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 Sports › Re: Didier Drogba Gives £800,000 Worth Of Diamond RingsTo Former Chelsea Team Mates by miketonic(m): 7:27pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF LOVEPEDDLERS IN ENUGU AND ROASTED GRANDNUT IN OSUN VILLAGE? I BEG NEXT TOPIC JOOR |
| Politics › Re: Abdulsalami - The North Will Recover In 20 Years by miketonic(m): 12:57pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI AND FRIED PLANTAIN WITH STEW IN OWERRI IMO STATE? I BET NEXT TOPIC JOOR 2 Likes |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Unusual Architechture From Around The World by miketonic(m): 2:14pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF BEANS AND ROASTED CORNS WITH MAMA KELECHI PEPER SAUP IN ENUGU? ABEG NEXT TOPIC JOOR |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Story Of Qian Hong Yan: A Crippled Chinese Girl by miketonic(m): 1:43pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION PROBLEM IN BED? I BEG NEXT TOPIC JOOR |
| Politics › Re: OBJ: Olden Days Picture In His Farm by miketonic(m): 2:17pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI AND FRIED YAM FROM MAMA KELECHI IN OWERRI IMO STATE? I BEG NEXT TOPIC JOOR 11 Likes |
| Science/Technology › Re: The World Will Not End In 2012 - NASA by miketonic(m): 12:33pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI AND FRIED YAM IN OWERRI IMO STATE? I BEG NEXT TOPIC JOOR 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Are Women The Cause Of Change In Men's Attitude After wedding? by miketonic(m): 11:36am On Dec 03, 2012 |
AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI AND FRIED YAM IN OWERRI IMO STATE? I BEG NEXT TOPIC JOOR |
| Romance › Re: How Can One Identify A Pretending Partner??? by miketonic(m): 11:17pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
how does this affect the price of garri and fried plantain in owerri? i beg next topic joor |
| Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Killed 10 Christians In Borno State!!! by miketonic(m): 11:11pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
how does this affect the price of garri and fried plantain in owerri? i beg next topic joor |
| Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Throttles Abuja Residents, Business, Government Silent by miketonic(m): 8:21pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
jogrin0: .....when wil things be better in Nigeria*crying* |
| Crime › Re: An Okada Rider Beheaded In Benin By Suspected Ritual Killers by miketonic(m): 4:01pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
Yomieluv: why is your English poor like this? Are you sure you are in United State of America,and not United State of Aba,cos your english sounds ibo-tic for my liking.THERE'S NO NEED FOR ME TO SPEAK CORRECT ENGLISH. YOU GUYS LIVING IN NIGERIA HAVE A NIGERIAN MENTALITY THAT LIKES TO SUPPORT AND REWARD BAD BEHAVIOR IN THAT COUNTRY. AM GOING TO CONTINUE TO ENJOY MY LIFE OVER HERE IN USA AND ALSO CONTINUE TO MAKE LOVE TO WHITE GIRLS AND SPANISH GIRLS. LOL GOOD DAY |
| Crime › Re: An Okada Rider Beheaded In Benin By Suspected Ritual Killers by miketonic(m): 3:40pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
Yomieluv: u be fool,when yahoo boys are making millions in one fell swoop,how much is $250k?NIGERIANS MENTALITY..YOU GUYS SUPPORT YAHOO BOYS.. LOL I RATHER STUDIED HARD AND EARN MY MONEY THE RIGHT WAY. |
| Crime › Re: An Okada Rider Beheaded In Benin By Suspected Ritual Killers by miketonic(m): 3:31pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
Okija_juju: The sadest part of life is that people like you with low self esteem are the ones running around flaunting your 'Vistors Visa', when people carrying H-1 Visas, green card and even citizens sef never start to make noise.. I carry an American H-1B Visa, A canadian permanent residence card, A french Residence permit which by the way means all shenghen countries are open to me, British Visa, a South African Visa and as a True born Naija boy my Green Passport opens up the entire ECOWAS member countries up to me.. On Nairaland here, there are many well travelled folks all over this site and here you are making noise witha fhucking student Visa..YOU SEE...THIS IS WHATS WRONG WITH NIGERIA...FOOLS LIKE YOU THAT LIKE TO ASSUME SOMEONE STATUS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU, AM A DUEL CITIZEN IN BOTH UK AND AMERICA, AND I STILL HAVE MY NIGERIAN PASSPORT. SECOND, AM SURGEON DOCTOR HERE IN AMERICA AND AM ONLY 26 YEARS OLD MAKING $250000 A YEAR. SO, GET YOUR INFORMATION CORRECT, BEFORE YOU START OPENING YOUR DIRTY MOUTH. AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN, I WILL NEVER EVER EVER ENTER NIGERIA UNLESS IF I HAVE TO COME AN DO SOME BUSINESS OVER THERE. I LOVE AMERICA AND AM STAYING OVER HERE. YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE PERMANENT VISA. GO EAT GARRI WITH BEANS FOOL |
