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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by mikymouse1(m): 7:12pm On Nov 07, 2012
My lil cousin. "Mommy, why is water wet?"

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by emmabest2000(m): 7:23pm On Nov 07, 2012
my kids once ask me where did the rains come from
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by kpozite(m): 7:23pm On Nov 07, 2012
After watching tampon (Always) advert my young brother asked what it is used for? and the general silence that answered the question was resounding
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Naijapikin1: 7:24pm On Nov 07, 2012
dj187: Mummy how come GEJ became d president of nigeria?

Why was farouk lawal left of d hook?

Daddy wat happened to d subsidy report?
iz dat ur child askin dos questions? Dat child will grow up to be another socrates.
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by emmabest2000(m): 7:25pm On Nov 07, 2012
who is the father of Satan
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by crisycent: 7:25pm On Nov 07, 2012
My little daughter is 4 and i have a portrait of Jesus Christ close to my bed.
My daughter will ask, "daddy, why does Jesus have long hair? is Jesus a girl?

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by daviesmania(m): 7:32pm On Nov 07, 2012
Me. grandma, wat movie are u watching?
Grandma... BF

me. But y na?
Grandma.. My grandson, since i dont have de strength to do it again, let me just watch & go to bed.

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by patholaw: 7:39pm On Nov 07, 2012
Wen i waz a kid went sm1's houz and dey brought amala and i said na so so amala una dey eat 4 dis houz una no dey cook anoda food? Shame catch dem and my parent dat day

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by controlseven: 7:43pm On Nov 07, 2012
Daddy why are u always on top of my mummy every night on bed? Are u John Cena?

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Odinaka00(m): 7:44pm On Nov 07, 2012
Uncle, uncle, is my mum ♈☺uЯ father?
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by topazjosh(m): 7:47pm On Nov 07, 2012
nipeks001: My friend's once told me a story of his lil brother.
He said his brotha told them one day that egg was the first thing to be created but they told him no,that's it's not true,he kept on arguing and after sometime they asked him why he thought so and he told them that don't they know the yoruba christian song ''Ka to da Aye leyin ti wa,ka to da orun leyin ti n joba".He said they all bursted into laughter.
lmaoooooooooooooooo omgossssshhh

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by topazjosh(m): 7:57pm On Nov 07, 2012
once ask my sister when i was young why people serve puffpuff during christian wake keeping in honour of dead one +*my thinkin* thought oil use in frying that puffpuff was extract from the that same dead body.
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Nobody: 7:59pm On Nov 07, 2012
control_seven: Daddy while are u always on top of my mummy every night on bed? Are u John Cena?

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked this one is a adult child

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by 4reigningqueen: 8:02pm On Nov 07, 2012
"se you gbo ibo"
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Azeola: 8:09pm On Nov 07, 2012
one weekend while my dad was tryn 2 attend 2 some paper work he brought 4rm office....my baby sister went 2 him nd askd....
Daddy r u doin ur homework
If u dn't do it ur aunty will beat u abi

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by ciphoenix: 8:18pm On Nov 07, 2012
berem: I rmbr during my teenage/puberty age when I always have my bath with my kid sister in the bathroom.she would always ask "sister chi,see hair is growing between your legs.when will you plait it? Wetin I wan reply before? I simply tell her to STFU!
grin grin grin
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by hollypagan: 8:22pm On Nov 07, 2012
My question is are u guys crazy?
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by hollypagan: 8:27pm On Nov 07, 2012
emma_best2000: who is the father of Satan
na you
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by 234GT(m): 8:33pm On Nov 07, 2012
Kid to dad: How did mummy get pregnant?
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Nwandol: 8:36pm On Nov 07, 2012
My younger sis was always asking my mum if our dad was also her dad. She would say"is daddy U̶̲̥̅̊я̅ daddy"
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by ogochukwunasa1: 8:49pm On Nov 07, 2012
my kid used to ask me''' daddy why is US d most powerful country in d world'
i wil say'''''go n ask google
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by nagoma(m): 8:50pm On Nov 07, 2012
emma_best2000: who is the father of Satan

That's an easy one. It's either OBJ or IBB depending on who Satan is.
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Dan18(m): 8:52pm On Nov 07, 2012
I younger sister once asked me she said. "IF WE ENTER AREOPLANE WILL IT STOP AT OUR BUsSTOP"
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Haryanphe(f): 8:58pm On Nov 07, 2012
My kid sista once asked 1 nyt 'sis,y do moon 4low us everywia we go at nyt'

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by othenok(f): 8:59pm On Nov 07, 2012
My extremely intelligent niece was always terrorising us with questions once she asked us " Aunty, what is the difference between Although, Even though and though?". She was just 5 then. Woe betide you if you don't explain it well, she is ready to wail for hours until you answer.

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by pipeewa(m): 9:33pm On Nov 07, 2012
a story I heard.
A family once had a visitor who brought bread for them. Once the visitor announced what he brought. The little girl exclaimed and faced her dad saying....hmmmmm daddy, daddy once it enters your room now it wont come out again and you wont give anybody....the father was so embarrased

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Marcela04: 9:34pm On Nov 07, 2012
Geomac: My son once said sorry to my wife when he saw her changing her sanitary pad. He said sorry mummy you have wound,daddy take mummy to the hospital now. The second day he asked again if the wound has healed up.
I no u live in a room. Shame on u.
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Marcela04: 9:37pm On Nov 07, 2012
Most of u are liars, ur little broder, ur little sis, ur cousin bla bla bla once asked. Where dey d ones dt asked or it was wat u though of wen u were little.

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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by ignis: 9:43pm On Nov 07, 2012
dj187: Mummy how come GEJ became d president of nigeria?

Why was farouk lawal left of d hook?

Daddy wat happened to d subsidy report?
na lie
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by miketonic(m): 9:49pm On Nov 07, 2012
my 5 year old girl ask me yesterday,, why do niaralanders always ask, how is this going to affect garri price?
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