their region is still xo retrogressive. Dis shows dt their pple need to do more nd tackle their leaders. By d way education mks a pple enlightened nd mayb dts y d pple of d south ve d knowlege to tackle their leaders. On a FINAL note I don't think its right to call anybdy an animal no mata what

Perez do yu tink yu can all yu wnt all d tym. Utd is also a big club. Yu jst may ve burned d bridge btw this 2 grt clubs wid dx ur outburst nd remember d notable transfers yu ve gotten frm utd dt has helped madrid. Dx may ve jst cum to a halt

otunsman:
Conji is a high libido that a person has that he or she cannot control.If you are sexually active,one day pass without meeting the opposite sex to pour out the urge will make you commit rape.Especially,if you can't control your mood.

Sorry bro dts a big fat lie used by rapist to justify their crimes. Am in the Medical line nd I can tell yu dt even libido can be controlled. Testosterone is wah causes high sex drive nd even dt can be controlled. An idle mind is the devils workshop. Wen yu feel ur sex drive is high try engaging in activities dt wud tk ur tym nd mk u sweat nd trust me the so called conjo wud dissapear lyk a flash

Nice one buh dts for d office of the Vice President nd I guess Osibanjo requested for dem. He beta start building his own dynasty xo he wud ve a solid foundation to fall bck on instead of relying on Tinubus warfare

Goodboiyy:


This dude still a virgin

Ow do yu knw virgins. Is it written on d head. Dts ow dudes lyk u talk to cover up ur nefarious activities. Dts wah leads to d massive issues of rape we hear dx days. A real man shud be able to control his urge no mata what. Dts wah differentiates us frm ANIMALS

Anoda tanker fire. Its high tym underground roads re built for dx trucks lyk dy ve in advanced countries. D carnage dy cause is getting too much. Lives re lost nd properties worth billions of naira re sometymz destroyed.

What kind of careless statement is dis. He is too young to be captain BUT he is nt too young to shoulder the entire burden of a nation on his head. We all knw he s d focal point of d Brazilian attack. He scores, he creates. His score rate for the National team is xo high yet he is still a young man. He is more dan capable of bin d captain. Stop d hate Leonardo

Rapmoney:
No bro! Sex can never be food!

Orie wanbe jare

Hahahaahaha dx is funny BUT dt line was rily dumb. How can he say he has a land in garden city yet can't locate it. Guys let's reason dx na. Wah abt d papers, the C of O. Wah abt d person he bought it frm yet he is d president nd has access to all dx stuffs easily. Hmm Garba Shehu I smell denial soon

Dx stuffs make me no meaning to me broda sorry. By the way wahs congi? Pple jst blow dx tin out of proportion to cover for their ineptitude and promiscuosity. I can't see y a grown up man can't stay without a woman no mata d duration. Sex na food? Rubbish

MichaelSokoto:

Gerrara hia mehn!
Nah which kyne ATM mashine be dat? dats a student-friendly type!
#200? lol

Guy am serious. Dx isn't lies. Dts d only atm ve seen gvin dt amt out of all ve used all ova d country. It was funny buh cool cos som used it to rmov dt change yu can't use normal atm to remove

Hmm some sensible stuffs said der if we look at it critically without prejudice or bias

Were will you nw give it Mr Man cos I doubt ur writing a book or something. Ur image has bin bastardised nd rubbished nd it wud b good if yu can do it. Dts wah I hate abt yu politicians. Wen ur @ a tyt corner yu beat abt d bush. Jst a simple questn yu don't wnt to respond cos yu knw pple wud tackle yu based on dt. Rubbish!!!