| Crime › Re: An Okada Rider Beheaded In Benin By Suspected Ritual Killers by miketonic(m): 2:48pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Okay.. Thanks for telling us that you have an American Visa.. NEXT!!JEALOUSY WILL KILL YOU MY BROTHER...STOP HATING... I HOPE YOU HAVE LIGHT AT YOUR HOUSE OR USING GENERATOR?...WHILE AM OVER HERE ENJOYING FREE CONSTANT LIGHT AND CLEAN WATER. 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: An Okada Rider Beheaded In Benin By Suspected Ritual Killers by miketonic(m): 2:44pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE, NOW I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. THIS THE REASON WHY I WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN THAT GOOD FORSAKING COUNTRY CALL NIGERIA. I WILL CONTINUE TO ENJOY LIVING IN AMERICA AND MAKING LOVE TO WHITE WOMAN AND SPANISH BABES 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:17pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
manny4life: Well, I guess 98% of women are ashawos because most have had sex (not for money) but for orgasmic tension reducer. So please, make sure you marry a virgin, but it doesn't change the fact you're a gigolo too.CAN YOU SAY HI TO YOUR MOM FOR ME...CUZ SHE CAME OVER TO MY PLACE LAST NIGHT...I MADE HER WORSHIP MY JOYSTICK 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:16pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
ßløøð: Lol.... Ekwensu! Tufiakwa gi!lol..you are funny |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
manny4life: Dude, stop. Just because you dis-virgin someone don't make them a prostitute, in fact, I think you're the gigolo himself, have u thought of that?if they are not virgin..then they are ashawo |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:10pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOO 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:03pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
manny4life: Co-signedSECONDED |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:01pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO SNIFF FEMALE BUTT HOLE DURING LOVE MAKING..AND THEN TELL HER TO CALL ME GRANDPAPA |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 3:48pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
SOMETIMES... I LIKE TO CHEAT ON MY WIFE EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT WITH 30 NAIRA ASHAWO AND THEN COME BACK HOME AND ACCUSE HER OF CHEATING 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 3:41pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
ghettodreamz: Prior to that, do you smoke skunk? Or drink some ogidiga? That's a bad habit, stop it.NOPE..THE ACT OF DOING IT..JUST GIVES ME AN ERECKTION |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 3:38pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
SOMETIME..I LIKE POKD HOLES IN THE CONDOMS DURING LOVE MAKING...SO THAT I CAN IN-PREGNANT FEMALE WITHOUT THEM KNOWING 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 3:36pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
abiL: Is this life?!NA TRUE I TALK |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 3:31pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
SOMETIME...I LIKE TO WAKE UP MY WIFE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT...AND THEN BEAT HER BECAUSE OF I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 3:27pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
SOMETIMES AFTER TAKING A DUMP..I LIKE TO STICK MY MIDDLE FINGER IN MY BUTT HOLE AND THEN SMELL IT... IT GIVES ME JOY AND ESCTACY |
| Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 3:21pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
I MASTURBATE WITH VEGETABLE OIL INSTEAD OF VASELINE |
| Family › Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by miketonic(m): 9:49pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
my 5 year old girl ask me yesterday,, why do niaralanders always ask, how is this going to affect garri price? |
