naptu2:

BusterG:
I saw a recent post about a lady that had her car crashed by a mechanic.

So on this day, i wanted to go chill somewhere make i relax my brain from naija wahala. Like every other young couple
i gas look for confirm excuse to comot house else my wife no go gree. She had already hinted that i should not go out that day,

So in a bid to hatch my already planned paroles, i told her i wanted to barb my hair. Hair wey no dey gree grow...Lol grin

I had recently just bought my Honda babyboy after managing to secure a 12 month LAPO loan to add to pay up for the toks car.....
Still remember my plate number like tmrw, drove to the next major street, called up a few of my homeboys and decided to kukuma cut my hair so i fit get alibi abi evidence at least when i get back at midnight after shayo and skele.

I saw a car wash just few meters from the Barbing Saloon and decided to let the guys do their thing make the car sef baff after many days of lagos waka. hmmmm.... i enter car wash, drop key and strolled to the barbing salon abut 6 buildings along the same road.

After barber don bend left, bend right and center he finish my gorimapa hair........I came out and started strolling towrads the car wash......

WETIN I SEE BE LIKE FILM.........

A crowd had gathered ahead, people screaming, confusion everywhere......just by the car wash....wetin happen.
With my mind racing, i started jogging abi running towards the place. By the time i reached there, what i saw almost traumatized me.
Half of my newly bought Honda baby boy was inside the wall directly opposite the car wash. Serious crash.

The car wash boy that didnt know the difference between accelerator and brake had apparently tried to re-park abi relocate the car.

To cut the long story short, he missed killing a 5 month year old baby by whiskers. I was the one begging/stopping the people beating him.

My parole spoilt......no where to go again.

Never leave your car keys for cash wash people

BBIA:

Just because I asked the price you are selling Kpomo in Edo?

gabmanuel:
Does bite from lizards kill??

When I was younger, I witnessed a lizard bite someone, and the guy is still alive and healthy now, and was never sick from the lizard's bite.

immortalcrown:
Okay

Localemperor:
Wetin short men do you ..

Localemperor:
So you prefer a dull ( slowpoke) as a wife because buying intelligence might make her cheat on you. Look at the bigger picture boss

EmperorCaesar:


Big ass 500
Intelligence 500

As i no plan to marry for now, I no need her faithfulness but she go use her intelligence help me make more money to build another complete package wey i go con marry later

Its a win win for us

jmoore:
Export is now smuggling.

guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .

Biodun556:
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