The fiery Arch Bishop Obinna is at it again nd Okorocha dares not disregard his warning. Go ask Ohakim wah happened wen he had a problem against a catholic priest. Okorocha is anoda chief propangandist who talks more dan he does. I doubt if Journalist wud use d FOI bill to gt d info cos all dy do wen dy attend functions is jostle for envelopes and food. Let dem prove me wrong if am nt saying d truth

Dou I don't believe dis news cos d source is questionable to me BUT if its true den dx smells of trouble cos I don't expect Vice President Osibanjo to jst keep quiet nd lay low cos he s d one directly affected by dx. If he does den he is a COWARD nd no apologies for dt

Dts a lesson for you. D only tin is if ur going to learn frm dx. Not all ladies re lyk dx BUT a lot nd I mean a lot re promiscous. Dts d way evrytin is nw. Funny enof am sure ur so called MD has a wife n kids @ home YET dx lady does nt care. Later wen Karma happens to her wen she is married she starts cmin to Nairaland crying her eyes out. Dts y wen I see som of their complains I jst tell mysef dt dx is Anoda story for the gods. Rubbish!!!

Truth is bitter buh must be said. Dy shud ve been conducted first den dy wud gid appropraite guidance. I knw its good to dream buh tins of dx nature re nt done lyk dis. FIFA is lyk a cult nd nt easy toi break in. Its nt a Nigerian electn were dy re tryin to test their popularity. I stand firmly wid dose pple. Dy shud stop ridiculing dx country cos our imaged has been bastardised enof. Let dem make adequate consultations.

Udmaster:
Incase this hit front page. Some1 should alert me.

Its SURELY going to make front page xo Hakuna Matata(No worries)

Dis is a HUGE public relations stunt for Union Bank. Its one of d banks I use. I jst hpe dy grab it. Union bank has alwz been associated wid old pple xo am nt surprised d president uses it. Dou I disagree wid their mantra. Dy re BIG, STRONG but UNRELIABLE. One more tin. Its only union bank ve seen an ATM machine bring out #200. D atm located @ General in Ilorin

I hate it when people work for their money yet dy re nt bin paid. For Gods sake dis pple ve family. Dy ve mouths to feed. Schs wud soon start. Dy ve sch fees to pay YET som pple somwere re earning millions and call demselves law makers. Unilag is a federal sch xo I guess its d federal govt dts owing dem(I stand to be corrected). Let Buhari do somtin FAST cos I don't think his body language alone can save dis situation.

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Moz22:


*142*3*1#...press 1 for #50 then press 1 to activate. Tho I tried alotta times bt I was persistent. Didn't even notice yesterday when I tried, bt when I tried again today, they said I av been given alreadi

Please is it still working cos I tried buh I got a msg bck to use *123*2*5# and wen I did I was told to activate eida 50k or 30k which to me means 50,000 and 30,000 xo I dunno ow oders got theirs

Please do we have workers of Sterling bank in the house or any one who has idea about the new sterling bank promo of opening an account with 60,000, leaving it for 3mnths after which yu wud be entitled to withdraw 50,000 nd leaving a fixed deposit of 5,000 in the account. Yu wud be given a brand new lenovo phone @ the point of opening the account if yu can satisfy dis criterias. Someone has bin marketting it to me buh am sceptical and don't wnt to fall prey to all dx banks. Someone out der shud pls educate the people so dt many won't fall victim to this

True talk. Buhari shud respond by carrying out investigatns nd nt ignore evrytin dy say. Weda PDP or APC all we want is No to corruption

Nice one frm the Army high command. Am happy for the family of dose re called soldiers. Dy ve been gven a second chance. Let dem tk it wisely

What the man did was unprecedented. Apologizing to the wife in public via instagram. Am proud of d man if only oda men can emulate a lot of marriages wud be saved today. As for yu ladies who go abt spoiling oda pples family ur reward wud be worse dan dt of Jezebel be warned. Toyin pls alwz dress decently cos ur dressing in most of ur movies I watch re alwz vry provocative nd ur husband must b understanding to accomodate dt. MORAL Nobdy is perfect. Let's live wid our imperfections

Most court judgement are now for d highest bidder xo am nt surprised @ all.

Alryt Barrister. Yu were @ chatam house for dt pre arranged nd charade yu called an address cos ur an APC member dts y u followed him der. Ur no longer d human right activist I once respected nd feared. Y can't u also tell him to declare his assets publicly lyk he said OR he didn't say dt again. Dts y I still ve respect for d likes of Femi Falana who dou re also sympathetic to d APC also cum out to talk against d regime wen dy go wrong